Chapter 31 Free Shipping
Grandma Jing frowned when she saw this person: "Milt Monkey, go out."
The mud monkey smiled and didn't go out. Instead, he said to Fang Zheng, "Little monk, I'm calling Houtian, you want to buy coal, right? I have it, it's just half a ton of crushed coal, how about you selling it for three hundred yuan?"
Grandma Jing said angrily: "Don't listen to him, little monk, this guy makes black money all day long, his skin is dark and his heart is also dark, so we call him mud monkey. There are still 300 tons of crushed coal, so why don't you grab mud monkey?"
The mud monkey Hou Tian smiled and said, "Mother-in-law, what you said is wrong. I am clearly marking the price, not forcing me to buy and sell. The little monk, 300 ton, delivering goods to your door, you won't lose money. You have to know that the shipping fee is still 5 yuan per kilometer."
When the mud monkey said this, his little eyes were so bright that he was even more lit. The little abacus in his heart was even more striking. Broken coal was not worth the money, and the cost was only a few dozen yuan, because it was left over when he burned coal before, and some of them were picked up by him in the car, which was extremely low. Moreover, this is Fangtang Village. Although this little monk was so old, he was able to come here to buy coal, which means he must be a nearby person, and he was not a person in the town.
Because it is impossible for people in the town to go to Fangtang Village to buy coal.
There is only such an oasis near Fangtang Village. If you want to survive, you cannot live too far, otherwise there will be no wind and sand.
So Fang Zheng was a new one who had eaten the food. He didn't know anything about the new melon seeds nearby, so he wanted to take the opportunity to get a bite of meat and drink it with a sip of wine.
Finally, the little monk in front of him had red lips and white teeth, white skin and clear eyes, and his whole body exuded a very rare purity. In the eyes of the mud monkey, this temperament was a fat sheep with clear price tags, a fool, and he would be sorry for the other party's stupidity without cutting a single knife.
Grandma Jing wanted to say something, but the little monk was so stupid that he turned around and smiled slightly at him, clasped his hands together and said, "Don't the donor really help the poor monk deliver goods to his door?"
The mud monkey waved his hand and said, "Although my mud monkey's hands are a little black, I still have integrity. If you don't believe it, we can sign a contract with black and red handprints on white paper, what about?"
Fang Zheng smiled and said, "Okay, this is good, then sign the contract. If you sign, buy it."
The mud monkey laughed, and even more laughed in his heart: "This little monk is really stupid. I'm signing a contract? The content of signing the contract is not enough to buy me a pile of broken coal? The money I should make is a lot of money! Forget it, I'll teach him a lesson today, so that he can understand what society is simple and people's hearts are sinister."
Grandma Jing was anxious: "Little monk, you can't sign this contract. If it really doesn't work, I'll ask you if there are any idle coals in the village."
The mud monkey said, "No need to ask, I know the situation in the village better than you. Before winter begins, who will store coal? That is, this little monk has a good life and has caught up with my family. Otherwise, he would not be able to buy a piece of coal even if he is 300 yuan."
While talking, the mud monkey took out a piece of white paper and pen from the green backpack that was cross-body, and then lay directly on the counter.
I have to say that although the mud monkey grew up, his appearance was not good, his personality was bad, and his heart was still dark, his handwriting was very beautiful.
After asking Fang Zheng's name clearly, he quickly wrote down the contract.
After writing, the monkey said, "Today, I wait for Tian and Fang Zheng to sign this contract. Fang Zheng spent 300 yuan to buy half a ton of crushed coal, and I was responsible for delivering the goods to my door. Any party breached the contract and would need to compensate the other party ten times the principal. How about it?"
The mud monkey asked Fang Zheng.
Fang Zheng frowned slightly: "Ten times?"
"What, are you not at ease?" Mud Monkey changed it casually: "Is it okay to have a hundred times?"
Fang Zheng waved his hand shyly with a simple face, "I don't mean that, but it's OK."
Looking at the simple and cute little monk in front of him, the mud monkey smiled and liked this brainless fool.
Grandma Jing saw that Fang Zheng really wanted to put her handprints and signs, but she wanted to stop her. However, the little monk in front of her looked like a turtle who had eaten a weight and insisted on signing her. She was helpless and finally got angry: "Forget it, don't care. Little monk, I tell you, you suffered a big loss this time!"
But the little monk smiled at Grandma Jing and said, "Donor, how could I suffer a loss? I think I have made a profit."
His eyes were extremely sincere and real.
Looking at such a young monk, Grandma Jing not only smiled bitterly, but also felt a little sympathetic to the little monk being deceived, but also felt that he was simple and a little stupid, just sat there and shook his head.
The mud monkey said happily: "You are not just making money, you are making a lot of money! The contract is signed, tell me, where will the coal be shipped? I'll prepare the car."
After saying that, the mud monkey picked up a bottle of mineral water: "Mother-in-law, keep the account, and we will settle the bill together after finishing this order."
Fang Zheng smiled and pointed to the west and said, "I'm sorry to give the donor a 150-kilometer Yifen Temple to the west. Move quickly, otherwise it will be dark."
puff!
The mud monkey went out far away with a basin of water, staring at Fang Zheng with his eyes: "Little monk, are you teasing me?"
Grandma Jing was also stunned: "Little monk, do you really live there? Is it impossible?"
The mud monkey said, "That is absolutely impossible! One hundred and fifty kilometers west, in the heart of the desert, let alone people living there, there are every bug."
However, the little monk in front of him looked sincere and simple, with big eyes flashing at them: "It's right, I can lead the way. If the donor doesn't believe it, just go and see it. My monk's small temple is there, really."
The bright eyes of the monkey since he was a child, he suddenly felt that he was the stupid fool! He didn't ask anything clearly, and he dared to deliver goods to his door by guessing and signed a contract!
At this moment, the mud monkey had the heart to die.
Looking at the young monk in front of him with beautiful eyebrows, fair skin, simple skin, he suddenly realized that the other party was not simple at all. This was a wolf in sheep's clothing!
After looking at the words "Ten times removed from the contract" to "10 times compensation" and he cried and said, "Grandma Jing, you said I was so ill-hearted. I think he is much darker than me, so I don't play like this."
Grandma Jing smiled. Mud Monkey has been cheating people in the village in recent years. Although she has never cheated big money, she has gained little benefits. Because of the villagers, the cheaper people are not very good, so everyone endured it, but they were unhappy.
Now that she saw Mud Monkey like this, she felt extremely comfortable and grabbed the contract: "Mi Monkey, although you are not very good, at least you still have integrity. That's why I give you credit every year, and the villagers still look at you. If you lose even your reputation, haha... Besides, the 30,000 yuan compensation is not a decimal. It's enough for you to work hard for a year, right?"
Chapter completed!