Yu Huifei quickly kicked him: "Stay somewhere cool."

Niu Tou pulled Roaring Sky Dog's tail, pulled him over regardless of whether he wanted to or not, and then pinched his dog's mouth.

Yu Huifei asked the Cowherd: "What did that damn dog say just now? I didn't hear it clearly."

Cowherd's face turned red and he said, "I...didn't...um...didn't hear clearly."

Everyone said they didn't hear clearly, and then the problem was cleared up.

Then Yu Huifei continued to ask: "Can you tell me about your situation after marriage? Are fairies really so fierce? Don't get me wrong, mainly because brother, I have also considered finding a fairy as my wife before. I originally wanted to marry a fairy.

You learned from it..."

When the Cowherd heard this, his eyes suddenly widened. Then he slapped Yu Huifei on the thigh with great loyalty and said, "Don't!"

Yu Huifei gritted his teeth in pain. He estimated that the mark left on his thigh by this slap would not go away for several days!

Yu Huifei said: "Brother, if you have something to say, please tell me, but let's not take action."

Cowherd said: "Brother, I'm sorry, I'm so excited.

Well, are you really interested in fairies?"

Yu Huifei nodded subconsciously, joking, who is not interested in fairies?

Over there, the bull-headed and horse-faced figures were black and white, including the barking dog. They all cursed in unison: "Scumbag!"

Yu Huifei didn't bother to pay attention to them. He was busy talking about this.

As a result, he nodded...

Snap!

The Cowherd slapped Yu Huifei on the thigh again: "Don't!"

Yu Huifei quickly turned around, facing away from the Cowherd, trying to keep his thighs away from the Cowherd's big slap as much as possible!

To avoid being photographed...

Yu Huifei said: "Well, why?"

The Cowherd sighed: "If you really want to find me, remember, don't look for the Jade Emperor's family. Brother, my history of blood and tears can serve as a warning for you."

Yu Huifei was puzzled. The imperial family was the largest imperial family in the world. Wouldn't it be a good thing to marry a princess like that? She would definitely honor her ancestors, the kind that would honor their ancestors for eighteen generations!

Even if the ancestors died, they would probably be dug up by the people in the underworld and served with delicious food and drink.

That is really honoring the ancestors.

The Cowherd sighed: "Because the emperor's family is too dark, especially the mother-in-law is so scheming."

Yu Huifei poured the Cowherd another glass of wine and asked, "Speak slowly."

The Cowherd took another gulp, and then said: "Hey, you must have heard of the Magpie Bridge Society, right?"

Yu Huifei nodded: "I've heard your stories, and it sounds like your mother-in-law is quite cruel. She drew a Milky Way between you and separated you from each other, creating a long-distance relationship. You can only see each other once a year. It's too cruel.

.

Forget it if she doesn’t feel sorry for you, why don’t you even feel sorry for your own daughter?”

The Cowherd sneered and said, "What do you know?"

Yu Huifei was stunned: "Isn't it wrong?"

The Cowherd took the wine bottle directly, took a big sip and said: "At first, I thought that old woman was menopausal and was deliberately trying to make things difficult for me. She didn't let me see her daughter...

But at least with the help of magpies, we can build a magpie bridge every year so that my wife and I can meet each other.

At that time, I was naive.

For that meeting, I worked hard, made money, bought the best gift, and gave it to her."

Yu Huifei nodded and said: "That's right. After all, we only meet once a year. It's not easy to meet each other, so I must give you the best."

Cowherd said: "That's what I thought and did. Until later, I heard a rabbit said to me..."

"What did you say?" Yu Huifei asked curiously.

Cowherd said: "He told me that one day in the sky and one year on the earth!"

puff!

Yu Huifei spit out all the wine in one sip!

Others just laughed...

Yu Huifei was very smart and immediately figured out the key. He couldn't help but cursed: "I'm so stupid!"

The Cowherd lamented: "Yes... it's too dark. On the surface, I go to see her once a year, but in fact, from her perspective, we see her every day!"

She eats, drinks, dances there every day, comes to see me when the time comes, and receives different gifts every day.

And what about me?

Grass……"

Yu Huifei patted his shoulder sympathetically, and at the same time lamented in his heart: "Grandma's legs are ruining my childhood! It's all in vain. I always thought this was a romantic love story when I was a child. It turned out to be a good show of a sinister mother-in-law plotting against her son-in-law.

…”

But Yu Huifei still said: "Okay, no matter how you say it, don't you also sleep with her daughter?"

The Cowherd chuckled: "I'm going to sleep, I'm going to sleep! I'm going to sleep, so I don't have any complaints."

Yu Huifei said in astonishment: "No, according to legend, you all have children."

The Cowherd said: "Is Niu Duzi considered a child? The people there are simple and simple. Without the consent of both parents, how can we have sex at will?"

Yu Huifei was speechless, but then said: "Didn't you agree to it later? Although we were separated, we still see each other once a year. You have been saving bullets for a year, but with your figure, you can't turn into Gatling.

?”

Niu Lang didn't understand what Gatling was, but he guessed it, and asked Yu Huifei with a red face: "Do you know what Magpie Bridge Club is?"

Yu Huifei said: "I know, every year on Chinese Valentine's Day, a large group of magpies gather together to build a magpie bridge so that you and Weaver Girl can cross the galaxy and meet each other on the star river. It is a grand event in the world.

Right?"

Cowherd said: "Yes, tell me, can you do it in front of millions, tens of millions, hundreds of millions of magpies?"

Yu Huifei was stunned...

Then he thought about it carefully, and realized that there were tens of millions and hundreds of millions of eyes looking at him under his feet, and he suddenly shivered.

Niulang continued: "What's more, my mother-in-law asked someone to write our story into a romantic love story and spread it everywhere. Everyone in the world knew that we were going to meet on Chinese Valentine's Day... and there were so many people watching!

What do you think we can do? What can you do?

Just give you that scene, what can you do?!"

The Cowherd asked questions one after another, almost crying with blood.

Yu Huifei was completely speechless. Countless magpies looked at him, and countless people looked at him. What a shame...

Don't tell me what you're doing, I guess even the sex demon is wilted, right?

Yu Huifei coughed dryly and said, "This... is so cruel."

Yu Huifei was convinced. The Queen Mother's calculation was really awesome.

No wonder they say that immortals like to use people as chess players to play chess. He didn't think it before, but now it seems that he is really awesome at playing chess. He plays every step and won't let you marry his daughter even if he doesn't say it.

You touch your own daughter, give you a chance, and then... General!

Yu Huifei said: "Since you are not satisfied, why not divorce?"

The Cowherd sighed: "I can't bear to part with it... Actually, our Weaver Girl is pretty good..."

What can Yu Huifei say? No matter how good the girl is, she can't have fun if she can't eat.

The Cowherd was probably drunk too. This time, Yu Huifei didn't need to ask questions. He said straightforwardly: "This time our mountains were covered with heavy snow and it was very cold. I drank a little more, but inexplicably, I was sent here. Who knows?

Then why are you so crazy?"

Yu Huifei was speechless...

Yu Huifei didn't think so. He glanced at Bai Wuchang subconsciously. He always felt that the two wines might be about the same quality.

But to say that the Cowherd beat the Queen Mother, Yu Huifei didn't believe it.

The Cowherd is just a mortal. No matter how much wine he drinks, he won't be able to beat the Queen Mother, right? The main reason is that he can't beat her!

But Yu Huifei is not in a hurry, he wants to know the simple answer!

So Yu Huifei said: "Come on, brother, don't say anything, just drink."

Everyone picked up the wine glasses one after another, and the Cowherd picked up the wine bottle and said boldly: "Drink, finish it!"

Then, the Cowherd raised his head and drank the rest of the wine.

After drinking, the Cowherd's face became redder and redder, and his eyes began to grow red bloodshot eyes.

When Yu Huifei saw it, he had a bad feeling and quickly hid far away.

Sure enough, the next moment, the Cowherd jumped up, pointed to the sky and shouted: "Smelly old bitches!
To be continued...