Chapter 1563 Emotional Mentor
"Are you trying to get me to commit a crime?"
"I thought you were a monk, would you commit a crime?"
If it were in the past, maybe I could still be tempted, but now, my mind is filled with the matter of Xia Xueli being sold to the Chiang family, and I am so confused that I can't even think about it.
I took a deep breath and said, "I'm not in the mood!"
"I heard that men are animals that think in the lower body. Can your mood affect the lower body?"
Shang Ke said and made an extremely seductive gesture.
It makes me embarrassed to describe it. Anyway, I am very shy.
"I know why you want to stay with me."
"Why?"
Shang Ke asked with a fragrant breath.
"Because you want to seduce me, but unfortunately I have seen too many beauties. With your beauty, you are not outstanding in my list of beauties, nor are you unique. In terms of body proportions, you can't compare to my girlfriend. In terms of beauty, don't
When you talk about my girlfriend, you can’t even compare to my nine sisters. Do you think you can succeed?”
"What about this?"
Shang Ke used his trump card and slowly approached me, pressing his huge breasts against me.
They say you have big breasts and no brains, but your IQ is worrisome.
"This thing is of no use at all, and it's not worth eating..."
As he said that, he felt the urge to bite it.
Don't say it, what Shang Ke said is really right, men, you may not use your brain when thinking.
"yawn!"
Shang Ke smelled so good that I sneezed out.
The saliva and snot sprayed right onto her white chest.
"Oh, why are you so ignorant of style? It's so disgusting."
Shang Ke hurriedly went to get a paper towel to wipe it. This girl was a little bit of a germaphobe, so she took out half a pack of paper towels.
I said don't go too far. When you kiss me, you suck all the saliva. Do you think it's disgusting when I sneeze?
"Hmph, you are such a disgusting man, so dirty."
Shang Ke suddenly turned his head and ran to bed to sleep.
I was confused because she was afraid of this, and it would have been solved if I had sneezed earlier.
Shang Ke was probably exhausted, so he fell asleep within a short time of lying down.
I closed my eyes to rest my mind, and my spirit left my body and went to the underworld to find Judge Cui.
I have to find out whether Xia Xueli is alive or dead.
But when I came to Judge Cui’s lobby, Judge Cui was losing his temper.
Kneeling in the hall were a row of bull heads and horse faces, as if they had done something wrong and were being punished.
"How do you ghost generals do things? If you can't even look down on a prisoner, what else can you do? Do you also want to go to the eighteenth level of hell to experience yourself?"
Niutou begged and said: "Judge Cui, the female ghost in Cell No. 6 is too cunning. She escaped by using my help to find the ghost for the ferryman."
I was listening nearby, what does it have to do with me?
Judge Cui was furious, "Don't make excuses for me, the female ghost No. 6 is a repeat offender, and she will be sent to the nine hells while awaiting trial."
Damn it, the first level of the Nine Hells is the Tongue Pulling Hell, then the Scissors Hell, the Iron Tree Hell...
Anyway, the pain became more and more painful. It is said that the tongue was not pulled out all at once, but the bull's head was used to pry open the mouth and slowly extend the tongue.
Make the kid miserable, and then go to the second level of scissors hell, the third level of hell...
Thinking of this made me tremble all over.
Therefore, women with long tongues will not end well.
"Prisoner No. 6 did many evil things in her life and killed many people. If she returns to the world, she will definitely be very violent. Then there will be another bloody storm, and there will be countless dead souls in the world."
The Minotaur generals were trembling.
"Judge Cui, we will arrest him immediately."
"You must capture the female ghost No. 6 and bring her back to the underworld within three days, otherwise you will go to the eighteenth level of hell to experience."
Judge Cui and I are usually submissive, but we didn't expect to be so harsh to our subordinates.
"What's going on with this female ghost No. 6? I just heard that it's related to me."
I swaggered over from the side.
Judge Cui bowed respectfully and said: "It's just a coincidence, Mr. Ferryman, that yesterday you came to the underworld to look for the ghost of a good person, and several useless ghosts went from cell to cell to look for it. As a result, a female felon was found to be a good person.
Seize the opportunity and run away."
It seems that the escape of female ghost No. 6 has something to do with me.
"Let's do this. Several ghosts will show up to look for it. If you encounter any difficulties, come to me. After all, this happened because of me."
Upon hearing this, several ghost generals immediately kowtowed to me to thank me.
To be honest, the eighteen levels of hell are not that easy to experience. Which ghost would be willing to go down there?
Several ghosts will hurriedly get up to find the whereabouts of female ghost No. 6.
Judge Cui asked with a smile: "I wonder, Mr. Ferryman, who do you want to check?"
Now Judge Cui is getting smarter and knows why I am here.
"Xia Xueli, are you alive or dead?"
Judge Cui picked up the book of life and death and looked through it carefully, frowning.
When I saw this, I immediately grabbed the book of life and death, and saw the words Xia Xueli looming.
What is going on? Even if a person is about to die, it is written with the word "death". How can it disappear?
Judge Cui raised his eyebrows and said thoughtfully: "This woman was born with a strange phenomenon. One of her three souls is missing from her seven souls. Her fate is unstable when she encounters danger. I cannot tell her life or death."
What the hell? You are the judge of the underworld with a book of life and death in your hand, and you actually say that you can’t see through a person’s life or death.
Why don't you just resign and be a judge?
Judge Cui shook his head and said with shame: "Master Ferryman, this is purely God's will. I am just a small judge and there is nothing I can do."
I was speechless by Judge Cui.
"Just tell me, is she alive or dead?"
"Master Ferryman, it's not a dead end, but it's quite dangerous. I can't say anything more. This is a secret that must not be revealed."
"Go away, you motherfucker. What does it mean that secrets cannot be leaked? I think your abilities are limited. You are a great judge and you can't even read the book of life and death. I really don't know if you, the judge, came through the back door?"
When I see Lord Yama, I will definitely sue you, what the hell.
I complained a lot but to no avail, so I went to find Yin Lao Gui angrily.
Unexpectedly, Old Ghost Yin was drinking with Bai Zhicheng.
Yin Laogui, a ghost king who had never been in love or had a family background, actually became an emotional mentor.
I said, Lao Bai, love is just a condiment.
Being mixed in with life can make you feel that life is interesting and colorful.
But if he changes his temper and makes your life a mess and makes you miserable, stop your losses and get out as soon as possible.
It's all nonsense about love and love. If you have nothing to do, I'll come to see your ghost brother. Let's have some wine, play games, and play chess. Wouldn't it be nice?
I think everyone is willing to look at beautiful women, but no one likes you, an old ghost.
What do you think is love? You can invest when you say you want to invest, and withdraw when you want to withdraw. Only a liar can do this.
"Brother Gui, you don't understand, Ni Meizhen and I are in true love."
Yin Laogui immediately became energetic.
Chapter completed!