Chapter 1372 A green grassland on the head
I also felt something was wrong, and suddenly I thought that I was carrying Fourth Master Zhao’s relic beads.
Bai Zhicheng is now a resurrected soul, so the relic beads are his nemesis.
"Okay, Lao Bai, don't try again. Your life will be in danger if you try it."
"You brat, what the hell are you doing?"
"As long as you don't hurt me, you can't be hurt."
Bai Zhicheng was breathing heavily, and his body was heaving violently.
"What are you going to do about Wu Mei's matter?"
"What should I do? What did she tell you?"
"She said you two are in love and you want to marry her, right?"
"Well...how should I put it? It's a long story."
"Fart, tell the truth, whether you marry or not, that's the end of it."
"I have to think about it, but I can't answer you yet."
"Well, Zhang Erpi, my goddaughter wants to marry you, and you actually said this. It seems like she is wishful thinking. Why do you want to seduce my goddaughter with so many women?"
"Bai Zhicheng, please don't be impulsive. I didn't seduce her. This was a misunderstanding."
"What misunderstanding? My belly is so big, it's still called a misunderstanding. Last time, you asked me to catch her in bed. Now she's pregnant with your child, and you still want to think about it. What are you thinking about?"
I hate Wu Mei so much now that I insist on irritating Bai Zhicheng, now it’s better.
Bai Zhicheng will not spare me if he calls me a scumbag.
"No, no, it's all a misunderstanding."
"I won't talk nonsense to you. I'm going to find Old Ghost Yin. You go down to Sha Leng for me and ask him for comment. I still don't believe it. No one can cure you."
"Hey, Bai Zhicheng, can you be less impulsive and act like a child? Can't you be more rational even though you are hundreds of years old? Listen to me and explain to you."
"I'll explain it to you. I'll give you a stick of incense, or I'll turn you upside down and let you know that I, Bai Zhicheng, am not someone to be bullied."
After saying that, Bai Zhicheng slammed the door and walked away.
At the same time, Xiaowuzi opened the door and came in.
"Second Master, I heard someone was quarreling in your house, are you okay?"
"fine!"
King Zhou of Hell stared with big eyes and stuttered.
Didn't you see that person walk out in anger just now?
Xiao Wuzi rolled his eyes and said, "No, there is someone guarding your room all the time. If someone comes in, how could I not know?"
I'm a good boy, I'm a human, a ghost, a god.
King Zhou of Hell said to himself in fear.
"Little Wuzi, please go out, there's nothing going on here."
I sent Xiao Wuzi away.
King Zhou Hell looked at me tremblingly.
"Second Master, are you a god?"
Ha ha……
I was suddenly amused by Zhou Hades' expression.
"Second Master, are you an immortal sent from heaven to punish evil and promote good?"
I slapped him on the head.
"What are you thinking? How can there be so many gods? They can punish evil and promote good, but they are really not gods."
"Oh, if he's not a god, he's from outer space. Is that your companion just now? Look at him coming and going without a trace. It's so mysterious. A person who is hundreds of years old looks so young. It's exactly the same as the plot in the TV series.
Are you immortal? Are you from Mars, Jupiter, or an unknown planet?"
"I asked you why you are so powerful. Last time in the mountains, you wiped out all the zombies and little ghosts by yourself. These scenes only appear in movies. There are also these friends of yours and my aunt.
, can the hero just teleport?"
Poof!
I really couldn't hold back my laughter.
"Second Master, tell me quickly, what other powers do you have?"
"Have you watched too many TV series? Where do you get super powers from outer space? I tell you, you are not allowed to do evil, otherwise, I will take you away."
The King of Hell of Zhou knelt down in front of me in a dignified manner.
"Second Master, ever since I got to know you, I have been an honest man and done my duty. The brothers under me will all remember your teachings and will not do anything harmful to nature. Don't worry about this."
"Hey, second master, I will hang out with you from now on. You must take me to play with you."
"Don't be poor, drink!"
"Why!"
After drinking a glass of wine, King Zhou Yama sighed.
I said what's wrong with you? Are you worried?
"Second Master, I'm not a god, and I'm not as capable as you. I don't have anything to worry about. Let's just talk about the matter I'm dealing with right now. It would be embarrassing and frustrating to tell anyone!"
"What's wrong? Tell me!"
"Damn it, I got beaten by a bitch!"
"What?"
I burst out laughing.
"You said you were beaten by a woman? Your wife!"
Zhou Yanwang stared and said: "Where can I still have a wife? Let's divorce her!"
"Last time you said you would take him abroad. This is true."
"Of course, anyone who dares to offend Second Master, I will fight to the end, no matter who he is, even my wife."
"This is what makes a man a real man. As the old saying goes, women are like clothes. If they don't work, let's change them."
"Stop bragging there, what's going on?"
"Haha, I have to thank you for saying this. After we had a big fight last time, I wanted to send her away. In fact, I was just pretending to calm her down, but she fell out with me.
I eloped with a pretty boy that night, and I realized that she had a lover outside for a long time, and there was a grassland above my head."
"I am the majestic King of Hell of Zhou, the fearful King of Hell. My wife actually cuckolded me and it spread. How could I get away with it? Can I stand this anger? I divorced then and beat that kid up.
Crippled."
The King of Hell said and blew a bottle of beer.
"Second Master, do you think it's easy for me to fight and kill outside? Who am I doing it for? I've been treating him the same in the past few years. I give him money when he asks for it, I say I like bags, and all the gifts I give her are in season.
The new model, but we have been together for three years and they won’t even lay an egg for me. It turns out that there is already a good relationship outside.”
"People's thoughts are not on me at all. You said that I, the majestic King of Hell, can't even understand a woman. I'm so embarrassed."
When it comes to being sad, I can only drink to drown my sorrows.
"Second Master, I will hang out with you from now on. Women are really not a good thing. They are just cheap. You can't be nice to them. The better, the better."
"Then tell me who beat you?"
"Forget it, that time I came to Binhai for business, and I was in a bar. I got angry, so I drank a little more. What man do you think doesn't want to find a beautiful girlfriend? I just called a few girls, damn,
I also met a man with a strong temper."
"I kissed her and then slapped her. If you say you want to be a lady and you won't be kissed or touched, then why don't you build a chastity arch? What kind of lady do you want to be? You can be a saint."
"Well, then, you were beaten by this lady!"
Chapter completed!