But I'm a little curious. If he is so brave, why don't he go to the funeral parlor? That would be more fun.

I quietly entered through the back door.

As soon as we entered, we saw many innocent souls wandering in the hall.

A man with half a head and an arm missing.

Dragging a bent right leg, he floated towards me.

Damn, he must have died in a car accident. Look, he was almost out of shape.

The man floated up to me and smelled it.

Because I have Yin Qi in my body, he thought I was the same type as him.

"You just came here, why haven't I seen you before?"

I ignored him and continued walking forward.

I thought to myself, isn’t this the real version of Liao Zhai?

"Hey, why don't you say anything? Tell me how you died. Or you can guess how I died."

I looked at him up and down and said, "How did you die? You're already so depressed. How else could you have died besides a car accident?"

The male ghost laughed so hard that his mouth was dislocated.

Oh my god, is this a comedian from the kid world? Someone who comes here specifically to make fun of you?

The male ghost grabbed his chin with both hands and pushed it up hard.

The chin didn't even go up.

I left him speechless. I came here to do serious business.

So, avoid him and go inside.

The male ghost whined, probably meaning he wanted me to help.

I didn't even look back and slapped him in the mouth.

"You little brat, why are you hitting me?" Hey, I'm fine, haha, I'm fine.

I thought I had gotten rid of this male ghost, but unexpectedly, he chased me again.

"Thank you just now. Why are you in such a hurry? We are just chatting."

"I asked you if you're annoyed, or I'll beat you up."

"Tch, who are you trying to scare? Just now you guessed correctly how I died, now you are guessing how I died so miserably."

I turned around and said impatiently: "Die from talking too much!"

"Haha, yes, yes, you are so smart. You are the smartest kid I have ever seen."

Damn, I guessed this right, I'm really drunk.

"Let me tell you, originally I was knocked lame by a man, but that man got off the car and said he was in an emergency, so he gave me 10,000 yuan to go to the hospital by myself."

I said 10,000 yuan is enough for what I did, but my legs were like this.

The man threw down 20,000 yuan.

I still disagreed, so I said he had no quality, no culture, and no taste.

He was so tortured by me that he gave me a bank card and a phone number.

He said that he was looking for something, and it was really an urgent matter for him.

I said what's your urgent need? If you don't settle me down today, you won't be able to go anywhere.

He said I was a prostitute.

Then can I finish the calculation? I kept arguing with him.

Finally, the man took back the money and card.

I stepped on the accelerator furiously, pushing me back and forth several times, and that was it.

I stared at him with big eyes and said, "You deserve it. If it were me, I would light a fire for you and make you feel at ease."

Oops, what can I do?

There is a saying that goes well, the King of Hell will let you die at the third watch, but he will not leave you until the fifth watch.

Both of us are looking for death. He is eager to be reincarnated, and I am eager to seek death.

Haha is that funny?

I glanced at this idiot and asked, "Do you know where the best girl in your funeral home is?"

"I know, it turns out you are good at this. Hey, here she is."

The male ghost pointed his hand to the side.

A fat man weighing more than 200 pounds floated over.

Her tongue was hanging out, her little eyes were rolled up, and her big lips were purple.

If I gave this image to the fairy sister, she would not kill me.

I ran away immediately.

"Hey, why are you running, Pangpang, come here, I'll tell you a joke."

As soon as the male ghost arrives, the fat female ghost will be unable to walk.

I went directly to the morgue.

After rummaging around inside, I couldn't find a suitable body.

Moreover, this kind of corpse that has been dead for a long time is not fresh at all, and she would not want it from the fairy sister.

It suddenly occurred to me that the owner of the soul-eating shop must have something in stock.

So, I ran out of the funeral home and went directly to Huanqi Bar.

Even though it was already midnight, there were still so many people in the bar.

I went to the soul-eating shop owner and told him about this.

She suddenly laughed.

She also said that the matter was easy to handle and that her goods were the freshest. She also boasted about Haikou and said that she would receive orders in about half a month.

I didn't get home until three o'clock in the morning.

I threw myself on the bed and fell asleep.

When I woke up the next day, it was almost noon.

I turned on the news on my phone.
Chapter completed!