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Chapter 66 Kill the enemy in one move

"It's still me, don't hang up the phone. I'm really saying a lot...

video?

How can I videotape with you, an old man?

Anyway, what I said is true.

You...have you let the policeman go back? I...

Alas, you little girl, why don’t you believe me?

When I was cutting a street across the street, this... wasn't a surrender~!

Alas, forget it, I won’t tell you.”

The old man gave up, hung up the phone, and looked at Yu Huifei waving the straw in front of him and hit someone.

Yu Huifei gave him a good feeling, not like a bad person.

He walked up curiously: "Young man, why did you hit him?"

Yu Huifei simply told the matter, and when the old man heard it, he cursed: "I, Cao! You are a traitor!"

Then the old man also started looking for things all over the floor.

Yu Huifei asked, "What are you doing?"

The old man said, "I'll find a straw to suck him! Grandma's legs are avenging the traitors. They really don't know how we won with our blood. Look at them ruining our fruits of victory, today I have to suck them... You borrow this brick for me."

Yu Huifei quickly refused: "This is a big killer weapon. Whoever is dissatisfied when she turns around will be photographed again."

The old man looked around and couldn't find a handy weapon. He angrily said, "It doesn't matter if you can't do it. I'll shake the flag and cheer you on!"

Then the old man adjusted the walkman with a public play, and then changed the content to: "A part of Aunt Zhang scolding a traitor in Peking Opera, Pingyuan War."

The old man opened his throat and sang: "Sweet words, pretending, the arsenic is wrapped in honey, distinguishing good and evil, we are clear-headed, seeing through your ugly prototype, vicious heart!"

Yu Huifei was speechless for a while. This old man actually started singing like this!

However, Yu Huifei also liked this Peking Opera. When he was a child, he listened to his grandfather humming a lot, so he subconsciously sang: "The soldiers are always in our hearts. You burn, kill, rob, and rush to the end!"

Then the old and the young sang the Peking Opera sings of scolding traitors, one by one, one by one, and the other took a straw to crack, and the dozen people were angry!

In the end, Lao Sun couldn't stand it anymore and turned around and yelled: "I just helped my brother beat me, why did I become a traitor?"

Yu Huifei was happy and raised the brick and said, "How about you ask it?"

Old Sun was obviously furious and took the initiative to do so. He sat on the ground and pointed at his head: "I...even if I die today, I will not take the blame for the traitor."

When the others heard this, they stopped and looked back at Yu Huifei. They said indignantly: "That's right, why are we traitors?"

Yu Huifei was happy and looked at Lao Sun's head, and the straw fell down, making Lao Sun grin.

But this guy seemed to have really given up and stopped running away. He just stared at Yu Huifei with his big eyes and said, "If you don't give me an explanation today, I will fight you."

Yu Huifei was speechless for a while, then squatted down and asked, "What's the situation? You don't know?"

Yu Huifei took out his mobile phone, opened the web page, and then opened the forum of the School of Literature.

At this moment, the forum has been blown up.

A message that was topped by the forum directly reads: "The thief will not stop, this post will be immortal. Fighting with traitors, the school wants to give us an explanation."

The popularity of the post is rapidly refreshing, and in the blink of an eye, there are thousands of them.

I clicked on it and saw that the first line in the post was: "You can delete it anyway! After deleting it, I will post it. You ban me from saying that, and there are countless me.

If you have the ability, you will ban the IDs of all students in the school.”

Then there is a video, which is a video that is full of words and desperately slandering domestic and boasting about foreign countries.

However, after Yu Huifei appeared, he was mosaiced.

Yu Huifei wiped his nose and said, "This...is a detriment to my glorious image. It's so handsome..."

Everyone rolled his eyes and continued to look down.

After watching the video, Yu Huifei said, "What do you think that Director Wu is?

Universities and colleges of literature have nurtured the best flowers in the motherland.

He asked someone to sing abroad publicly and turn around and blacken domestic garbage to give a lecture.

Who is this?"

Old Sun grinned and opened his mouth and cursed: "Cao! This grandson is so tricky."

Others also scolded him: "Is this what people do? Although they are free of speech, they are so openly smearing the country, and the arguments used are either fake or one-sided. Is this person clearly intentionally damaging the motherland?"

"It's all about writing, it's really good to use it out of context."

"This old lady is so bad. Fortunately, I have learned to summarize the central idea in elementary school, but I have not been taken by her. This is a standard double-standard dog traitor!"

...

The old man next to him also cursed: "Grandma, this old thing was put in that year, and it just lit the sky lantern with a fire!"

Finally, Lao Sun and the others stood up one after another, apologized to Yu Huifei, and then left one by one.

At this moment, a car drove over, Lao Wu got out and said angrily: "You little brat, still want to run away?"

When Yu Huifei saw it, he was immediately happy: "What? Are you going to fight me alone?"

Lao Wu looked at Lao Sun and the others who had not yet walked away and shouted: "Lao Sun, help?"

Lao Sun looked back at him and said, "Don't mess around, I don't know you!"

Another person said, "If you mess with me, we will beat you up first!"

"Bah! Traitors, dog traitors!"

...

"I..." Director Wu was stunned. After a while, he couldn't come back to his senses. He looked at Yu Huifei and then looked at himself. He was decisive and cowardly, and turned around and was about to run away.

Yu Huifei went up and kicked him to the ground, then shouted: "Old man, call the police! This guy is drunk..."

At the same time, Yu Huifei kicked that guy in the face!

There was no way, and when he saw this old thing Yu Huifei couldn't help it, his feet kept greeting him!

The old man picked up his cell phone again and called the police.

This time I reported to the traffic police. The traffic police didn't know that the old man was unreliable, so they came here as soon as possible.

There is no need to blow the tester, because when Lao Wu saw that there was a policeman, he immediately became confident.

He overturned Yu Huifei and shouted: "Who dares to touch me? I am the head of the university department. I am rich, I am awesome!"

Before he finished speaking, the traffic police looked at him and stuffed him into the car.

Old Wu was sitting in the car and shouting: "I'm awesome!"

The traffic police were so upset: "You are quite awesome to shout at our law enforcement recorder."

Another traffic policeman found Yu Huifei and asked, "Young man, it's good that you just forcibly seized his heart, but you involve restricting personal freedom and personal injury. After all, you don't have the right to enforce the law..."

At this time, the old man spoke: "What kind of law enforcement power? The boy drove me and wanted to hit me. This guy was brave enough to capture the traitor who wanted to run away, a traitor driver, and bravely save the passionate old man from danger. I think it's not an exaggeration to send him a banner of bravery, right?"

The old man opened his mouth and talked nonsense. The point is that when this old man talked nonsense, he looked serious, and it felt like the real thing.

In order to make the traffic police believe, the old man ran to Director Wu's car and lay down, shouting: "Just hit me here, please take a look, record it. It would be even better if he could calculate an attempted murder..."

The traffic police are also knowledgeable, so of course they don’t believe this old man’s nonsense.

However, after understanding the general content clearly, it is not difficult for Yu Huifei to do it. He just told him not to do it himself in the future.

Yu Huifei also honestly explained the causes and consequences, including the video, to the traffic police.

After hearing this, the traffic police frowned and said, "The law enforcement recorder is on now. As the official, I can't speak swear words, just communicate with each other with eyes, you understand!"

Yu Huifei smiled...

The traffic police said: "Young man, you have a good heart, but when you encounter such dangerous people in the future, you should run away as much as possible. Don't bother them, after all, it's still dangerous. If you have to force yourself, when facing life danger, it's best to kill the enemy with one move..."

Kill the enemy with one move...

Yu Huifei was so sweating on his forehead. Sure enough, the people's police taught all the good routines for the people.

Watching the traffic police leave, Yu Huifei yawned and wanted to go back.

As a result, the old man laughed and said, "What are you going? It's rare that our brothers and brothers have fucked a traitor together. Don't you drink some to celebrate together?"

After being fussed like this, Yu Huifei couldn't sleep anymore, and this old man was also interesting, so let's just talk.

So Yu Huifei followed the old man back to the guard pavilion at the gate.

The old man took out several bottles of Xiaolang wine, and Yu Huifei ordered some takeaways such as skewers, peanuts, etc., and the two of them started drinking with a slogan.

The old man said that he had a glorious record of fighting against a group of people when he was young. When Yu Huifei heard this, he thought to himself: "Oh? I'm bragging to me, right?"

Then Yu Huifei said that he fought with more than 20 people alone, and cut ten streets in one breath without breathing heavily.

When the old man heard this, he raised his eyebrows: "I remember wrongly. There were more than 30 people who were beaten up at the beginning."

"Old man, when you remind me, I also found that I remembered it wrong. I cut over more than 40 people, just one class!" Yu Huifei was not showing weakness either.

Speaking of this, the old man suddenly stopped talking and looked at Yu Huifei straight.

Yu Huifei's face is not red, so he is calm to deal with it.

After a long time, the old man said, "Hey... you can do it, you brag and don't blush."

Yu Huifei bowed: "The old man gave in to each other."

"Haha... At the same time, one of the shameless people from the world is gone!" The old man raised the wine bottle.

Yu Huifei laughed and followed.

Not long after, both of them were so dizzy that they were sitting across the table. Later, they leaned against each other with their arms around each other, bragging with their big tongues, asking each other when they would unify the world.
Chapter completed!
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