Chapter 262 When I say you are a woman, are you pretending to be me? (Two chapters in one)

"Anyway, I've already told you that if you get drunk again this time, I really won't care about you.

Then I will go back to the hotel to rest by myself and spend the night alone in the grass on the roadside!" Lin Li said to Su Yue half-threateningly.

"Yeah, I get it, why are you acting like a menopausal uncle! You repeat the same words over and over again, it's really nagging." Su Yue rolled her eyes at Lin Li, and then took another sip of wine.

"..." Lin Li was speechless. Previously, he said that Su Yue was like an old mother, but now she is better. Su Yue said that she has been nagging, like a menopausal uncle. This is simply hurting each other...

Okay, okay, I won't advise you anymore. When you get drunk, I really won't care about you... Lin Li muttered in his heart, and then seriously dealt with the table of delicious seafood in front of him.

After a while, after finishing a bottle of beer, he had finally dealt with Su Yue's request to drink together. At this time, Lin Li couldn't wait to open Feizhai Happy Water and poured himself a full glass.

"What are you drinking Feizhai Happy Water? Let me open another bottle of beer for you!" Su Yue said when she saw Lin Li drinking Feizhai Happy Water.

"Don't prescribe it to me again. If you want to drink it yourself, I'll drink a bottle of beer with you. That's about it." Lin Li shook his head and refused, then picked up the cup and took a sip of Feizhai Happy Water with a satisfied smile on his face.

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"Hmph, why don't you drink with me if you don't want to drink with me? What's the big deal, I drink by myself." Su Yue snorted, and then downed another bottle of beer.

Not to mention, Su Yue's drinking capacity is indeed acceptable. She has drank five bottles of beer so far.

Except for an imperceptible blush on her fair face, she showed no sign of being drunk at all.

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The sun in the sky has disappeared, and night has fallen.

The sea at night is very different from the sea during the day.

After the sun goes down, the endless sea becomes deeper and quieter.

The undulating sea surface reflected the bright full moon in the sky and the densely packed stars shining like diamonds.

The sea breeze blows from the sea, and the turbulent waves hit the rocks on the shore, splashing white water.

On the coastal road under the moonlight, there were two figures walking slowly one behind the other.

The figure walking in front walked steadily, while the figure walking behind was swaying, as if he was about to fall down at any time.

"We can't look back. We must teach this woman a profound lesson this time, lest she remain the same next time..."

Lin Li whispered to himself. Although he said not to look back, his ears were always paying attention to the footsteps behind him.

A few minutes ago, I thought that the whole table of seafood would be uneaten, but Lin Li killed all the people and wiped out all the seafood on the table.

After eating and drinking, it was just as Lin Li expected at the beginning.

Su Yue, who had downed a box of beer, was a little tipsy, but she was in good condition, not like she couldn't walk.

Because their stomachs were a little full, the two of them decided to take a stroll back to the hotel where they were staying, taking advantage of the walk back to eat some food.

Under the moonlight, we walked slowly for three or four kilometers. Originally, the two of us were walking side by side.

But after walking four to five hundred meters, she was blown by the sea breeze blowing from the distant sea. Su Yue, who was slightly drunk, suddenly became drunk, and then her walking state became a little unsteady.

Seeing Su Yue's swaying appearance, Lin Li was speechless for a while, thinking in his mind that it would end up like this.

Thinking back to when we were having dinner just now, this woman patted her chest and said that she was not drunk and looked confident. Lin Li really didn't know where to start complaining.

Suddenly, the footsteps behind him disappeared, which shocked Lin Li. He thought Su Yue had fallen into the grass on the roadside, so he quickly turned around and looked behind him.

Uh... OK! This woman didn't fall into the grass on the roadside. Instead, she stood there and stopped walking. She looked down at the ground and nodded unconsciously, as if she would fall down in the next moment.

Like on the ground.

"You guy, I'm really defeated by you..."

Seeing Su Yue's appearance, Lin Li naturally couldn't continue to be cruel and ignore her. If she really fell to the ground, she would definitely break her head. This was something he didn't want to see.

With a look of helplessness, Lin Li came to Su Yue, stretched out his right hand, clasped his thumb on his middle finger, and flicked Su Yue's head.

"Ouch." Su Yue, who had been hit and her brain collapsed, cried out in pain, then covered her forehead where Lin Li's fingers flicked her with both hands, looked at Lin Li blankly, and asked, "Well, why are you hitting me?"

If Su Yue was awake at this moment and Lin Li flicked Su Yue's forehead, she would definitely jump up in anger and come back with revenge.

Now Su Yue did not choose to fight back, but stupidly asked Lin Li why he was playing her. This was enough to show that she was now drunk and her head was a little unclear.

"You are walking forward slowly like this, when can we walk back to the hotel?

I don't want to spend the night on the road, so I'll carry you back the rest of the way!" Lin Li said angrily, and without waiting for Su Yue's response, he turned around and squatted down.

After waiting for a few seconds, there was no movement behind him. He turned his head and urged, "Stop standing there stupidly. Be more agile and come up quickly."

"Oh." Su Yue, who was standing there dumbly, nodded immediately after being urged by Lin Li.

Then she took a step forward, threw herself on Lin Li's back, and hugged Lin Li's neck tightly with both hands.

"Hey, this body is killing me..." Lin Li, who was carrying a heavy load again after many days, felt the pressure on his back and let out a complicated emotion in his heart.

His hands reached back and clasped Su Yue's slender legs. With a slight exertion on his bent knees, Lin Li stood up with Su Yue on his back.

"Su Yue, you always give me a new trick every now and then. Do you think I owed you something in my previous life?"

Because of the huge pressure on his back, Lin Li had to recite the Heart-Cleaning Mantra silently.

At the same time, he dedicated his mind to complaining to Su Yue, who was lying on his back with no expression.

"Yeah." As soon as Lin Li finished complaining, Su Yue, who was lying on his back, hummed softly.

"..."

"Do you think you are an idiot?" Lin Li asked again.

"No." Su Yue responded vaguely.

"I said you woman, are you pretending to be drunk with me?" Lin Li stopped. At this time, Su Yue on his back gave no response, so he walked forward again.

The silvery hazy moonlight shines on the road along the coast, and two shadows overlap and shine on the road.

Su Yue, who was lying on Lin Li's back and hugging Lin Li's neck tightly with her hands, quietly raised the corners of her mouth, revealing a small arc, and revealed a sly smile in her half-closed eyes.

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Rongcheng, Pingan Garden Community.

"Tongtong, come here."

Zhou Tongtong, who was sitting on the sofa in the living room, was watching cartoons when she heard her mother, who was making dumplings in the restaurant, calling her. She responded quickly and ran to the kitchen.

"Mom, what did you ask me to do?" Zhou Tongtong ran into the restaurant and asked her mother who was making dumplings.

"Please help me deliver this plate of wrapped dumplings to your brother Lin Li next door." Xia Qing raised her finger to the plate of already wrapped dumplings on the table and said to her daughter.

When Zhou Tongtong heard this, her big round eyes suddenly lit up. She thought about her trip to deliver dumplings to Lin Li and she could eat ice cream again.

"Yeah." Zhou Tongtong nodded, picked up the plate with dumplings on the table, and left the restaurant very happily.

At the door of Lin Li's house, Zhou Tongtong stepped on her feet and reached out to press the doorbell on the wall.

"Ding dong..."

The doorbell rang for a while, and then it became quiet. Zhou Tongtong waited at the door for two or three minutes. When no one came to open the door, she stood on tiptoe again, reached out and pressed the doorbell on the wall.

"Ding dong..."

The situation remained the same, no one came to open the door. Now Zhou Tongtong knew that Lin Li was not at home now.

Xia Qing, who was making dumplings in the restaurant, saw her daughter walking into the restaurant full of disappointment, with dumplings still on the plate in her hand.

Before Xia Qing could ask, Zhou Tongtong spoke first, "Mom, brother Lin Li is not at home..."

"Isn't Lin Li at home?"

"Well, I rang the doorbell twice and waited for several minutes, but no one came to open the door. Brother Lin Li probably went out and hasn't come home yet."

Unknown to the mother and daughter, the neighbor next door had already gone on a trip. He was carrying a woman who seemed drunk but not drunk on his back on the dark road with a bitter look on his face.

"Put the dumplings on the table first. Mom will send them to your brother Lin Li later." Xia Qing said with a smile.

"I'll deliver it to you!" Zhou Tongtong said very positively.

"Okay!" Although Xia Qing was a little confused as to why her daughter was so positive, she didn't think much about it and responded with a smile.

"Mom, school will start in a few days, and I discovered today that there is a hole in my schoolbag."

"Really? Bring it to me and take a look."

Zhou Tongtong nodded and ran out of the restaurant. After a while, she came back with her small schoolbag.

Zhou Tongtong opened the zipper and showed the holes inside the schoolbag to her mother.

"There really is a hole! Let's do this! Mom will buy you a new schoolbag tomorrow."

Xia Qing saw a small hole in the bottom of her daughter's schoolbag. Thinking that her daughter had been carrying her schoolbag for a long time, she decided to get a new one for her.

"Mom, let me go shopping for a schoolbag with you tomorrow! I want to pick one myself."

Zhou Tongtong was very happy when she saw that her mother wanted to buy herself a new schoolbag. She thought to herself that she would buy a new schoolbag with the pattern of the cartoon she was watching recently.

"Yes! Let's go to the stationery store after lunch tomorrow." Xia Qing naturally agreed to her daughter's request. Then she asked her daughter, "Tongtong, are you hungry?"

"A little."
To be continued...