Chapter 1580 Cigarettes falling in love with matches are destined to be hurt
If it weren't for the fact that you are my Bole, I would really like to kill you with an evil sword.
"Hey, I know you can't bear to leave me. I've only had nothing to do for two days. I'll go catch you after I finish this pot of wine."
What, I still want to drink a small pot of wine. I took all my anger out on this pot of wine.
Raise the sword to ward off evil spirits, and then lower the sword with your hand.
The table in front of Yin Laogui was split into two halves.
The bottom of the pot of wine was also cut off, and the wine flowed onto Old Ghost Yin's body.
"You brat, please play with me for real."
The old ghost Yin stared at his two cow eyes and yelled angrily.
"You are still the ferryman of the underworld. Do you know how cruel that evil spirit is? You can kill and injure countless people with just a pot of wine. Will the lives of these innocent souls be counted on your head?"
When Old Ghost Yin heard this, he immediately became frightened.
"Good boy, you are scolding me now. Why don't you stop drinking? Come on, I'll go take a look."
"The ghost is in Binhai City. I can't go with you for the time being."
"I know, leave it to me."
The old ghost walked up to me and let out a wine burp.
"Master Gui, you have to leave now."
"Let's go. If you don't leave, this guy will tear down your ghost kiln. I can't afford to offend him."
The old ghost Yin staggered out and almost fell down as soon as he reached the door.
"Brother Yin, how much fake wine did you drink?"
"Hey, this is not fake wine, this is three days of drunkenness."
"What does being drunk for three days mean?"
The ghost oiran next to him said with a smile: "This is a three-day drunkenness, but the new feature of our ghost kiln is that one sip will make you drunk for one day, two sips will make you drunk for two days, and this pot will make you drunk for three days."
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I glanced at Old Ghost Yin and asked, "How much did he drink?"
"Hehe, our ghost master has an extraordinary temperament and an extraordinary capacity for drinking. He drank three bottles."
What the hell? If he drank three pots, wouldn't that mean he would be drunk for nine days and nine nights?
"It's okay, Erpi. You have to believe in your brother and my strength. I will never delay your important event."
After saying this, he slapped him in the face.
Bang!
The old ghost Yin rolled his eyes, his feet went weak, and he fell directly on the threshold.
Just now I was talking about how awesome I was and now I'm drunk.
Old ghost Yin, old ghost Yin, you really don't succeed enough and fail more than you do, and you let me off the hook at the critical moment.
Normally I don't need you, you are there everywhere, but now I use you but you can't help at all.
I was so angry that I kicked his butt twice.
This guy actually snored, snoring like thunder, and slept soundly.
"Uncle, would you like to try our new product? I guarantee you'll want to drink it again."
"Get out of here, uncle, I don't have the guts to do that."
When I left the ghost kiln, I was so angry that I couldn't find Bai Zhicheng.
"Bai Zhicheng, Bai Zhicheng, please reply when you hear this."
"Didn't hear it."
"I didn't hear your damn reply, I need your help now."
"No time."
"Can you please stop acting like you are desperate? After all, you are a ghost official with status, so don't lose your status."
"goodbye!"
"Go to Binhai and help me catch an evil spirit. This evil spirit is too ferocious and full of violence. He killed six people in two days. I'm looking for Xia Xueli now and I can't go back at all."
"Not interested!"
"This evil spirit is quite powerful. I have asked several sisters to help. But if he hurts one of my sisters, don't be sad."
When Bai Zhicheng heard this, he immediately said: "Ni Meizhen is also there?"
"I'm just asking you if you can catch this evil spirit."
"Okay, I'll leave right away."
"I can tell you, it's best not to see Ni Meizhen and not to disturb her life, do you understand?"
"You don't need to talk nonsense, I know it well."
Generally speaking, Bai Zhicheng is much more reliable than Yin Laogui. I feel more at ease leaving this matter to Bai Zhicheng.
As I was talking, I came to Zhuang Youxian's ghost shop, and saw a scene that made me dumbfounded.
If you fall in love with cigarettes and matches, you are destined to be hurt. Don’t say love easily. Making a promise is a debt. I am willing to make a promise for you. Even if you hurt me, I may not be the prince charming in your life, but I will be like you.
Protecting you like Doraemon.
Linglong, although I can't become a prince, you will always be Snow White in my heart.
Zhuang Youxian was holding a love letter in his hand and was reading it emotionally in front of the mirror.
The sour smell of love on this face is really eye-catching.
Zhuang Youxian always looks like he loves money as much as his life. It's quite funny when he suddenly talks about love.
It turns out he likes Linglong.
"I told Zhuang Youxian, it turns out that you have been secretly in love with Linglong, and you are still secretly reading love letters here."
Zhuang Youxian was shocked by me.
He patted his chest with his hands, looking shocked.
I said, Mr. Ferryman, do you want to scare me to death?
Haha, I wrote a love letter and didn’t give it to others. I recited it here. It’s an endless aftertaste.
Zhuang Youxian blushed when I said it.
"Sir, please stop teasing me. I am thin-skinned."
"My God, you are so thin-skinned? I'm afraid you have some misunderstandings about this."
"Sir, please don't tell Linglong, I'm afraid she will reject me."
"Since you like her, why do you have to target her everywhere? You're done only if you make her unhappy every time."
"Sir, if I told you that maybe this is love, would you believe it?"
I shook my head, expressing my confusion.
Shouldn't love be expressed? You can only make us think that you hate her instead of loving her.
Zhuang Youxian frowned and said, "Is my way of expression wrong?"
I'm dizzy. If you chase a girl like this, you'll be a bachelor for the rest of your life.
"Sir, please teach me what should I do? You must have a knack for being surrounded by so many beauties."
"If you like her, you should let her do what she wants, but don't target her everywhere."
Zhuang Youxian rubbed his head and said: "Linglong bought a dress that day, and she asked me if I was beautiful. I said beautiful, and then she said, something doesn't feel right, and it didn't work well, so I said, you should lose weight.
, she would be more beautiful if she lost ten pounds, so she got angry and ignored me for two days."
Poof!
I almost sprayed a mouthful of water on Zhuang Youxian's face.
"You, a straight man, talk so rudely, and you still want to chase girls. If I were a girl, I wouldn't pay attention to you. How can you talk like that?"
"Then what should I do? I know Linglong likes you. Compared with you, I feel a little stressed."
I patted Zhuang Youxian on the shoulder and said, "Don't worry, as long as you really love her, you will definitely move her."
At this moment, Diao Da Zhuangfeng arrived in a hurry.
As soon as he entered the house, he shouted: "Pour me some water quickly, my throat is smoking."
Could it be that Diao Dazhuang came to me because he had news about Xia Shirley?
Gudong, gudong.
Diao Dazhuang drank two large glasses of water, wiped his lips and said, "Mr. Zhang, there is news about your girlfriend."
"Where is she?"
"Wangting Mountain."
Chapter completed!