【announcement

In order to ensure that movie fans around the world have a peaceful, happy and passionate Valentine's Day, China Film Group, Bona Pictures, Miramax Pictures and Columbia Pictures jointly authorized director Sun Hao to announce the highly anticipated thriller crime action film " The release date of "Fast and Furious 2" will start at 0:00 on January 22, Beijing time, and end at 24:00 on February 11, lasting a total of three weeks and 21 days...]

When he was about to get off work, Jiang Chao, who had been promoted to the head of the creative team of Jiumu Advertising Company, saw this news on the Internet and immediately thought that some netizen was making a joke on Sun Hao.

Sun Hao is not stupid, how could he let "The Fast and the Furious 2" run for only three weeks before it ends?

You know, one of the important reasons why "The Fast and the Furious" was able to achieve a global box office of more than 2 billion US dollars was that it had a long screening time, 67 days from start to finish, and in China, its The screening time was also extended once, to 10 days...

But as soon as he thought of this, Jiang Chao immediately jumped up from his chair, raised his hands in the air, and roared in the office.

"Qiu Decai, Xu Bin, He Dahai, Yin Xueqiang, you bastards, hurry up and take a look. Who said that director Sun Hao has exhausted his talents?"

"The filmed "Fast and Furious 2" actually fell 200 million U.S. dollars short of the pre-sale box office of Chen Kaige's magical masterpiece "The Promise."

"Do you know why this is?

You don’t know anything, this is actually Director Sun Hao’s propaganda trick!”

"Come on, come on... Come over quickly and take a look. I'll show you bastards what master-class movie marketing is!"

“First, filmmakers around the world are laughing at Director Sun Hao for shooting himself in the foot.

Back then, one of his low-budget movies, "Phone Booth," relied on its rival "Spider-Man" to earn over 200 million U.S. dollars at the box office. Now, the victim of that year, Sony Pictures, has set its sights on him with "The Promise." …

However, Director Sun Hao unexpectedly announced, "Don't mess with me. After 21 days, the movie tickets will no longer be sold!"

Second, the pre-sale movie box office of "The Promise" was 540 million US dollars. Based on the maximum price of each movie ticket of 12 US dollars, as many as 45 million movie fans bought its movie tickets, and these 45 million movie fans collectively condemned the release of "The Promise" Sony Pictures is suspected of committing fraud by giving away movie tickets to "Fast and Furious 2"...

How big news is this?

All major media around the world will pay attention to this news, which means that director Sun Hao has put the movie "Fast and Furious 2" on the front pages of major mainstream media around the world without spending a penny on publicity!

3. Hunger marketing. As we all know, due to the global popularity of Fast and Furious, a large number of vegetarian fans have been cultivated, from the richest people standing at the top of the world to the little gangsters who stand on the street and whistle at beautiful women...

Director Sun Hao announced the release date in advance, just to tell everyone, don't wait, go to the cinema to enjoy this feast. When the time is up, I immediately removed the plates and lifted the table.

As a result, many films with similar strengths will shy away to avoid being trampled to death by the menacing "Fast and Furious 2".

If I guess correctly, the Hollywood science fiction movie "I, Robot" starring Will Smith, which was originally scheduled to be released on February 1st, will be the first to be urgently withdrawn.

Fourth, according to professional film critics who have watched "The Promise" in advance, they didn't even understand what the movie was about? They just remember the ring after ring on the movie screen...

Therefore, I think it is unreasonable to have a pre-sale movie box office of more than 500 million US dollars, even if "The Promise" hits "Fast and Furious 2", so I think there must be director Sun Hao's handwriting in it. I I buy your movie tickets just so you can pay me back!

five……"

Looking at Jiang Chao, who was standing in the middle of the office, hysterical and spitting, Qiu Decai, Xu Bin, He Dahai, Yin Xueqiang and others from the creative team of Jiumu Advertising Company were stunned!

Damn...

It turns out that the team leader is really a big fan of director Sun Hao?

A few days ago, when everyone was chatting, they joked about the movie "Fast and Furious 2" that Sun Hao had exhausted and invested huge sums of money to produce, but it couldn't compare to Chen Kaige's "The Promise"?

Unexpectedly, the team leader was actually tortured like this!

And just when everyone was slandering, suddenly, another shout was heard: "What are you waiting for?

Hurry up and buy the movie tickets for "Fast and Furious 2". On the morning of the first day of the Lunar New Year, I invite you who can't go back to your hometown to celebrate the New Year to watch a movie together and have a big meal!"

"Ouch, ouch, ouch..."

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In fact, on January 15th, Takeji Yoshida, the head of Sony Pictures, came to Beijing.

Nothing else!

Just to slap Sun Hao in the face!

When my globally distributed movie "Spider-Man" was criticized by your "Sniper Phone Booth", I personally came to China to negotiate with you, and even begged...

But you are like chasing a stray dog, scorning me with your eyes, taunting me with words as cruel as a knife, releasing videos, and everyone eating according to their own ability, how can you beg others to let you go?!

Ha ha…

Now, retribution has come, right?

I only need a total of 10 million US dollars to bring you down.

Yes, I came here on the 15th, but I had to go to your house to find you on the morning of the 22nd...

Why?

Just because January 22nd is the first day of the Chinese Lunar New Year, I am going to add some trouble to you on your most festive day. Although it won’t kill you, it will make you sick, haha...

………

However, Takeshi Yoshida, who was in a happy mood, did not remain happy for long when he saw the turbulent female secretary rushing into the room he rented at the Capital Hotel in a panic.

"Mr. Yoshida, it's not good!"

"What's wrong? I'm fine!" Takeshi Yoshida scolded her with a straight face. Don't think that just because you have good skills, you can act careless in front of me.

"No, Mr. Yoshida, it was the Chinese film director Sun Hao who posted the news online, saying that the movie "Fast and Furious 2" will only be released for 21 days and will be withdrawn from theaters..."

"What?" Takeshi Yoshida, who was not even wearing any pants, jumped up from the bed and grabbed the female secretary's collar with his hands.

"What did you just say? Say it again."

Seeing Takeshi Yoshida looking like he wanted to eat people, the female secretary was a little scared, but she still stammered: "The movie "Fast and Furious 2" will only be released for 21 days and will be withdrawn from the cinema. This is the news announced by Chinese director Sun Hao on major websites around the world, and it has already spread.

Sony Pictures immediately convened an emergency board meeting with lawyers to discuss countermeasures.

According to lawyers who are proficient in American law, Sony Pictures currently has only three response options:

First, buy movie tickets for the first three weeks of "Fast and Furious 2" at a high price, and then give them to fans who bought "The Promise" movie tickets for free, but this requires negotiation between both parties.

Because there is a clear time limit in the announcement issued by our company, the free movie tickets must be discounted tickets on the 22nd day after the release of "Fast and Furious 2"...

If the time on the movie ticket does not match, according to the law, our company is in breach of contract and must pay compensation!

2. Refund the ticket voluntarily and compensate four times the face price;

Third, for passive refunds, local courts in the United States will levy compensation based on 6 times the face price of the ticket, 4 times will be compensated to the fans who purchased the tickets, and the other 2 times will be the court's handling fee..."

Before the female secretary could finish her stammering words, she heard a beast-like roar coming from Takeshi Yoshida's mouth:

"Sun Hao, I call you grandma!"
Chapter completed!