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Chapter 34: The Joke of Sorrow

When Lu Hanyuan was looking at Haibara Ai, Haibara Ai was also looking at Lu Hanyuan. Her expression did not change much, just like the calm sea surface, without any slight turbulence.

"Who are you looking for?" Haibara Ai asked faintly.

"I don't look for anyone, I just come here to have fun." Lu Hanyuan responded with a smile, "You are Xiao Ai, I heard Conan talk about you. My name is Tianyi, and he belongs to Conan... 'Brother'. Conan should have mentioned me to you too?"

Ai Haibara's eyes flashed with a hint of brightness. After entering a few words on the computer, several lines of information appeared on the computer.

She whispered: "Edogawa Teni, whose original name was Nagasawa Fengxiong. She was fed to aptx4869 with Kudo Shinichi eight and a half months ago, and then became smaller. She was pseudonym Edogawa Teni, who was nominally the brother of Kudo Shinichi who was pseudonym Edogawa Conan. Nagasawa Fengxiong was originally a neighbor and friend of Kudo Shinichi, and went abroad four years ago..."

"Xiao Ai, you can just know this information yourself, so you don't need to read it out." Lu Hanyuan sat down and poured himself a cup of tea and took a sip. "The doctor's place used to be very messy, but now the house is in order and has become so clean and tidy. This should be your credit."

Haibara Ai picked up a fashion magazine and read it, "You come here without invitation and pour tea for you casually. Do you know that this is very impolite."

Lu Hanyuan put down the teacup and said, "What's wrong with being rude? I'm not an outsider. By the way, are you the only one here? Where is the doctor?"

"The doctor is out." Haibara Ai continued to look at the magazine, "You will pay for your impolite behavior."

Lu Hanyuan narrowed his eyes: "What's the price?"

Ai Haibara's mouth curled up a smile: "This tea is specially designed for doctors. Doctors often have constipation, so I put some laxatives in the tea. Although the amount is not very large, it should be able to pull for two or three hours."

Lu Hanyuan stared at the teacup in a daze, and his stomach suddenly started to hurt. He quickly stood up and said, "Why didn't you say it earlier... Where is the toilet?"

"I won't tell you." Haibara Ai said lightly, "Go and look for it yourself."

"Okay, you're ruthless." Lu Hanyuan covered his stomach and went to the bathroom.

Haibara Aira glanced at him interestingly, and the corners of his mouth slightly raised.

Fifteen minutes later...

"Ah, I feel my body is hollowed out... It's not that I feel it, but that my body is indeed hollowed out." Lu Hanyuan walked out with a bitter look on his face, "Xiao Ai, there are so many mouse clips in the toilet, why don't you remind me? Also, why are there no paper in the toilet?!"

Haibara Ai looked at Lu Hanyuan with a smile and said with a strange expression: "You won't be wiped without pp."

Lu Hanyuan spread his hands: "Yes, how can I wipe it without paper?"

Haibara Ai looked at Lu Hanyuan unexpectedly, picked up a magazine and blocked it in front of him, with a look of disgust.

"You believe me if I said I didn't wipe the pp?" Lu Hanyuan sat on the sofa and said weakly: "I'm not so unhygienic. I used banknotes to wipe it. Alas, thousands of yen were gone......"

Haibara's mouth opened slightly, but said nothing.

"Xiao Ai, you're deliberately slandering people. You put laxatives in the tea, mouse clips in the toilet, and take away the toilet paper. Do you dare say that it wasn't something you did on purpose?"

Lu Hanyuan stared at Haibara Ai with an unhappy look on his face.

Haibara Ai spoke slowly: "I said that the doctor often has constipation, so he needs to put laxatives in the tea. The mouse clips are placed in the toilet because there are rats there and the toilet has no paper. That's because it happened to be used up. You accidentally caught up and it's not my business."

"Is that true?" Lu Hanyuan expressed his doubts, "I think you actually want to tease Conan, but Conan didn't come. When I came, I became teased."

"Ah, you're not too stupid." Haibara Ai looked at Lu Hanyuan jokingly, "Yes, I did it on purpose. It was originally prepared for Conan, but you used it first. You are indeed Conan's 'brother', and you are the one who leads the way."

"Okay, I'll accept you." Lu Hanyuan sighed, "I got diarrhea so hard that my legs were weak. Fortunately, I didn't step on the mouse clip, otherwise I would have to stay in the hospital. Alas, I'm hungry, is there any food here?"

"No." Haibara Ai looked back at the magazine and his face turned as usual.

"You can't find a boyfriend like this." Lu Hanyuan said intentionally or unintentionally, "Only Conan can withstand your troubles. This kind of trick can deepen your impression and increase your feelings. But Conan has his own life. I am not Conan, I can see what he turns a blind eye to. Sometimes I am anxious about Conan's emotional intelligence, but that's impossible. I also have my life, I can't control other people's lives, and I don't want to care about it. Alas, I'm just an alien, and I'm different from anyone after all, and I have nothing to say about your affairs. I'm leaving, say hello to the doctor for me, goodbye."

Lu Hanyuan stood up and walked away.

"Wait." Haibara Ai stopped Lu Hanyuan, "You said you are an alien, why?"

"Do you want to know about mine?" Lu Hanyuan shrugged, "You are a knowledgeable scientist, but there are still many things you don't know or you can't know. In fact, you and I are from two worlds. Everyone here and I are from two worlds, so I am an alien, a wandering prodigal son, and I feel more profound than you."

Haibara Ai frowned: "Are people from two worlds...?

"Fengxing!" Before Lu Hanyuan could walk out of Dr. Agasa's house, Conan suddenly rushed in. "I still feel that it's time for me to reveal my identity, so I didn't tell Xiaolan..."

Lu Hanyuan waved his hand indifferently: "This is your own business, just make your own decision. Don't tell me, anyway, what should come will always come back."

Ai Haibara looked at Conan, then Lu Hanyuan, and lowered his head and said nothing.

"Ha, I'm a little thirsty, drink some tea." Conan sat down and poured out the pot of tea with laxatives.

Lu Hanyuan smirked in secret, without reminding him, and Ai Haibara looked at him without saying a word.

Conan brought the tea to his mouth, but suddenly stopped and looked at the unfinished cup of tea Lu Hanyuan had on the table.

"There is nothing wrong with this tea?" Conan asked Lu Hanyuan.

"Do you think there is something wrong?" Lu Hanyuan asked back.

Conan moved his nose and pinched his chin with his hands and said, "I think there is something unclean in the tea. I only drank a little tea on the table. You just drank a little. I don't drink it after drinking it. This is either you have a problem or there is a problem with the tea. I see that you seem a little exhausted now, and there is a stinking smell coming from the toilet. This should be because you have been in the toilet for too long. I saw Xiao Ai buy some laxatives before. Overall, it should be that Xiao Ai put laxatives in the tea, and you drank tea without knowing it, and then squatted in the toilet for a long time before coming out, so now you look a little exhausted. This is how things are, right?"
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