Chapter 682, Fat Pig Pavilion(1/2)
"Brother Tian!~"
He Yuntao came running wildly again.
"Stop!" Ling Tianyu blocked He Yuntao with one hand.
He Yuntao looked at Ling Tianyu coquettishly, flirting and jokingly said: "Brother Tian, you attacked my breasts."
Ling Tianyu looked at it and saw that his hand was pressed right on He Yuntao's huge breasts. Then he looked extremely surprised. The breasts were definitely about to reach the D-cup. Ling Tianyu retracted his hand in disgust and swallowed a mouthful of water.
He asked with a horrified face: "Fat man! What did you eat? Why have you gained so much weight!"
"Brother Tian, stop talking. I have already decided to lose weight, but those delicacies always come to tempt me. As you know, my determination is not strong, how can I withstand this temptation?" He Yuntao's face was full of flesh.
He said tremblingly.
"Okay, stop talking." Ling Tianyu waved his hand.
"Eh?" He Yuntao looked at Ling Tianyu's hair and asked curiously: "Brother Tian, how did you get this hair? It's really cool. Can you get it for me?"
"You need to lose some of this fat." Ling Tianyu rolled his eyes, fearing that He Yuntao would pounce on him again. He looked slyly at the stunned Wu Zhuanjiang and the others and said with a smile: "Hey, fat man, come this time.
I’m not the only one looking for you here.”
"Well?" He Yuntao turned his head and looked at Wu Zhuanjiang and the others, his expression became even more excited, and he shouted wildly: "Brother Wu! I miss you too!"
Bang! Bang!~
He Yuntao ran away again.
Wu Zhuanjiang's face was full of fear, and he hid on Wu Lun's back, saying fearfully: "Fat... Fat brother, I'm small, so don't come, I can't bear it."
"Brother Wu, you are so annoying and boring." He Yuntao shook his head and sighed.
"Haha, little fat guy, you have forgotten about me, right?" Tian Luo said with a smile.
"You..." He Yuntao looked at Tianluo. Because Tianluo's bald head was too conspicuous, he had already put on a wig, but that obscene smile was definitely unforgettable for He Yuntao. He said in surprise: "Master! Really.
It’s you! I’ve been looking forward to the stars and the moon! I’ve been looking forward to you all my life!”
"Hey, little monk, I only accept a disciple like you, can you not come?" Tianluo said with a thief smile.
"Master! Let me take a step to speak first!" He Yuntao smiled excitedly, put his hand on Tian Luo's shoulder, and the two walked to the side across Yin Yin. This was the real congeniality.
At this time, Meng Ru ran over angrily, but she did not dare to be angry again in front of Ling Tianyu. She smiled shyly and said: "Brother Tianyu, I am so happy to see you. Is my fat guy always thinking about you all?"
"Haha, I guess he still has some conscience." Ling Tianyu laughed and was in a good mood.
"Hey, I became your family so quickly. I didn't expect Fat Brother to be so efficient. I just wonder if a little fat boy will be born?" Wu Zhuanjiang stepped forward and said with a smile.
"Brother Wu is joking." Meng Ru's face turned red with embarrassment, and she glared at He Yuntao in the distance angrily, and said angrily: "Humph, this damn fat guy just likes to mess around with women! You guys are really pissing me off!
But try to reason with him!"
"Sister Xiaoru, although this fat guy has never been serious in the past, I know this brother very well. He is definitely very serious about emotional matters, but this guy just likes to play, and he is still like a little kid.
." Ling Tianyu smiled.
"It would be great if he really thinks so." Meng Ru was helpless, but it could be seen that Meng Ru really fell in love with He Yuntao.
At this time!
He Yuntao and Tian Luo were like brothers, chatting quietly.
"Little Fatty, if you have anything to say, just tell me. As long as it's something I know, I'll know it and don't say anything. If you need me to teach you some secret techniques for picking up girls, I'll keep it all for you." Tian Luo meant.
Said deeply.
"This... Master, this is not what my disciple is doing. My wife is enough. I just want to ask about something else. With your experience, you should be able to help." He Yuntao kneaded.
said.
"What's the matter? Just tell me." Tian Luo said.
"That's right, that's right..."
"What is it?"
"I can't do that."
"What's not working?"
"That's the only thing that doesn't work, you know."
"No, I don't understand. Being a teacher is very pure."
"Holy shit! Master, you always dare to say you are pure!"
"Don't talk nonsense! If you have something to say, say it quickly! If you have something to say, just let it go!"
"Then I'll let it go!"
"Your mother! What a fart! It smells so bad!"
"You always said you wanted me to release it!"
"Okay, okay, let's get to the point!" Tian Luo looked impatient.
"Then let me tell you, master, please don't laugh at me." He Yuntao said.
"Say it quickly!"
"It's just that the thing under me doesn't have enough firepower. It's been almost two years, and I haven't been allowed to carry a fat guy out." He Yuntao said with an embarrassed look.
"Damn you! As a true disciple of the young monk, how can this be possible!" Tian Luo looked very excited.
"That's it! As your old disciple, how can I be weak in kung fu?" He Yuntao asked with a smile: "Master, you must have a way, what good skills can you teach me?"
"Ahem... There is a way, let's try it for the time being." Tian Luo started to show off.
"Master, tell me quickly!" He Yuntao's eyes lit up.
"Swallow the testicles of a cow."
"Wipe it! Can this be eaten?"
"Yes! Of course I can! And you have to eat it alive!"
"Eat it alive! It disgusts me to death!"
"Do you want to be disgusted, or do you want to be incompetent?"
"Okay! I will risk my life for my future little fat man!" He Yuntao's face turned grim, and then he asked slyly: "Master, if your old method really works, when I can stand up to the sky with one pillar, Master can
Don’t forget to take me to that place that will make me want to die.”
"Of course!" Tianluo said with a sly smile.
The two looked at each other and smiled evilly together.
"Jie Jie..."
Ling Tianyu and the others saw that He Yuntao and Tian Luo were laughing so obscenely that it was heard even from such a distance, so these two people really had the same chemistry.
"Damn fat man! Get back here immediately!" Meng Ru put her hands on her waist and shouted, she was really fierce.
"Daughter-in-law! I'm here!" He Yuntao jumped back and whispered in Meng Ru's ear: "Daughter-in-law, look at Brother Tian and the others are here, can you save some face for me?
!”
"Okay! Anyway, I will have to settle accounts in the future!" Meng Ru glared fiercely.
"Okay..." He Yuntao was about to cry but had no tears, but thinking of what Tian Luo said, He Yuntao felt happy in his heart. He straightened his fat waist and said to Ling Tianyu and the others: "Brother Tian! It's rare for you to
If you come to see me, why not go to my Feizhu Pavilion to get together!"
"Fat Pig Pavilion?" Ling Tianyu and the others were stunned.
"It's not a fat pig! It's a jade pearl! Jadeite jade! Pearl pearl!" He Yuntao said seriously.
"Aren't these all pigs? Why did they get such a common name?" Ling Tianyu was speechless, really worried about He Yuntao's IQ.
"Woooo~ Brother Tian, please stop attacking me. Do you know that I racked my brains to come up with this pavilion name?" He Yuntao said with aggrieved tone.
"Okay, stop acting cute in front of us and take us to your Fat Pig Pavilion first!" Ling Tianyu said.
"It's Jade Pearl!"
"Yeah! Fat pig!"
"Depend on!"
He Yuntao was about to collapse.
Then, He Yuntao put his arms around Meng Ru, and swaggered like a rich man, leading Ling Tianyu and the others towards Feizhu Pavilion.
The people around were shocked when they saw this scene. Obviously in Qingfeng City, He Yuntao should be quite famous. It was the one who caused such a big commotion here, and the people passing by the city
The army also turned a blind eye.
Along the way, He Yuntao, who was in high spirits, was so excited.
Ling Tianyu and the others have almost understood that Feizhu Pavilion is really quite powerful. In just two years, it has laid a solid foundation in Qingfeng City.
He Yuntao himself also changed his name. His current name is Tao Yunhe, which is actually the reverse of his original name. With the wealth given by Ling Tianyu, He Yuntao managed his business in the city and established many connections.
To be continued...