Chapter 8 You can also tell fortunes?
Fang Zheng confirmed again: "Did you really draw this?"
Wu Banxian said: "Nonsense, I'm not a painting, is it still a PS? There are a few traces of PS, and the painting is absolutely seamless. Don't doubt it. I graduated from a regular art university, but I was unemployed after graduation. I can't help but change my career."
Fang Zheng took a breath: "You're so good at painting, will you still lose your job?"
The smile on Wu Banxian's face disappeared, and he patted Fang Zheng's shoulder meaningfully and said, "Some things, you don't understand, I can't explain them clearly. Just like, Van Gogh was a poor man when he was alive, and his paintings were worthless. After he died, he suddenly became worthless. Why?"
Fang Zheng shook his head...
Wu Banxian nodded and said, "Only ghost TM knows!"
Wu Banxian continued: "If you don't talk about that, just talk about it now. If I am a realistic person, it is not popular. If I am criticized by the old professors, it is worthless! In their words, my words are the application of basic skills, just for personal use, and what I draw is meaningless. It's just for a mobile phone or a camera to take a picture. What's the point of it?"
Fang Zheng wanted to comfort Wu Banxian, but when he said something, he didn't know how to comfort him.
Wu Banxian smiled freely and said, "Don't comfort me, I'm old and I'm thinking about it. Dreams are just a big fuck! When I hold it in, I feel uncomfortable all over and don't feel uncomfortable. When I let it go, I realize that no one cares or even despises you. Dreams are too illusory, and making money down-to-earth is the bottom line. No money, no women, no house, nothing.
Nothing, what's the use of dreams?
What's more, I can't think of a bird for this painting!"
After Wu Banxian finished speaking, he began to change the topic and began to talk to Fang Zheng about the tricks in this industry.
Looking at his sarcastic and smug and free look, Fang Zheng felt it was fake. He could see a touch of desolation, a touch of unwillingness, a touch of dream that was about to be smoothed out, and a touch of disappearing from the depths of Wu Banxian's eyes...
Fang Zheng suddenly asked: "Master, how old are you this year? I feel that you don't seem to be very old either, you just pretend to be very old on purpose."
Wu Banxian raised his head slightly, raised a palm and said, "The secret of heaven cannot be revealed."
At this time, more and more people were coming, and Wu Banxian said less. He began to sit there, looking like a paranormal, occasionally smiling at people, occasionally shaking his head to people, and sighing...
Fang Zheng knew that these were all attractive methods, and they used different means of attracting customers for people of different faces.
Fang Zheng didn't know this, so he sat there honestly, thinking about what his mission was.
At this moment, an old lady passed by in panic.
Wu Banxian's eyes lit up, and he shook his head and said, "Old man, have you lost something very important."
The old lady's steps stopped immediately.
Fang Zheng looked at Wu Banxian in surprise, and he didn't understand how he knew that the old lady had lost something?
Wu Banxian sat there with a look of indifferent expression.
The old lady asked: "Master, please ask me?"
Wu Banxian smiled: "Apart from you, is there anyone else who lost something important?"
The old lady was immediately excited: "Master, can you calculate looking for something?"
Wu Banxian laughed and said, "Nothing can't be counted" on the guise next to him, pulling a long voice and saying: "Can"
The old lady immediately squatted down.
Wu Banxian added with Changyin: "Or it doesn't matter, it all depends on whether you are sincere or not."
Fang Zheng rolled his eyes again. Damn it means he didn't say anything! If you are right, it means you will be sincere. If you are wrong, you will say that the other party is not sincere. It turns out that he is an old liar in the world, and it is too slippery.
Moreover, Fang Zheng seriously suspected that he was also confused about the old lady's throwing things, and he encountered it simply by chance.
But the old lady was obviously not stupid either. When she heard this, she immediately got up and left.
Wu Banxian immediately added: "I will collect the money correctly, but I will refund it all."
The old lady was about to get up and immediately squatted down, and her eyes were much more firm when she looked at Wu Banxian.
Fang Zheng could only say that routines were all routines in his heart! It was obvious that this guy was idle and idle. If he was right, he made money, and if he was wrong, he would have a reputation. If he was wrong, he would win!
"What's that?" Wu Banxian asked.
The old lady said, "I can't find a bag of jewelry. I can't remember where to put it in for a while. Can you help me calculate where to put it?"
Fang Zheng laughed when he heard this. How could this be calculated? He smiled and looked at Wu Banxian how to deal with it.
Wu Banxian gave him a look, as if he said again: "Learn to learn!"
Wu Banxian didn't say anything nonsense. He picked up the turtle shell and copper coins in his hand, shook it and then sprinkled it on the Bagua diagram. After the copper plate fell on the Bagua diagram, Wu Banxian sighed and said, "Oh..."
The old lady asked nervously, "How is it?"
Wu Banxian shook his head and said, "The dark clouds cover the moon without seeing the light, and I look up and see you without seeing you."
"What does it mean?" the old lady asked.
Wu Banxian pointed at the sign that wrote a hundred yuan in one divination. The old lady also understood the market and gave him one hundred yuan directly.
Wu Banxian stuffed it into his pocket, and then explained: "The dark clouds cover the moon without light. It means that your thing has fallen in the dark place without light. Looking up at it, it means that it is not on the roof, on the ground. If you go back and look carefully for the dark corners on the ground, you will definitely find it. I will collect these hundred yuan first. If it is not accurate, I will withdraw you."
The old lady believed it as soon as she heard it, and quickly stood up and said, "Thank you, thank you..."
Fang Zhengze shook his head. Wu Banxian's words were too crooked. Anything that dark clouds covered the moon and did not see the light was just a fool. The old lady said that she didn't remember where the thing was placed, which means that the thing was placed casually.
Such valuable things must be kept in a confidential place.
The old lady has searched for it but found it, which means that the place is quite secret, and there is definitely not on the surface, so it must be a hidden place without light.
Finally, with the old lady's body, it is unlikely to climb the attic or something, so it must be hidden under the bed and somewhere under the cabinet.
So Wu Banxian is like saying a lot of nonsense!
However, Fang Zheng did not expose Wu Banxian because he found that the old lady was uneasy after listening to Wu Banxian's words, her anxious mood became much calmer, her tense nerves relaxed, and her walking became steady.
If you buy a safe heart for one hundred yuan, or even a safe one, it seems that you will not lose money.
After the old lady was in a good mood, she suddenly saw the white and kind-looking little monk next to her, and then her eyes were a little straight.
Fang Zheng felt a little uncomfortable when he was seen and coughed dryly.
Chapter completed!