Chapter 1355 Convoy(2/2)
"Why are you pulling my mule? My mule hasn't had enough forage yet, and it has been working hard all day." said the mule's owner.
"No need to feed it, it won't have to pull the cart tomorrow," said the Liao military colonel.
Several Liao Army soldiers laughed nearby. The owner of the mule asked in confusion: "What do you mean, military men? There are still hundreds of miles to go, and my big flower has to work hard for at least ten days. It won't
Pull, who pulls the cart?"
"I said you don't need it to poop, because tonight it will enter our stomach. Look at the meat of this body, it must be delicious. As the saying goes, the meat of dragons in the sky is the meat of donkeys on the ground. Mules are the cross between horses and donkeys.
The taste will not be too bad." The captain stretched out his hand and patted the mule's back, where the tenderloin was, and he knew the meat there must be delicious.
"What? You...you want to kill my big flower to eat? Isn't that possible? This is my mule, and it has to pull a cart. Are you kidding me?" the mule owner said in shock.
"Who are you kidding? Go ahead and don't ruin my fun." The captain scolded and drew out his machete.
Seeing the captain pull out his machete, the owner of the mule finally realized that they were not joking, they were serious about it. So he shouted loudly: "How can you do this? Master Zhang, Master Chen, come and take a look.
These Liao people actually want to kill my big flowers for meat. Why don't you come and stop them?"
Two officials from Zhou Dynasty happened to come over, and the owner of the mule hurriedly asked them for help. The two men trotted over. After listening to the owner of the mule's narration in a few words, they saw the Liao soldiers sharpening their swords and knew that what they said was true.
Fake. Mr. Zhang, who was sent by the Political Affairs Hall to the lower state capital to serve as a collection escort, hurriedly handed over to the Liao Military Colonel.
"Don't you guys be joking? How can you kill mules and horses for meat? These are animals that pull carts. How can these materials be transported to your country's capital after eating the mules? Besides, this mule is a personal property, and it is not a compensation.
You Liao people, if you want to eat mule meat, you have to spend money to buy it. And the owner has to sell it."
"I won't sell it. My family relies on Dahua to pull carts for support. If we sell it, will we drink from the northwest wind? Besides, they want to kill and eat meat. My Dahua is human, how can we sell it to others and be fooled?"
Eat meat." The owner of the mule shouted from the side.
The captain of the Liao Army frowned and said nothing. Xiao Quan came from a distance, looked at the mule and said with a smile: "What are you arguing about? This mule is not bad. Look at the meat on the chest and thighs. This is the only one. Just kill it."
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The captain hurriedly whispered a few words in Xiao Quan's ear. Xiao Quan frowned and glared at the two Zhou officials: "Master Zhang, Master Chen, what did you just say? We Liao soldiers eat your Zhou Zhou officials."
You still have to spend money to buy a mule? You don’t even think about it. If it weren’t for the kindness of Daliao, our army would have already reached Bianliang. Let’s just say it’s a mule. Even your wives, children, and sisters will become the property of our Daliao soldiers.
, you can do whatever you want. You southerners are so ungrateful that you still make a lot of noise after eating a mule, which is really inappropriate."
The official surnamed Zhang smiled apologetically and cupped his hands: "General Xiao, that's not what you said. Our two countries have already established good relations and the peace agreement has been concluded. This means that one code should be returned to the other. The mules are not included in the delivery list for this escort.
Besides, we have to pull the carriage, does General Xiao hope to delay the convoy's journey?"
Xiao Quan laughed and said: "Shout? You are so eloquent. I am really ashamed for you Zhou people. Such a big court calls itself the Central Plains Kingdom. Now it should be the tail wagging the dog in front of us in Liao Dynasty."
Obediently, you tuck your tail between your legs. The master said that he wants to eat a piece of mule meat. Even if you eat the meat from your body, you will have to cut it off. Are you not convinced? If you are not convinced, let your soldiers and horses of Zhou Dynasty start a war with my soldiers and horses of Liao Dynasty.
Not only were 300,000 soldiers and horses killed, but the entire army was almost wiped out. They scurried away with their heads covered, and then turned around and asked for our lives. If I were you, I would have to find a piece of cloth to cover my face and walk around in broad daylight, and I would be so embarrassed that I would die of embarrassment."
These words were so serious that the two Zhou officials turned red and glared, but they were speechless. Da Zhou was defeated, and Da Zhou was the party seeking peace. What he was doing now was to escort the compensation.
Errand work is not something to be proud of. When others expose your scars, you have nothing to say.
"No matter how General Xiao insults us, please let this mule go. After all, the errand is important. General Xiao doesn't want to delay the escort trip because of his appetite." Mr. Zhang said solemnly.
"I don't care anymore, this mule is going to be eaten today. Lieutenant Cha, why don't you take action quickly? I'm already hungry, and it's getting dark soon." Xiao Quan shouted.
The Liao military captain agreed, raised his scimitar and started to attack. After all, he was a member of the army, so he struck quickly and hard. The scimitar slashed down diagonally, and after the cold light flashed, the mule's head and neck were cut off, and it fell to the grass.
On the body, blood splattered from the severed head, and the limbs struggled and bounced.
"Ah!" The two Zhou officials were startled and couldn't help but take a few steps back. They didn't expect that the Liao people would actually do it at their word. Moreover, even though it was a mule, it was beheaded in front of them, and it was not dead yet.
The way the blood is struggling is really scary.
"You bunch of damned dog thieves, you actually killed my big flower... I will fight with you. You bunch of Liao dogs..." The mule owner was shocked at first, and then he screamed like crazy, baring his teeth and claws.
Chapter completed!