Chapter 48 Jokes told in winter are called bad jokes

Author: Unlucky Caffeine

Chapter 48 Jokes told in winter are called bad jokes

In the darkness, she heard herself asking the monkey: "How did we get down the mountain?"

The monkey finally showed some joy after the disaster.

...They were brought down the mountain alone by the monkey.

The wounds in his soul were healed by Fire Immortal Bamboo Liquid, and Ji Dingxiang fed him all her elixirs early in the morning, so he woke up very quickly.

As soon as he woke up, he found Jian Baisan and Ji Dingxiang lying on the ground in the distance.

Although he has been in the early stage of foundation building for many years, he loves money very much and has many good things in his hands. He can cure Jian Baisan's bone injury with just one pill.

He dragged one in each hand and went down the mountain with his sword. In the town, he spent a lot of spiritual stones to find a doctor to treat their injuries, but he did not expect the tragic result.

The soft armor Ji Dingxiang was wearing blocked some of the attacks from the Peak Foundation Establishment monks, allowing her to survive. However, the meridians around her Dantian were shattered, her spiritual roots were damaged, and she could no longer practice.

Fate played a joke on this girl who had just entered the path of cultivating immortality, and mercilessly closed the door to immortality in front of her.

"She cried continuously for two or three days at first, and then suddenly said she wanted to go home, and she was unwilling to return to the sect even if she was dead... Fortunately, her home was not very far from Dongxia Mountain, otherwise she would not have known how to get there by carriage.

How can we get there?" Hou'er didn't expect that her condition would be so bad after going down the mountain.

Logically speaking, if a disciple takes the initiative to leave the sect, there are a lot of procedures that need to be completed, and he needs to explain it to the elders who recruited him in the first place... But the sect also said that in urgent matters, authority should be followed.

What's more, Jian Baisan's situation is what worries Monkey the most and is the most reluctant to talk about it.

When he said this, he even opened and closed his mouth many times.

He didn't know how to speak.

Jian Baisan seemed to have noticed something, and said in a relaxed tone: "I probably know. Brother Hou'er, please tell me."

"The first one is about your soul..." Hou'er paused for a long time before saying, "Let me talk about the less serious ones first."

Things about the soul are no longer that serious... What is the serious thing?

"Your soul now has cracks and is already unstable. I wonder what secret method you have to survive from the hands of that butterfly, and you also obtained the Fire Immortal Bamboo Liquid... But does that secret method require you to tear your soul apart?

The medical practitioner said that although you drank the Fire Bamboo Immortal Liquid to heal, you tore your soul apart too many times... and this is the sequelae."

"If there is a crack in the soul, there are two main consequences."

"First, your resistance to soul-based spells will be extremely poor. Whether it is Xiaoliudong's soul cultivator or Zhongqing Sect's love cultivator, it may be difficult for you to resist their attacks. In the future, junior sister, you must be careful

.”

"Second, it's physical sequelae. From now on, you may have frequent headaches and fever, because..." There was a sound of turning paper, and Jian Baisan guessed it was the doctor's order.

The monkey looked at the paper and read fluently: "Because the soul and body are one and the same. Mortal bodies will rise and fall at the same level, while monks will wax and wane. And the yin and yang are in harmony at the beginning, and there will be damage the day after tomorrow...

"

Jian Baisan fell silent.

Monkey stopped and stared at her nervously: "Junior sister, can you understand?"

Jian Baisan understood for a long time and said: "...Not really."

The monkey shook the paper loudly, and then said: "That is to say, people who cultivate in the immortal world are different from ordinary people. Although cultivation will strengthen both, the soul and the body generally complement each other. Among monks, the soul

A very strong person may not have a strong body, and a person with a very developed body may not have a strong brain."

After saying this, Hou'er always felt that he had scolded his junior sister invisibly, and he couldn't help but feel a little guilty.

Jian Baisan seemed unaware: "What does this have to do with the sequelae?"

"That's the unfinished sentence at the end." Hou'er said: "The strength of the human soul and the body are basically innately proportioned, but if your soul is damaged now, it will irritate the body instead - a headache and fever mean that your body is in trouble.

Rapid operation will make your cultivation speed abnormally faster, but if you strengthen your body to a certain extent, your soul will not be able to make up for it."

“What will happen if we don’t complete it?”

"...Your cultivation progress will always stop at that level."

"Did you tell me what state the medical practitioner is in?"

"Say it." Hou'er said, "In your words, it is the middle stage of foundation building. If you reach the middle stage of foundation building before your soul is completed, then you will always be in the middle stage of foundation building..."

"Then senior brother, how to complete it?"

"There must be some left over from the Fire Immortal Bamboo Liquid that Junior Sister got." Hou'er was quite sure.

"This thing is the most important thing. Didn't I say before that the Fire Spirit Bamboo Liquid is the material for making the fifth-grade soul-nourishing pill? The Fire Immortal Bamboo Liquid is the material for the sixth-grade soul-raising pill. Find all the other materials,

If you hire a good alchemist, this problem will be solved."

"So, I say the problem with your soul is not that serious..."

"It's probably quite serious." Jian Baisan lay straight on the carriage, smiled bitterly, and interrupted: "My storage ring was taken away by them."

Monkey's heart suddenly sank to the bottom.

Its growth cycle is extremely long, and its guardian beast is also very powerful. It is a good thing that is coveted by countless powerful people in the state - after all, the soul is so fragile, and if it is injured, it will be fatal.

Therefore, even if the extremely wealthy Xue family were to purchase this thing throughout the state, there would be little hope.

Not to mention Jian Baisan, a little ephemera with no background.

In other words, Jian Baisan's heavenly spiritual root may be useless from now on.

A heavenly spirit root that always stays at the foundation building will become the favorite topic of discussion among everyone in the sect.

Watching the fall of geniuses and the suffering of gods, I can temporarily gain a condescending happiness and refreshment through subtle rejoicing, as if I have trampled the genius under my feet. Although I am not as talented as her, the end of a genius is really terrible. Fortunately,

I'm not her.

Anyone who is not familiar with her would think so.

The monkey looked at her sympathetically, as if he had seen her future.

But Jian Baisan couldn't see it.

She was just curious about why he stopped talking: "Senior brother? What about my eyes? What's wrong with my eyes?"

Monkey sighed deeply amidst the jolts of the carriage and withdrew his gaze: "Even the medical practitioner can't see through your eyes."

"The only thing she told me was that... she might have been attacked in some way, and I'm afraid... it would be difficult to recover."

It fell into a long and heavy silence again.

After a while, Jian Baisan suddenly said: "Senior brother, please change the direction of the carriage."

"Where do you want to go, junior sister? When we get to the town ahead, we can take the teleportation formation back to the sect." After all, he was his savior. Hou'er adjusted his mood and regained his attentive look.

"I also gave you Bigu Pills. But if Junior Sister feels unwell or thirsty, we can rest here!"

"Oh, let's go to Dahuangzhou instead," Jian Baisan said calmly, "After hearing this, I don't want to go back to the sect anymore. I might as well go home and eat dumplings. My parents' cottage is still waiting for me.

I inherit..."

The monkey was frightened.

Ji Dingxiang had just been sent away, so why did Jian Baisan come? If she really ran away, the sect would definitely punish him...

"What...what? Regardless of how far this place is from the Great Wilderness State, junior sister, you, your injuries, and your eyes, can't you think of a solution? And you are still the disciple of the great elder, you..."

Jian Baisan propped her body up a little with her hands. After hearing Hou'er's inconsistent words, her expressionless face finally showed a hint of panic that the situation was out of control: "No, senior brother, I'm just looking at you.

Sad, wanted to make a joke..."

Who would really make such a joke that is not funny at all?

If you don’t know how to joke, you don’t have to do it, okay junior sister!

Monkey knew that she couldn't see, but he still tried his best to put on a smile and said dryly: "Hahaha, haha..."

Jian Baisan actually lay back down again with satisfaction.

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