"I miss your mother's height, you are so damn unworthy of being this city god."

The Corpse King responded angrily.

The City God sighed and said: "King of Corpses, if you want to be this City God, I will let you do it. Now I am so helpless that I have to leave this ghost place quickly. I really can't do it anymore."

"I don't want to be a little city god. Don't try to trick me."

"Two adults, to tell you the truth, I, the City God, am also in trouble. If you don't come today, maybe I will be a prisoner."

"Don't cry poverty to me. You just collected so much tax from merchants, 500 million, half of the turnover. It tastes very bad. You can't say it out loud."

The city god was about to cry.

"I can't help it. The mountain ghosts are so troublesome that I can only recruit troops. If I don't have money, who will work for you? Maybe if I go to the battlefield, I will never return. I have spent all my own wealth.

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The city god burst into tears as he spoke.

"Two ancestors, if I had any idea, I wouldn't resort to such a harmful move."

"Now it's just to collect some taxes. If the mountain ghosts take over the city, why should we open a shop? Just run for your life."

"What you mean is that you collect protection tax for their own good."

"Reporting to the ferryman, I can't help it. You guys arrived just now. The mountain ghosts came with great force. This time, more than 20 Yin soldiers were killed and injured. Last time, there were even more, and more than 30 ghosts were lost."

"Why do the mountain ghosts take over the mountain and become kings and gather so many ghosts and beasts?"

"Hey, that mountain ghost is a fierce ghost. She has thirty-six sisters, and I have sent them to prison. She has great magic power and is a shrew. She ran to the mountains and received the essence of the sun and the moon, and she became a

With his powerful ghost skills, he also gathered the angry beasts in the mountains as his subordinates."

"A bandit like her should be punished on the spot."

When the Corpse King heard this, he became unhappy and his eyes widened.

The city god immediately changed the subject.

"But it's different for the ancestor of the Corpse King. You are a talented general, but now her sisters are all in disgrace. She holds a grudge and often comes to disturb us. She also threatens to destroy the ghost town."

"That's all?"

"Also, our ghost town is relatively prosperous, and many ghosts from other places come here because of its reputation. Of course, it is more popular, and everyone wants a piece of the pie."

"Damn it, you think everyone wants to be the king of the mountain. That woman doesn't look like an unreasonable ghost to me. You must have done something excessive."

"Back to the Corpse King, how dare you lower your rank? I was a bit arrogant just now, but I am the City God. If I didn't have any dignity, I would have been laid off long ago."

"How come the mountain ghost has thirty-six sisters? What mother is so capable of giving birth?"

"She was deceived into becoming a young lady. She met thirty-six little sisters there. After that, a fire burned all of them to death."

"Those thirty-six women had all done dirty things with the boss before, either defrauding other women into entering the industry until they died, or defrauding men of their money until the men were separated from their wives."

"As the city god here, how can I not care about it?"

The corpse king rolled his big eyes.

"Okay, I'll help you handle this matter. What on earth does my mountain ghost want to do? If the people don't fight with the officials, if she does this, isn't she going to follow the same path I did back then?"

"Haha, that's great. If there is help from the ancestors of the Corpse King, I would be happy to ask for it."

"Sir, please rest assured. Since the store is yours, there is no tax. If the Corpse King can subdue the mountain ghost and there will be no war from now on, then I will not collect a dime of tax."

Already."

The Corpse King patted my shoulder.

"My dear wife, leave this little thing to me. Your husband, the title of our ancestor, is not for nothing."

I think it's pretty good. At least the Corpse King has a place to deal with it.

The Corpse King followed me reluctantly.

"My dear wife, it's a pity that we have just separated from each other after not spending much time together. I can't bear to leave her for my husband."

vomit!

This made everyone present vomit.

The Corpse King is over two meters tall.

Just like Yao Ming, that big guy with long brows suddenly became feminine.

This is no ordinary disgusting person.

The City God's face twitched and he whispered to the ghost general next to him: "It turns out they are a couple."

"Cheng Huang, people with ability have strong tastes. As long as they can help us solve the mountain ghost, nothing will be a problem."

"Yes, love will make sense!"

"King of Corpses, you should make great achievements here and don't go to the underworld. It's not suitable for you there."

"I know that my beloved wife is the best to me."

The Corpse King said, leaning into my arms in front of everyone.

Wu Mei snickered from the side.

Linglong has been unhappy since she left the Chenghuang Mansion.

"Brother Erpi, come and sit in my shop for a while. I'll tell you about the past few days."

"Hey, why don't you call me uncle?"

"Hey, you're not much older than me. Brother Erpi is the most suitable."

"Zhang Erpi, go back. What's going on in the villa?"

Wu Mei reminded.

Yes, it’s been so long since I left the villa. I wonder what’s going on on the other side.

"Brother Erpi, who is this woman?"

"she is……"

"I'm Zhang Erpi's girlfriend, so there's no need to ask."

"Is it true? Brother Erpi, is it true?"

Originally I wanted to deny it, but then I thought about it, Linglong is interested in me.

She must give up this idea, otherwise it will be a big trouble in the future.

I hugged Wu Mei and gently took her little hand.

"Of course this is my girlfriend, otherwise, why would she be brought here?"

"I don't believe it!"

Linglong pursed her lips with a look of disbelief.

Wu Mei raised her eyebrows and glanced at Linglong.

"Little Guitou, you are too young, put your mind to the right place and don't waste time on Zhang Erpi."

"Hmph, you are just a female seductress. You must have used some charm to confuse Brother Erpi."

Wu Mei laughed and gave me a particularly meaningful look.

Then he put his arms around my neck and gave me a sweet kiss.

I was stupid at the time.

What kind of medicine is Wu Mei selling in this gourd?

To stimulate Linglong?

It still irritates me.

I was already very motivated, but now I couldn't control it anymore.

My whole body felt numb, from my toes to my hair.

The sunglasses fell to the ground.

Just in time to meet Wu Mei.

I closed my eyes directly.

My dear, she is seeking death.

Even though she knew I had a demonic elixir in my body, she still acted like this.

Wu Mei's face flushed and she pursed her lips, raising her eyebrows at Linglong.

"Let me believe you now, I see your brother Erpi is so shy."

Linglong's face turned red.

He turned around and ran away.

I let out a sigh of relief.

But when I turned to Wu Mei, she looked at me with a peach blossom face.

"Sir, sir, you are so awesome. Even though I am an old man, I want to kiss you. What's going on?"

I quickly turned around.

"Okay, I'm going back, you go to Linglong quickly."

I pulled Wu Mei and walked back.

Wu Mei smiled at me.
Chapter completed!