Chapter 1249 Elm knots
"Look at how you don't tolerate teasing. As long as you put Ni Meizhen to sleep, she will listen to you in everything."
"What?"
Lao Bai was stunned and his face turned red.
"You idiot, you've known her for so long, have you ever slept with her?"
Lao Bai's head shook like a wave.
"Have you ever kissed me on the lips?"
Lao Bai shook his head again.
"Have you ever kissed your forehead?"
Lao Bai still shook his head.
After talking for so long and not even kissing her on the lips, which girl wouldn't be angry?
"Have you two ever had any physical contact?"
This time Lao Bai nodded and said: "Once, she was crossing the road and was almost hit by a car. I... took her little hand, but I let go immediately. I was afraid that she would say I was lustful."
I'm dizzy!
"Then what?"
"Then she ignored me for several days. When I went to see her, she was either working overtime or having surgery, but she just didn't see me."
"You deserve it!"
Lao Bai asked me puzzledly, "What on earth did I do wrong? Why didn't she tell me?"
"What else did you ask people to say?"
How come I know such a stupid idiot like you?
"As a girl, of course she likes boys to treat her well. You have known each other for such a long time. You don't hold their hands, nor are you close to them. You are just a client."
"I...I think that disrespects her."
"Brother, this is modern times. It's not like in your era, where you had to use your body to express your feelings."
"Then I'll just hold her hand and kiss her?"
"As long as you put her to sleep, she will be obedient and as clingy as a kitten."
"But……"
"But what? I've taught you how to do it, you can do it yourself."
"If that's the case, won't it feel like I'm too frivolous?"
Lao Bai followed me and said.
"You're not frivolous. No one wants you anymore. I'm going to the ghost market now. What about you?"
"I'll go with you, and you can tell me what to do specifically?"
"You can't be more specific. You can't kiss her or have sex with her, so you're hopeless."
I took Lao Bai down to the underworld and came to the ghost market.
It was Lao Bai's first time here, and he was a little surprised by the bustling ghost market.
"I didn't know there was such a place in the underworld."
Lao Bai said in surprise.
"Actually, I don't know either. It was the evil sword that brought me here."
As soon as I walked to the door of Zhuang Youxian's store, I was stunned.
Why is the ghost shop closed?
It was fine two days ago, but I caught a random ghost on the street.
"Why is the ghost shop closed? Where is the boss?"
Yinhun shook his head and said he didn't know.
I think it was the ghost guy who did it.
Just go to the east of the ghost market, where Linglong has opened a new store, maybe you can find them.
As a result, the new store also closed.
Why did Zhuang Youxian and Linglong disappear completely like evaporating from the underworld?
I asked several ghosts, but no one knew.
I can only take Lao Bai Da to break into the ghost guy's residence.
The mansions that ghosts live in are more luxurious than those of old ghosts. Being rich means being willful.
The guy at the door didn't dare to stop me even though I was wearing ferry clothes.
He hurriedly ran inside to report the news.
However, they can't run as fast as me.
I entered Gui Lao's guest room as fast as lightning.
Gui Lao lay leisurely on the chair and drank tea.
Two maids were giving him a back massage.
When I appeared in front of him, I was shocked at first.
Then, he said unhurriedly: "Master Ferryman, you are here to visit me. It would be disrespectful to welcome you from afar."
"Master Ferryman, why didn't you inform me first when you came? I wanted to go and greet you. What do you want to do with me?"
"Humph, you don't know? Do you really have no idea?"
The ghost guy looked innocent and said, "What's wrong? Master Ferryman, I really don't know."
At this moment, the communication ghost came over and said: "Ghost, Mr. Ferryman..."
The ghost guy waved his hand, and the ghosts went down.
I said coldly: "Do you know my identity? If I lie to this officer, the consequences will be very serious."
Gui Lao suddenly knelt down and said: "Master Ferryman, Xiao Gui is a businessman who does his duty. There is nothing excessive. Please enlighten me."
"I really underestimated you. Tell me, where did Zhuang Youxian and Linglong go?"
The ghost guy was stunned and said, "You kid, you don't know!"
I was completely furious, pointed at the ghost guy's nose, and cursed: "Fuck you ghost, I saw Zhuang Youxian and Linglong two days ago, but now the store is closed and the ghost's shadow is gone. After all,
Where did you take it?"
"Back to the ferryman, sir, I really don't know. I have a lot of properties below, and they are all run by the store managers. How could I know what Zhuang Youxian told you, and where Linglong went? You really wronged me.
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I stepped on the ghost man's back and pressed him heavily to the ground.
"You old ghost is really good at pretending. Okay, don't let me find out. If this matter has anything to do with you, just wait until it is wiped out."
The ghost guy was shocked and said: "Master Ferryman, even if you kill me, I won't know. In this case, can I help you ask?"
I threw out a living paper man, and the paper man turned into a man-eating monster.
With his mouth wide open and his long tongue hanging out, he saw that the ghosts of Hara had come down.
The ghost guy shouted tremblingly: "Butler, help me check if there is any dispute with Zhuang Youxian and Linglong Ghost Store in the store below. Why are they missing?"
The butler is a ghost general who is two meters tall.
He said in a naive voice: "Okay, I'll check it out!"
The living paper man swallowed the two maids next to Gui Lao in one bite.
The corners of his mouth were twitching like a ghost.
The ghost guy was trembling a little and said: "Now, hurry up!"
After a while, the housekeeper came over with two doormen.
"Ghost, the two of them had a dispute with those two people the day before yesterday and have filed a lawsuit."
"I sued the police, so why are you okay?"
"I, we..."
The two store managers couldn't say anything, and kept looking at Gui Lao.
The ghost guy pointed at the two ghost shopkeepers and cursed: "How dare you, why didn't you inform me about this?"
"This is a matter in our store. You were busy, so you didn't mention it."
The ghost man said with a smile: "Master Ferryman, you have all misunderstood."
Then with a look, the ghost general handed over a stack of ghost coins.
It was estimated that there were 300 million.
"Master Ferryman, this is how we honor you. From now on, in the ghost market, you can take whatever you want, Master Ferryman, and it will be free of charge. Moreover, I will pay you this amount every month. How about you?"
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"Hmph, you want to bribe me?"
"No, this is not a bribe, this is a reward for your hard work. You, the ferryman, have helped the Yin and Yang Realms to do so many great things. We feel sorry for you and want to do something for you. This is what we should do."
Oh, this mouth really knows how to talk.
Chapter completed!