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Chapter 1325 Are you here to be funny?(1/2)

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Damn, he is still a lecherous corpse king.

Wu Mei raised her eyebrows and said, "Damn it, look at how you are going to go back and forth from where you are. You only deserve to stay underground."

The Corpse King laughed heartily and said: "If I can't get the person I want from Uncle Dao, just come over."

Wu Mei waved her hand, but the Corpse King didn't move at all.

"Haha, she's still a little girl who knows magic, I like her!"

Wu Mei kicked her with her foot, and her magic power was naturally strong.

However, it doesn't seem to be that effective for the Millennium Corpse King.

The Corpse King grabbed Wu Mei's little feet, with a big iron-black face.

He opened his big, foul-smelling mouth and tried to kiss her.

"Zhang Erpi, you bastard, haven't I been bullied yet? Why don't you come over and help me?"

I said with an evil smile: "You didn't even help me just now. Now that the Corpse King has come to you, why don't you just accept it? It's an honor for you to be kissed by a thousand-year-old Corpse King. It must be someone else."

Everyone has this opportunity.”

"Zhang Erpi, you bastard, at worst, my help will be in vain this time. Can't you do it if I don't want the money?"

"No, I have nothing but money. I don't want it anymore."

"You, please help me. I would rather kiss you than kiss this corpse. If you need anything in the future, just come to me."

As soon as I heard this, I kicked the corpse king aside.

"Brother Dadiao, please save it, this girl is mine."

He turned around and pulled Wu Mei into his arms.

With the look of a hero saving the beauty, he said: "This is what you said, just let me kiss you enough."

In fact, I was just teasing her. Wu Mei only had Bai Zhicheng in her heart, and I was like a mirror.

"Damn it, you're a brat who robbed my own woman. You're looking for death."

The corpse king stared at me closely.

The battle is about to break out.

At this critical moment.

The surroundings were eerily quiet, and suddenly, a burst of sound came over.

Breaking the eerie situation.

The emperor has answered the phone. The emperor has answered the phone...

Only Wang Guiyi can control this cell phone ringtone.

His cell phone rang, which actually startled him.

The hand holding the phone was shaking.

Originally, the Corpse King was going to yell at me, but when he heard the ringtone of his cell phone.

He immediately turned his head and said, "Are you the emperor?"

Wang Guiyi swallowed his saliva and said: "No, no, it's all a misunderstanding!"

Wang Guiyi hurriedly pressed answer and heard.

"Dear, didn't you agree to come tonight? My damn guy is working overtime tonight. It's just the right time for you to come. If you're late, you won't have to rush. Last time you said it was good for me to wear sexy underwear. I'm going to the mall today.

, bought two sets.”

"You'll be here later and I'll give you some clothes. Come on."

I am really convinced by Wang Guiyi.

The streets are full of iron lovers, and the older they get, the less interesting they become.

"I know, hang up."

"A brave commoner dares to impersonate His Majesty the Emperor. This is a serious crime of beheading. I will execute you on the spot today."

The corpse dynasty Wang Guiyi rushed over.

When those big feet ran, the ground buzzed.

Wang Guiyi covered his head and ran towards me in fear.

I took out the sword to ward off evil spirits and struck at the Corpse King. The Corpse King was very skilled.

After all, it’s a thing that’s been around for thousands of years, and it’s a very profound thing.

He actually avoided it and we fought together. Although this corpse king is powerful.

However, I now have the blessing of two demon pills, and my current Taoism is not the same as before.

The Corpse King wants to beat me, but it's impossible.

While we were fighting, the sunglasses I was wearing were knocked off.

Make eye contact with the Corpse King.

This is bad.

The Corpse King suddenly shook his head and said with a smile: "Boy, be my wife!"

The zombie king's counter-operation shocked me.

Let me be his wife.

I'm sorry for your uncle, you dare to insult me.

I didn't expect that the fox's demon elixir was so powerful.

Not only do men and women eat it, but ghosts also eat it.

Who can bear this?

I don't like this.

The Corpse King seemed to have changed his gender, with a bright smile on his face.

He just stretched out his arms and pursed his lips to kiss me.

"I like you so much. Be my man."

I took out my sword to ward off evil spirits and stabbed the corpse king.

The Corpse King did not hide, but rushed directly towards him.

What does this mean?

"Erpi, hurry up!"

Wang Gui shouted to me.

I took away the evil-proofing sword and gave the Corpse King a kick.

Kick him down onto the coffin board.

Look up.

Good guy, the big pit is surrounded by a group of zombies and ghosts.

They shook their heads as if they were about to jump down.

It's not like these zombies and ghosts were brought in by the zombie maker.

That guy has been injured by me and ran away.

Could it be that they were recruited by the Millennium Corpse King?

The Millennium Corpse King meets the same kind.

puff!

Another stinky fart.

My fart was so powerful that green smoke came out.

The surrounding zombies and ghosts first bared their teeth and claws.

Plop!

They all knelt down!

Holy shit, it turns out that the Corpse King is so powerful.

I really can't kill him.

He conquered a group of zombies with just one fart.

It’s much easier than me trying to do it one by one.
To be continued...
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