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Chapter 516 The Most Weird Dog Food In History(1/3)

No matter how many people speculated, they never expected that the first thing Wang Shen did when he opened the blog was to spread dog food.

Crazy, totally crazy.

Liu Li, who was rehearsing in the theater for the last time before going on stage, had just determined a moving line and was about to take a drink of water when the senior sisters suddenly rushed up to him screaming.

"Liu Li Liu Li, look at Weibo!"

"Your boyfriend shows his love in public and declares his relationship officially!"

"Wow, wow, I'm so excited, look, look, look!"

"ah?"

Liu Li took the phone in a daze, sat down on the spot, and read the blog post.

After reading it word by word, the corners of his mouth slowly opened and curled up, but tears welled up in his big eyes.

"Oh, Xiao Liuli, why are you crying?"

"That's right, Wang Yan is so romantic. If it were me, I would at least perform a 360-degree somersault and splits for you before I faint from laughing..."

"Look at the comments, they are all crazy, tsk tsk, now, you are beating up the happiest and most hated girl in China!"

Indeed, the comments section was filled with screams and howls.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Husband, I'm stuck!"

"No! I don't believe it!"

"Illusion, everything is an illusion..."

"Who is that? Let me count to three and let go of my boyfriend right away!"

The little girls who refused to accept the reality were yelling and screaming, probably not trying to save anything, but simply venting.

Others started to make jokes.

"That's right, it's time to let you know...my nickname is Thirty Thousand!"

"I am forty thousand!"

"I'm Erbing!"

"Everyone upstairs, get out of here, the evidence is here!"

The little girl posted half of her ID card photo on her Weibo, and the number of likes, comments and retweets instantly exceeded a thousand - Oh my god! It turns out there is someone with the last name San and Wan!

Countless comments started with the same sentence:

"Son, what do your parents think?"

Zhen Sanwan himself was very proud: "I once deeply doubted my life experience, but now, everything has the answer... My father has already paved the way for me to become a princess!"

"puff!"

She burst into laughter, and then the little girl gained fans like crazy and felt so happy.

After that, the nymphomaniacs began to split up.

"The man is so handsome and romantic. Oh my God, I'm as drunk as a dog!"

"Too sweet? Woohoo, this is the most delicious dog food I have ever eaten!"

"From today on, I will be addicted to Wang San CP. You little bitches, please don't think about my male idol anymore!"

"Hey! What the hell is Wang San CP?!"

"Wang Shen is really awesome. I don't even know how to describe it. He is too decisive, too boyfriend-minded, and too domineering..."

"Wang Shen, thank you for your appearance. Because of you, I began to believe in the existence of God."

"It just sweetens my girlish heart. When will someone say this to me? Woohoo, I feel so pitiful..."

"Upstairs, looking at your selfie, I think there should be more than one person who has confessed to you, but they are not handsome, humorous, generous, rich, rich, rich..."

"Second!"

"I would like to call Wang Shen the number one romantic and the god of flirtation!"

The female users took advantage of the opportunity to have a carnival, and most of them were immersed in the surface emotions of the text.

The male users who are not fans are more shocked and shocked.

"Nima...is this person?"

"The moment I saw the hypothesis, I had a hunch, but I really didn't expect that Wang Shen could actually launch a counterattack in such an inhumane way..."

"God-like Young Master Wang, brothers, I will first kneel down to respect you!"

"Wait a minute, can someone please explain it to me? Why can't I understand it?"

"Hypothesis, fantasy, God exists...the keywords are all slapped in your face, don't you understand?"

"Um...does it matter?"

"Western economics is a discipline based on several basic assumptions. Those assumptions are the cornerstone of all subsequent theories."

"Yes, the first core assumption: everyone is economic man."

"What is economic man?"

"It's just like what Wang Shen said! Everyone has insatiable desires, and at the same time is absolutely rational and pursues the maximization of personal interests."

"What's the point of being tired of feet? I'm not tired of it, I have a fetish for feet..."

“Insatiable = greedy and never satisfied.”

"so?"

"Utopian theology! There are so many economic trolls nowadays, isn't it because of Wang Shen's comments?!"

Some people who finally realized it suddenly turned around and looked at Wang Yan's "confession" and were completely shocked.

"Holy shit! Isn't that awesome?!"

"I'm sure, Wang Shen's brain and my brain are not the same structure..."

"I just drank CP for a long time, it was so sweet, and now you tell me it was a cannon?!"

"Girl, firing the cannon won't affect your ability to eat dog food. The two are integrated."

"Niubi, Niubi is right here!"

"Thank you for showing up. Because of you, I began to believe in the existence of God - that word "God" is so on point!"

"This should be the strongest love story of the year. My girlfriend is so beautiful, my female fans are so damn good, I'll beat those shameless economists to death, and I'll be shocked to death by people like me... Wow!!!!"

Amidst the overwhelming beeps of Wang Shenniu, the topic of confession has once again begun to hit the top of the hot search list.

Then at a certain moment when everyone was shouting crazily, forwarding crazily, and replying crazily...

With a click, Weibo collapsed.

At the same time, He Miaomiao's mentality also collapsed.

This princess has been worrying about you for four or five days, checking Weibo every day to read relevant information, wishing she could personally spend money to hire a navy army, but the result is this?!

It happened to be the first day of school, and Fang Qingwan was chatting with her baby daughter about family issues, when she saw the Weibo post.

"Tsk, the relationship between this child and her girlfriend is really good..."

Parents who really know how to communicate will never say anything like "that boy is not good enough for you". Belittling the person their daughter likes is the most wrong way to dissuade her.

Who hasn’t been young and rebellious?

The more you demean, the more trouble you get.

Just like Fang Qingwan, cutting flesh with a soft knife is the most demoralizing thing to do.

He Miaomiao's mouth dropped, and her big eyes were instantly covered with mist.

She really didn't want to cry, but she couldn't help feeling aggrieved.

As a truly proud girl, watching the dog she likes confess her love to her love rival in such a sensational way in public was her biggest setback so far.

If the mother was not here, the eldest lady would probably cry bitterly.

However, the situation was just the opposite. He Miaomiao's stubbornness was suddenly aroused. She gritted her teeth, held back her tears, and typed a blessing.

[She can’t be your final destination, let’s wait and see! 】

The ID of Fruit Princess is a bit popular on Weibo, and it quickly became popular.

However, no one is sure whether Wang Yan will see it or when he will see it.



Huaqingyuan, Bauhinia Apartment.

Duanmu Chuge came out of the shower, changed his clothes, and got ready to go out.

Today is the weekend, and Wang Yibo organized a small-scale gathering of the second generation of the mining province.

Wang Gongzi's father, Wang Yubao, has officially taken over the position of the group's eldest brother. Today, Wang Yibo is theoretically the number one son of Gujiao.
To be continued...
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