【113 Big Uncle Second Uncle Third Uncle】
"I'm back!"
Jiang Li opened the door gently and saw the little fox lying on the bed as if nothing had happened, looking at the cactus on the window sill. He seemed not to see him coming back.
"Oh, you're back? It's pretty fast!" Lin Yunuo didn't even raise his head, as if it had nothing to do with him.
Jiang Li secretly felt funny, what are you pretending to be? Just now, was that little guy lying on the window sill looking through the autumn water? Now he is acting like he doesn't eat the fireworks of the world! Little fox, little fox, although you have lived a thousand years
Years old, but she still seems to be very young when it comes to relationships!
"Silly girl, stop pretending, you've been crying a lot these days, haven't you?"
Jiang Li couldn't help but pick up Lin Yunuo and kissed her on the red lips. Although he couldn't transform and couldn't see her face, Lin Yunuo's body exuded a strong and fragrant aroma, which made her
People feel intoxicated.
Lin Yunuo didn't have the magic power to protect herself. Let alone Jiang Li kissing her, she would do anything to her... She could only surrender obediently, "Don't do this. Men and women can't kiss each other. I'm going to call it indecent assault..."
Lin Yunuo protested quietly.
"Shout, no one will save you even if your throat is broken!" Jiang Li pretended to be a pervert and joked with Lin Yunuo.
"Okay, okay... stop messing around, how about it? Have you found it?" Lin Yunuo didn't lose his composure after all. He took off the pretense of not caring and asked with an urgent look.
Jiang Li asked reluctantly: "Answer my question first, did you miss me when I was not at home? Did you cry because of it?"
"It's so annoying! I seem to miss you a little bit, no... I'm not thinking of you, I'm thinking of the detoxifying Millennium Snow Lotus!" Lin Yunuo admitted a little shyly at first, and then used Jiang Li's words
The magic skill of "Bullshitting" is used to retaliate: "As for crying, I am older than your grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's grandfather... am I going to cry?"
Jiang Li really couldn't resist the little fox's irritation. He hurriedly made a pause gesture and shouted: "Stop, stop! We are not discussing who is older and who is younger. What we are studying now is the Millennium Snow Lotus!"
In the past, Lin Yunuo was most annoyed by Jiang Li's fussy behavior. Now after being bored for a long time, he discovered that arguing with him was actually quite interesting. He glared: "Well, let's talk about Millennium Snow Lotus."
Question, have you found it?"
Jiang Li originally wanted to make a joke and said no, but he was afraid that it would hurt Lin Yunuo's little heart. That would be a cruel thing. He frowned and decided to change the method. He said with a playful smile: "I want to ask you a question, if I can
I’ll tell you the answer when I get it. If I can’t answer it, I’ll tell you tomorrow!”
"Uh... playing such a mentally retarded game? I have been alive for more than a year, what haven't I seen? Just come up with the questions, astronomy, geography, various schools of thought, there is nothing that I don't know yet!" Lin
Yu Nuo made a sound and said confidently.
"Then listen carefully, my question is neither astronomy nor geography, but..."
Jiang Li gave a toothy smile and continued: "Uncle went to the second uncle's house to find the third uncle and said that the fourth uncle was deceived by the fifth uncle. He went to the sixth uncle's house to steal the seventh uncle and put it in the eighth uncle's cabinet. The ninth uncle borrowed it from the tenth uncle and gave it to the eleventh uncle.
My uncle’s thousand yuan, please ask: First, who stole the money? Second, whose money originally belonged to him?”
"Uh...why are there such messy questions?" Lin Yunuo almost fainted, thinking that such a difficult and high-tech question turned out to be such a nonsensical question after working on it for so long.
"Hehe... just analyze and guess. If the answer is correct, I will tell you immediately whether you have found the snow lotus. If the answer is wrong, wait until I wake up and talk about it tomorrow." Jiang Li lay down on the bed as he spoke, and then passed away.
sleep.
Lin Yunuo rolled his eyes and asked hummingly: "Hey, where did you get such a nonsensical question?"
Jiang Li was lying on the bed with his legs crossed and said: "On the plane flying from Shanghai to Linhuai, I saw a question from a civil service examination paper. I thought it was interesting, so I wrote it down."
Lin Yunuo snorted: "Huh, considering the IQ of civil servants in your dynasty, they can only distinguish between eldest uncle, second uncle and third uncle. Have you watched too much of 'Three Guns to Surprise'?"
Jiang Li also thought this question was strange, but he thought it was fun, so he used it to make Lin Yunuo happy, and said with a straight face: "Analyze it quickly, or I will go to bed!"
Lin Yunuo lowered his head and said nothing. After a moment, he stretched out his paw and drew two numbers on Jiang Li's belly. He asked with a sweet smile: "How is it? Right?"
"Tsk tsk... ok, you are worthy of being a goblin who has lived for a thousand years, and your analysis is really fast! You win." Jiang Li sat up and shrugged.
He carefully took out the thousand-year-old snow lotus in the fresh-keeping bag from his travel bag. The flowers were still bright, and he placed them solemnly in front of Lin Yunuo: "Here you go, the thousand-year snow lotus that has been growing for 1,130 years can resolve hundreds of poisons."
Looking at the white snow lotus, Lin Yunuo's eyes were a little moist, and he showed a happy smile: "Jiang Li, thank you so much! I know that you must have suffered a lot during this trip to the snowy mountains, right? What have you done for me?
Whatever I do, I will definitely remember it in my heart.”
"It seems that what you said is too outrageous. We are allies. I still need to make money with your magic power. Otherwise, how can I accumulate hundreds of billions of wealth? Okay, don't say any polite words, I will help
You boil the medicine, you eat it quickly and restore your mana." Jiang Li patted his chest and said with a knife-edge look.
Lin Yunuo shook his head and said: "There is no need to fry this, just swallow it raw. After a day and a night, the toxins in my body will be resolved."
After saying that, I tasted it with gusto, and it was fragrant in my mouth. I just felt a refreshing breath flowing through the meridians of my body. The original feeling of powerlessness was slowly fading away.
Seeing Lin Yunuo eating with gusto, Jiang Li swallowed greedily. This is a thousand-year-old fairy grass, and any normal person would like to taste it.
Suddenly I felt a little regretful. When I was in the snowy mountains of Alaska, when I broke up with Bai Lan, why didn't I first pull out the 800-year-old "snow lotus" before looking for her? Although it doesn't have a thousand-year effect, it can't be done anyway.
A full meal must be of great benefit to strengthening the body, relaxing the meridians and activating the meridians. After thinking about it, I was lucky that I didn't have this idea. If I had gone a little later, I was afraid that this delicate beauty would have become that girl.
It's delicious in the white bear's mouth.
"Anyway, if I have the chance in the future, I will go to Alaska again and pick a thousand-year-old snow lotus to try. Otherwise, I will feel itchy and unbearable. Maybe this fairy grass can have the effect of aphrodisiac? Kaka..." Jiang
Li half-squinted his eyes to see Lin Yunuo eating with gusto, and muttered something obscenely in his heart.
With just a little effort, Lin Yunuo ate up a thousand-year-old snow lotus, leaving no roots left. Jiang Li was amazed. After all, it was an untransformed animal. He really wanted to eat it raw without adding any oil or salt.
Whether the ingredients can be swallowed is really a question.
After Lin Yunuo took the snow lotus, his blood flow all over his body increased intuitively, and he said a little dizzy: "It seems that I need to sleep for a while. I will probably wake up after the medicine wears off. After 24 hours, I can use my magic power."
.If you have something to do, just go and do your work. I know you have many confidantees in your heart who are worried about you!"
"Uh... Judging from what you said, I do have something to do, but it has nothing to do with my confidante. This time I happened to meet the American who defrauded Shen Maolin of money, and successfully chased 10 million U.S. dollars.
I'm back. I'm going to return the money to Shen Maolin first, and then lend it out, and use the money to invest in a movie. If everything goes well, there may be an income of 300 to 500 million!" Jiang Li lit up a cigarette.
, said excitedly.
Lin Yunuo was very excited after hearing this: "Wow... 300 to 500 million? Wouldn't that be far away from 1 billion? Jiang Li, you are great!"
"Yeah!" Jiang Li nodded: "In order to see your beautiful face, I must work hard to make money. There is also good news. Not only did I recover the ten million US dollars, but I also learned about the 'Along the River During the Qingming Festival Spring Vase'
', so we already have information about at least three bottles. If we meet Wang Qingfeng in the future, we might be able to find the last winter bottle, and get another two to three billion. If we work harder, we can leave.
One billion is not far away!”
Lin Yunuo was happy, but the medicinal power of the fairy grass came up and made her drowsy. She said drowsily: "I'm so happy, but I can't hold it anymore. I want to sleep. If your confidante
If I'm waiting for you, go on a date with them..."
Seeing the little fox's sleepy appearance, Jiang Li seemed to have been infected. He began to yawn and waved his hand: "Forget it, I'm not going anywhere. I'm going to share the bed with you tonight."
"Don't molest me... I'm so sleepy..."
"Tsk, even though the hero is lustful, I am not that big on taste..."
Jiang Li murmured, but there was still half a sentence left, "It's not like he has such a heavy taste for playing with humans and animals." Only then did he realize that the little fox had fallen into a deep sleep. He pulled up the pillow without interest and fell asleep.
Chapter completed!