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Chapter 121 Gossip and the Earthworm Demon

Author: There is no peacock in Nanming

Dast saw that he was worried about Weatherford's deposit, so he smiled and said: "These corpses on the ground are also trophies, and our anomaly handling brigade has relevant rewards."

Before he finished speaking, old William suddenly patted him on the shoulder and asked with a gossipy face: "I heard that the little girl named Fianna in the logistics department of your brigade is interested in you. Is it true? She is twenty years old.

If a girl of many years can fall in love with you, you have to make good use of it."

Dast immediately blushed and was speechless.

Luke suddenly became curious.

No way, no way.

In an environment like the Lighthouse Country, Daxter usually looks like a mature and stable big brother, but when it comes to women, he acts like an innocent loser.

Dast said a few random words in his mouth, such as I am so old, don't delay others, etc. Under Luke's teasing eyes, he walked out of the small building quickly and dejectedly.

Luke, fearing that the world would be in chaos, shouted behind him: "Next time I take Fianna to dinner, I'll see who has such good taste."

Dast's steps were confused, and then he continued to quicken his steps and walked away as if he was running away.

Luke stayed there and laughed for a while, and said to William: "As expected of a policeman of forty years, his intelligence ability is really strong."

William suppressed a smile and waved his hand: "Not worth mentioning, not worth mentioning."

Then he pointed to the corpse lying on the ground and said: "Leave these 'barbeques' to me. We old men can't fight head-on. We can only clean up the battlefield so that you young people can save some energy."

Luke quickly said: "What are you talking about? If it weren't for your rockets, he would have escaped long ago. At the critical moment, we have to rely on your rich experience. How can I let you clean up the battlefield alone? I'm here to help."

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"Stop flattering me, I, an old man, have heard enough in my life." William pushed his shoulders and drove him out: "You are good at fighting, I am good at washing floors, let's divide the work separately. If you think it's too much time,

If you don’t use up more, hurry up and find a girlfriend. Looking at the way you laughed at Daxter just now, I didn’t know you thought you were not single.”

Ah this?

Shooting at me again

But cleaning up the battlefield is really dirty and boring.

Luke followed William's push and half pushed out of the small building, turned to a dead end in an alley, turned on [Psychological Invisibility], climbed up the wall, jumped up, and landed right on Halpier.

At this time, Harpie's speed was moderate, and Luke did not need to use [Siphon Line] to create a shield and flew directly home at low altitude.

The next day.

Luke returned to Chengxian County on the Harpie private plane.

When I got home, I found that Reffitt and his son Porter were also at home.

Old Mason, Mrs. Lillian and Reffitt surrounded little Porter. Mrs. Lillian, who was facing Luke head-on, had a very strange expression on her face.

God knows how Luke could identify a mixture of worry, surprise, disgust, distress, and suppressed laughter from a face.

He walked forward and saw little Porter surrounded in the middle.

At this time, little Porter had taken off his pants and was enjoying the cool air.

Although he is still young, he has already begun to have self-esteem and looks depressed and shy.

But his current state was really painful. The pain and fear of the unknown completely overwhelmed his poor self-esteem, leaving him in a neutral state.

Luke walked to the front, lowered his eyebrows and looked down.

Hey!

His facial features also distorted, turning into the same expression as Mrs. Lillian.

Little Porter's penis was severely swollen.

Luke asked, "What's going on?"

Little Porter had the impression that Luke was an omnipotent superman. When he saw Luke, he was like meeting a savior. He cried loudly, wiped his nose and gasped: "Brother Luke, I am cursed by the earthworm demon."

Yes, I caught a few earthworms to play with today, and when I got home, they were like this. Go and destroy the earthworm demon and save me."

earthworm

Luke looked at Reffitt and asked, "Did Little Potter go to the toilet without washing his hands when he got home?"

Reffitt thought for a while and said uncertainly: "It seems so."

That’s it!

What kind of earthworm devil can you break off a chicken?

He called his mother over and whispered a few words.

Mrs. Lillian nodded and went out.

Seeing that he was mysterious, Reffitt asked anxiously: "Is Little Porter affected by supernatural energy? Is there any way to solve it?"

Luke couldn't help but laugh.

It seems that the recent supernatural events have had a great impact on their world view. It doesn't matter that little Porter is young and ignorant. His parents didn't know how to send him to the hospital for a checkup. Instead, they listened to little Porter's childish words.

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Luke nodded and said, "There is a way and it will be solved soon."

After a while, Mrs. Lillian came in carrying a duck and handed it to Reffitt.

Reffitt took it without knowing why and asked: "What is the duck for?"

Luke pointed: "You put his oregano in the duck's mouth."

"ah?"

The three of them turned to look at Luke.

Luke nodded confidently: "Just do it."

Reffitt caught the duck, supported little Porter with one hand, opened the duck's mouth with the other, and stuffed it in.

After a while, little Porter's expression became relieved.

He said excitedly: "I'm fine!"

"Thank you, brother Luke, for saving me again." After thanking Luke politely, he asked curiously: "What kind of magic is this?"

Luke smiled slightly, hiding his merit and fame: "It's all the wisdom of our ancestors."

When Old Mason heard this, he was a little unbelievable: "Didn't those ancient witch doctors only know how to cut the pain? Then there was the bloodletting therapy. I didn't expect there to be such a magical method."

Luke pouted, unable to explain that this was a traditional Chinese medicine method from his previous life, something he also learned in Chinese class.

At that time, I learned from Shen Fu's "Children's Interest" in the high school textbook, which was a short essay that recalled lying in the grass and watching toads catching insects as a child.

He could even memorize a few of the lines: "I saw two insects fighting among the weeds. It was thick when I saw something huge, and suddenly a huge thing came up from the mountain and knocked down the trees, covering it with a toad."

At that time, his Chinese teacher quoted from many sources and mentioned that this ancient text had been harmonized into a paragraph, and the content was: "If you are greedy for this career, the eggs will be eaten by earthworms, and they will be swollen and unable to be defecated. If you catch a duck, you will eat it."

When Shen Fu was a child, he lay down in the grass watching bugs and the cows came into contact with the body fluids of earthworms, and then became edematous. According to traditional Chinese medicine, they were wrapped in ducks' beaks, and they were cured.

This interesting story at that time left such a deep impression on Luke that he thought of little Potter the first moment he saw it.

But this world didn't even have the concept of "TCM". He obviously couldn't clarify it to Old Mason, so he could only acquiesce in Old Mason's statement and put a layer of gold on the witch doctor's face.

After a while, Reffitt pulled the duck away. Little Porter was much better and the edema had disappeared.

Several people present were relieved, and Reffitt took little Porter home with great gratitude.
Chapter completed!
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