"That means a different kind of anorectal doctor, right? It's not difficult to understand..."

Although he was very nervous at first, after some communication, Fangchan's agent calmed down and understood everything he had experienced before...

"What? I've already died once?!"

"That's right, you don't really think that your former rookie body can withstand the collision of a truck, do you?"

Fang Chan’s agent: “…”

"But you don't have to worry too much. Although you were knocked out, fortunately the truck didn't crush you twice. There were only some skull fractures, intracranial bleeding, concussion, visceral rupture, stomach bleeding, and ribs pierced into the heart.

, comminuted fractures of limbs, hemorrhoids and other fatal injuries, for me, it only takes a few seconds..."

Fang Chan’s agent: “…”

"Hey, wait, forget about other things, what are hemorrhoids?!"

Xiao Yiren: "That's because you eat spicy noodles all day long and sit still for a long time. We'll talk about these things later. Let's talk about your current situation first."

Glancing at the confused expression on Fang Chan's agent, Xiao Yiren nodded and continued:

"Believe you, I have discovered your current problem."

"Although I acted very promptly and saved your life, the damage to your brain also caused certain harm to your soul..."

Hearing Xiao Yiren's words, Fang Chan, the agent, immediately remembered the three consciousnesses that had spoken in his mind before, and he frowned and said:

"Why did this large teleporter from another world cause me to suffer from mitosis? I remember hearing three voices in my mind before, but I can't remember what they said specifically..."

Hearing this, Fang Chan's agent nodded and continued:

"Yes, that is one of the sequelae of being hit by a car. Logically speaking, even if your body is rescued from that kind of injury, the best outcome for you is to be a vegetable."

"The reason is that the three selves composed of your consciousness were knocked apart, and even the self almost disappeared."

"Fortunately, I took very complete first aid measures and sewed your sense of self back together."

Having said this, Xiao Yiren couldn't help but pause slightly, his facial expression was a little subtle, but he quickly controlled his emotions and continued:

"But, since it is an external repair, there must be some side effects..."

"side effect?!"

Hearing that there might be something wrong with him, Fang Chan's agent was immediately startled. He jumped up from the bed and groped his body up and down to check for the problem.

But as he touched Fang Chan, he felt that something was not right, and the movements of his hands became slower and slower. Finally, Fang Chan looked at his hands and couldn't help but feel confused.

"Speaking of which, did I ever make such a fuss in the past?"

The real estate agency easily came up with its own answer, which was of course no.

Although Fang Chan's agency did not use any protagonist template even after time travel, if he wanted to pretend to be a genius, become an idol, or try to become a petty bourgeoisie by himself based on the development of society, he would just stay in this class and disappear for thirty years.

Neon was met with disappointment, but as a time traveler, there were no opportunities, but the mentality was still there.

Over the years, although he has always been bad, he can still be regarded as a good person in school and life.

Although his personality is not calm at ordinary times, he is definitely not out of control. But now that he thinks about it carefully, the series of operations he did after he woke up, Fang Chan Agency immediately felt like digging a hole in the ground.

The urge to go in.

"Ah, what the hell have I done?! I really want to die!"

When he came to his senses, Fang Chan found that he had slipped directly into the quilt of the hospital bed, covering his head with a pillow and sticking his butt out, looking like a funny anime hero.

Fang Chan’s agent: “…”

He climbed out of the quilt as if nothing had happened, and threw the pillow far away. Fang Chan, the agent, coughed on the spot, stabilized his condition, and then turned his gaze back to Xiao Yiren in front of him and said:

"Okay, I roughly understand the situation, so can I still be saved?"

Of course, Fang Chan's calmness did not last long. The next moment, the side effects broke out again, showing his funny nature.

"I really don't want to be a funny guy..."

Xiao Yiren: "..."

Of course, if there was really a way to directly eliminate the side effects, Xiao Yiren would just do it, and why would he say such nonsense? Therefore, even if this funny man Xiao Yiren didn't want to be, he probably wouldn't be able to do it.

In this regard, Fang Chan's agent was very depressed, but he could only accept the reality.

After being severely beaten by reality, and after several years of showing off and flirting with girls, Agent Fang Chan has long developed a strong heart.

"Funny men should be funny men. At least now that the golden finger has arrived, can a powerful funny man still be called a funny man? That is obviously impossible."

Of course, Xiao Yiren doesn't know the self-comfort that Fang Chan has in his heart, otherwise he would definitely complain that funny men are always funny men. No matter how powerful he is, he is still just a funny man...

…

The process of distributing novice gift packs is always so unpretentious and boring.

The worldview of Puella Magi Madoka Magica is actually quite large. Although spell-like abilities cannot be used here, there are no big restrictions on magic avatars and the like.

Therefore, if Fang Chan's agency makes such a move, it is really a bloody profit, and it is exactly a humanoid self-propelled nuclear bomb.

Of course, although he has gained strength, Fang Chan, an agent who still has a mental debuff on his head, obviously still has many problems to solve.

However, problems that can be solved by time are not problems. Therefore, although his power is limited to a certain extent, Fang Chan's agent is still in a very comfortable mood.

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"It's so suitable to have these powers. Now I'm really superior to you..."

Xiao Yiren: "..."

Silently stopping Fangchan's agent's finger that almost inserted into his temple, Xiao Yiren complained speechlessly:

"I think compared to your own strength, you'd better adapt to your current state."

"Whether it's the ability to stand in or magic, etc., you need to exercise and grow yourself. Although there are magic crystals, life crystals and various life fruits that directly give you a ridiculously high foundation.

But that doesn’t mean you’re really invincible now…”

"At least now your brain is still a big weakness of yours. If you insert it directly now, I can sew it, but by then, I really can't guarantee your mental state.

"

As if to enhance the persuasiveness of his words, Xiao Yiren slightly raised his hand and held up a long needle that appeared in his hand at some point.

Fang Chan’s agent: “…”

Looking at the silver needle, which was about as long as his own arm and about as thick as a steel bar, Fang Chan, the agent, silently put down his arm and coughed slightly to show that he understood.

In response, Xiao Yiren just glanced at him carefully, then stood up and opened the white jade door behind him.

"Since you know the answer, I'll leave first. Kyubey and those guys are still of great research value. They have reached the pinnacle of civilization in the single universe. They can just serve as a reference for the three-body side. As for the ring

We can’t handle this kind of multi-faceted thing right now.”

"Now the limit of the golden finger in my hand is just an explosion star. The specialization ability of the avatar may be able to affect the universe, but I am not sure whether it will have any effect in this world."

"So it's up to you to control the matter about the principle of the ring and the demon flame..."

After saying that, Xiao Yiren walked directly into the door. Of course, he did not forget the last words and gave his final instructions.

"Oh, by the way, there's one more thing."

"Regarding the circumstances of your injury, I have helped you correct it. No matter in everyone's consciousness, your case report shows that it is only a minor injury."

"Anyway, it's not a big deal. You can act in the ward for two days, which saves me from having to erase your memories of the car accident one by one. It just so happens that you can also manage your mental state well during these few days...

"

"Oh, by the way, one more thing. After you were hit by a car, a little girl with pink twintails called an ambulance and took you to the hospital. The doctors and nurses were all affected by me, so they won't be affected for the time being.

Paying attention to your side of things can disturb their consciousness, but you'd better make a little disguise quickly and don't make it too inconsistent..."

After the last words were spoken, the white door was completely closed, and slowly disappeared in front of Fang Chan's agency, silently, as if it had never appeared before, just like a big dream...

However, the power surging in his body told Fang Chan that all of this was real, whether it was the existence of Xiao Yiren's group or the power he had gained.

"It always feels a bit like the old man in the novel in the previous life who blindly stuffed the novice gift bag at the beginning. After stuffing it, the protagonist, the invincible old man, ran away..."

Gently scratching his head, Fang Chan's agent still complained a little in his heart, but his happy mood did not change at all.

"Huh, given my intelligence and ability, I still need to adapt. It's impossible, absolutely impossible."

"The emperor will always be my intermediary. There will be no changes. It's just the principles of the ring, just the devil's flame..."

"This powerful force is really high, you are so awesome..."

The words in his mouth stopped midway. Agent Fang Chan slowly withdrew his index finger from his temple and fell into deep thought.

"Do I have to find a psychiatrist..."

"By the way, is the girl with pink twin tails Madoka? I didn't expect it to be such a coincidence. She is indeed my Madoka, hehehe..."

…

And just when Agent Fang Chan was in the hospital bed, mired in deep self-doubt and all sorts of imaginative thoughts, the sound of a hinge opening suddenly caught Agent Fang Chan's attention.

"Is there anything else you need to explain?"

Subconsciously, he thought that Xiao Yiren had something that he had not explained clearly, so he opened his mouth to ask questions, but before he had finished speaking, when he saw the person coming, Xiao Yiren simply swallowed the words in his mouth, and then said
To be continued...