"Actually, my biggest wish is to take a few servants with me at the gate of the city at dusk to tease and tease the good women on the road..."

Yang Xingzhou looked at Shui Sheng and the others who were leaving, and felt a sense of melancholy in his heart: "I can't let go when I'm a bad guy, but I'm not willing to be a good guy! Alas, I really have no future!"

After Shui Sheng left, he knew that a relationship that could have been his was killed by him before it even started.

This made him, who had been single for several years, feel relaxed and a little bit more reluctant: "It's a pity that such a good girl will be taken over by some pig!"

After sighing for a long time, he rode towards the north.

This time he was wanted by the government for doing good deeds, which made him extremely angry and dissatisfied with the emperor today. He planned to go to the capital to check the news and see if there was any chance to take revenge on the emperor.

"If you scare me, I will scare you too!"

So he hurried on and headed straight for Beijing.

At this time, the dynasty had been in peace for a long time, and many officials had long been numb. Even the palace guards were incredibly weak. Five or six years ago, an ordinary chef casually took

After grabbing a kitchen knife, he rushed to the emperor and almost killed the emperor. At that time, more than a hundred imperial guards were almost dumbfounded. Only five or six people responded and caught the cook.

Later, another hero carrying a gun passed by the Shenwu Gate of the palace. On a whim, he rushed straight into the palace with a spear and wounded three guards on the spot. He was finally killed by a group of guards.

The reason is that when these guards are on guard duty, they all think that the waist sword is too heavy and the long weapons in their hands are heavier. Therefore, unless they are inspected by the princes and ministers, they will stand on both sides with their armor neatly on their shoulders. Most of the time, they just carry their swords on their shoulders.

Even the wooden gun felt heavy, and the wooden sword collapsed immediately.

These guards were so lax that even ordinary people could break into the palace.

Once this happened, the emperor would be furious. As a result, the emperor would be furious, and the courtiers would be frightened. Within three days of the fright, it would take root and resume its previous lazy state.

When Yang Xingzhou arrived in the capital, the outer perimeter of the palace seemed to be in vain. The people living near the palace, taking shortcuts when buying food and carrying water, were able to walk directly through the Forbidden City. This was unprecedented in the history of the dynasties.

A strange thing.

What's more, at this time, the princes and ministers who came to the palace to attend court were repeatedly stolen by thieves, their clothes were cut, and their silver coins were often stolen. All civil and military officials were even worried about losing their things when they went to court.

It is simply unbelievable that the palace guards are so lax.

Yang Xingzhou has lived in the capital for nearly half a month and has found out the situation of the palace guards. The more he knows, the more surprised he is: "The main reason why the palace guards are so lax is not the guards, but the emperor! If the emperor is wise and powerful,

The city guards and ministers will never dare to relax like this. Otherwise, they will kill the nine tribes and wipe out their entire family. Who dares to do this perfunctory? It seems that the emperor's position is not stable!"

He contributed the entire golden Buddha in exchange for money and food to provide disaster relief, but was wanted by the emperor. You can imagine his anger. This time he came to the capital to find reason with the emperor. When he saw that the guards were so lax, he couldn't help but feel overjoyed.

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A few days later, in the early hours of the morning, he knocked out a breakfast vendor, snatched the vendor's cart, and walked towards the palace pushing fried dough sticks, prepared tofu curd and other breakfast items.

The ministers in the palace had to go to court at the fourth watch and were not allowed to eat breakfast. As time went by, they became unbearable. Later, they allowed vendors to sell breakfast in the palace and use their badges to enter and leave.

The vendor Yang Xingzhou knocked unconscious this time was a man who went to the palace to sell breakfast to make a living. He pushed the cart straight into the Forbidden City. When he reached the gate, a guard stopped Yang Xingzhou and asked, "Hey, where is Old Suntou? What happened to him today?"

not coming?"

Yang Xingzhou laughed and said: "My nephew was kicked by the donkey in the tofu shop today when he was grinding tofu. He hit the head directly. The pain was unbearable, so he had to beg me to come and serve you sirs on his behalf!"

The guard laughed and said: "Damn, how old are you? The grandson is already fifty years old, and you still call him nephew!"

Yang Xingzhou smiled and said: "He is not young, but I am senior! To tell you the truth, if I were to start from the beginning, I should call him the third grandson. It's just that he is not from the same family, so I am embarrassed to take advantage of him.

Cheap, hehe..."

As he spoke, he quickly filled up several bowls of tofu and handed them to the guards on duty: "Brothers, you have worked hard on duty, how about you try my nephew's craftsmanship?"

Several guards reached out to take the bowls and chopsticks, took the fried dough sticks and fruits, and praised: "Brother, you are much more generous than Old Suntou! That old man, in and out of the palace for so many years, has never given us a bite to eat. He doesn't know that we endure hunger.

The pain of starvation! Taiya doesn’t know how to behave!”

Yang Xingzhou smiled and said: "I will give him a good scolding when I go back. Whenever I pass by the gate in the future, I will leave something to eat for the elder brothers. It's just a few breakfasts, what's it worth?"

After putting away the dishes and chopsticks, several guards helped him push the cart to the side of a large courtyard of the palace, and then returned to the door laughingly.

Yang Xingzhou set up the stall, took out a big wooden sign, and inserted it on the cart next to the money box. There were several big words written on the wooden sign: You can serve your own food and invest your own money!

After opening the barrel and placing fried dough sticks, fruits and other snacks, he ran to a guard holding his stomach and said, "Sir, I have a terrible stomachache. How can there be a toilet here?"

The guard laughed and cursed: "You still hold your shit in the palace and defecate it?"

Yang Xingzhou nodded and bowed, saying: "Sir, there are three urgent needs that even a small person cannot control!"

The guard raised his hand and pointed forward: "Go inside! Turn around the corner of the room, walk fifty steps, and you will find the toilet!"

Yang Xingzhou thanked him repeatedly and ran toward the toilet in a puff of smoke.

After he came to the toilet, he looked around and saw no one around. He turned over his clothes, revealing the night clothes underneath, jumped over the city wall, and ran quickly to the palace. The palace guards here take over every two hours, and this is the time for the transfer.

The person who takes over is impatient and yawns and leaves, while the person who takes over is lazily still on the way. It will take at least a quarter of an hour before he can be renewed.

Yang Xingzhou had already found out about this. He walked along the wall, crouched high on the ground, and silently approached the Yangxin Hall. The current emperor lived in the Yangxin Hall.

At this time, the emperor just got up from the dragon bed, and the palace maids and eunuchs were dressing him.

The emperor was in his forties, with swollen eyes and a rather haggard appearance. He stood in front of a dressing mirror that was a tribute from a foreign country, took a concentrated look at his own appearance, sighed slightly, and asked: "Lu Bao

Ah, have you heard anything about this gangster helping the victims recently?"

The great eunuch Lu Bao whispered: "To be honest with the emperor, the servant's family also told about this person in letters, saying that he seemed to have dug up the treasures of the former Emperor Yuan of Liang recently, and he exchanged them for money and food for relief.

The victims of the disaster in Shandong and Henan are known as the Buddhas of all families, and they call him 'Hero Yang Xingzhou' in the world."

The emperor chuckled and said: "A hero? A gangster is worthy of being called a hero? Just give him some benefits and call him a good person? How stupid are these people!"
Chapter completed!