Chapter 1315 The Secret Technique of the Fox Spirit(1/2)
Did I hear you right? An aunt in her fifties actually wants to have sex with me.
What the hell is going on?
I was underneath myself, so proud.
Is it because of this reason?
But it's not like a fifty-year-old aunt or a golden retriever.
"Auntie, I don't like this!"
"Oh, I'm giving it away for free. Who doesn't want it for free, right?"
vomit!
I really want to throw up.
I don’t want this kind of gift from you, either.
I don't have this hobby yet.
The aunt and the golden retriever kept leaning on me, which scared me and felt that the elevator took a very long time today.
I got off halfway before the elevator arrived.
"Young man, don't run away. Which floor do you live on? I'll go find you tonight."
Oh my god, I ran home from the stairs in one breath.
Open the door and don't forget your surroundings.
I'm afraid that the aunt will suddenly appear in front of me.
"Zhang Erpi, what are you doing? It's like you are a thief."
"Sister Fairy, um, I have something to ask you."
"Wait a minute!"
Menghun smelled me and walked around me again.
"You brat, what did you do? Tell me the truth!"
"I, I, I didn't do anything?"
Menghun stunned me for a moment.
"Nothing done? Look at your big brother?"
Although Menghun is very big, he is also my master.
But after all, she is also a beautiful little girl, and I look so embarrassed.
"Oh, fairy sister, I don't want to lose face."
"Ha ha……"
Menghun covered her mouth and started laughing.
I was almost dying of anxiety, so I said: "Sister Fairy, please help me. You don't know, in the elevator just now, oh, I didn't have the shame to say anything."
"Needless to say, I can imagine."
I sat down on the sofa and said helplessly: "Have you smiled enough? Think of a solution quickly."
Menghun finally said seriously: "The smell on your body is the smell emitted by foxes when courting, so you will attract the opposite sex."
Menghun reached out and grabbed my hand and took my pulse.
But as soon as he held his hand, he suddenly felt a tremor all over his body, like an electric shock.
Holy shit, what can I do? It feels so good.
Menghun narrowed his eyes and said, "Tell me, what's going on with the demon pill in your body?"
I just told you about the two vixens.
Menghun stopped laughing now.
He said very seriously: "You kid, mind your own business. How many years have you known these two demon pills?"
"Five hundred? Eight hundred?"
"Hmph, these two vixens have practiced Taoism for two thousand years, which adds up to four thousand years. How can it be said that they can bear it in your mortal body?"
"That is to say, you are not an ordinary person. If you were an ordinary person, you would have farted long ago."
"What? Four thousand years?"
"But I defeated them easily!"
"It's not because you guys are lucky. They must have been seriously injured. Otherwise, with their magic power, they can't beat you and they can easily escape."
I nodded sharply.
"Sister Fairy is right, they are injured, pretending to be humans and sucking human blood!"
"The key point is that these two foxes are skilled in secret skills and specialize in seducing people. That's why you are like this."
I am so worried about my tall brother.
"Sister Fairy, is there any way to solve this problem? This is too embarrassing!"
"No solution!"
ah?
I can't go out like this every day, I'll make people laugh to death.
Menghun sighed and said: "Let me check it for you. I have never seen this kind of situation. To be precise, I have never heard of it. You are really weird."
Menghun made fun of me seriously.
"Well, fairy sister, you said I could release hormones, so why didn't you react?"
Boom!
I was kicked mercilessly by the fairy sister.
"You little naughty boy, you dare to tease me?"
"Hey, no, are you just curious?"
"I am an upright person, not an ordinary person, so I have antibodies. Now, do you, my disciple, even want to have sex with my grandma?"
"Hey, fairy sister, you already know how to pick up girls, who did you learn this from?"
"The security guards downstairs said they wanted to pick me up, so I asked them what they meant, and then I found out."
What? How come those two security guards know so much about my home?
I immediately called to complain. I can't accept this kind of security guard who wants to hang out with other people's masters all day long.
"Look at how stingy you are. It doesn't matter how many security guards you replace. The master is so good. It's normal for them to have unreasonable thoughts. I don't care."
Okay, I'm just being sentimental.
But now my whole body is hot and uncomfortable.
It hurts like it's been burned down there.
Looking at the dream soul in front of me, that beautiful face and slender figure.
In particular, she also exposed her long, slender, fair legs.
I swallowed, all I could think about was the shameless thing on the bed.
This is bad, I'm in heat!
Damn vixens, I have fallen into your hands.
"Sister Fairy, what should I do if I feel too uncomfortable?"
"Looking for your wife. Don't you have two wives? This will come in handy. I will also study it carefully. What is going on with this demon pill?"
I'll call Yoo Hee-yeon right away.
She and Xia Xueli were shopping in the mall.
"Come back quickly, I'm in heat, oh no, I feel uncomfortable, hurry up!"
"What? What happened to you?"
"If it had been later, I would have cheated."
"Zhang Erpi, if you dare, just wait for me."
After hanging up the phone, I felt terribly uncomfortable, especially when I saw the fairy sister.
It's even more uncomfortable.
Menghun could only lock me in the room.
No matter how I meditate and regulate my breathing.
To be continued...