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Chapter 49(1/2)

Rumeng, if my magic power had not been greatly increased, I would definitely not be able to dodge this knife.

I reacted with my wits and dodged the knife with a flash of my head.

My ears feel very cold. If I slow down a little bit, my ears will be chopped off!

I sucked all the yin energy out of Shasha.

It's impossible for that dirty thing to get to Yu Qian again.

But it passed right under my nose, how weird is this?!

Shasha has fainted.

I let go of Sha Sha and swung the iron needle straight at Yu Qian.

Yu’s mother was completely frightened.

Even though the dirty things had escaped onto Yu Qian's body, after all, I had already absorbed all the yin energy.

It wasn't that strong anymore. I knocked off her kitchen knife with an iron needle in just one move.

Then he pressed Yu Qian hard.

Yu's mother asked tremblingly: "What's wrong with Yu Qian? Why did she kill you? Did you do something sorry for her?!"

I said, "Auntie, she bumped into someone else. Also, I'm either her boyfriend or just a friend."

Mother Yu said: "The cake seller, is it Shasha who brought the dirty things?"

I nodded.

Mother Yu said again: "Don't think that because Auntie has a foreign face, she wants to fool me. Auntie grew up eating here and knows everything. As an ordinary friend, her intimate clothes will be on you?!

If you get tired of Yu Qian, I will persuade Yu Qian to separate from you and won't pester you. It's not sweet to force yourself. Auntie is very open-minded."

Okay, I'm speechless.

I can't explain it anymore, the more I describe it, the darker it gets.

When Yu Ma saw that I was silent, she said to me: "Catch that dirty thing out and show it to Auntie. Auntie has only heard about it, but she has never seen it with her own eyes!"

I said, "Auntie, you can take a look if you want. Could you please give me a glass of cold water?"

That dirty thing knows I'm going to catch it.

He tried his best to hide in Yu Qian's unspeakable place.

That dirty thing has been drained of its yin energy by me, which means it has lost its magic power.

That means you can't control Yu Qian's thinking.

Yu Qian felt the presence of that dirty thing.

He said to me: "Go ahead and catch it boldly. Take it out. I want to see who is trying to harm me!"

Mother Yu also encouraged: "Catch him quickly. Why is a grown man so shy? If you were in our country of Russia, you wouldn't even be able to find a girlfriend!"

When my mother-in-law said this, I really couldn't stand it.

But I may never learn to be as cheeky as Lao Qiao Diaomei!

I quickly stretched out my hand to grab the thing from Yu Qian.

That thing is very good at hiding, I caught it several times.

Yu Qian hissed and frowned, and finally I caught her.

I see you're still going to run away this time!

I said: "I am the ferryman from the underworld, who are you and why are you here to cause trouble?"

A familiar female voice said: "Can you sew my head? Help me sew my head."

I had already guessed it was the headless female corpse.

Stop talking nonsense to her and recite the spell.

He directly pulled the headless female corpse out of Yu Qian's body.

Both mother and daughter were so frightened that they could not close their mouths.

No matter what I ask.

This female corpse just asked me to help her sew her head shut.

I think it was Lao Hui who gave her the medicine.

Just wait until the medicine wears off.

So he chanted a spell and stuffed the headless female body into the tea cup.

Then press the charm.

The mother and daughter looked at me helplessly.

Just stuff a woman into a tea cup.

They all couldn't help but respect me.

In fact, I know in my heart that this ghost looks like a human being.

But the physical attributes are completely different.

Human skeletal muscles cannot be compressed excessively.

But the skeletal muscles of Yin spirits have different attributes from those of humans.

It can be compressed hundreds of times, as long as you know the spell.

Yu's mother excitedly said to Yu Qian: "What do you mean, find me such a carrot-and-egg uncle. It turns out that he is so capable. If he were in our country of Russia, he could be the archbishop!"

Is she complimenting me? Why does it sound wrong to me?!

Yu Qian said with some embarrassment: "Mom, what are you talking about? He and I don't have that kind of relationship at all, they are just ordinary friends!"

Yu's mother smiled and said: "Mom, I understand, you are quarreling, maybe there is something that you can't resolve. Mom will teach you a trick. When you are at odds and can't convince each other, stop arguing about who is right and who is wrong. At this time,

You should give me a hug and a warm kiss, and all your problems will be solved. If you don’t believe me, give it a try.”

Yu Qian said dumbfounded: "Okay mom, we listen to you, you go to that room, we are going to hug and kiss each other now."

Mother Yu said: "You kiss yours, why do you have to carry someone behind your back? I'll look at this Yin spirit here for a while. It's so amazing. When I turn into a Yin spirit in the future, please don't put me in it."

In the teacup, it’s so uncomfortable!”

Afraid of embarrassing Yu Qian, I whispered to Yu Qian: "How about I go back?"

Yu Qian said with a surprised look on her face at that time: "What are you talking about? Didn't you see it? They must get rid of me. You don't protect me and you still want to leave. Do you want me to die quickly?!"

I'm going, I'm embarrassed to patronize you, why did I forget about this!

I said, "Okay, then I'll stay with you. Once I kill those people, you'll be fine."

Yu Qian also said firmly: "Zhang Erpi, as long as you kill those scumbags, I, Yu Qian, will take off the bracelet myself and hand it over to you intact."

My heart skipped a beat again.

Can this be accepted like an honorarium?

If you can't make up your mind at that time, you can ask Lao Qiao.

Yu's mother suddenly greeted me: "Uncle, come here quickly and take a look. This woman seems to be talking about something, not to mention sewing her head shut!"

I secretly thought that the drug must have worn off and I woke up.

I walked over and took a look, and indeed the head of the headless woman was blinking at me.

Tear off the talisman and release her.

But I still pressed her with my hands, making her as high as a tea cup.

Prevent her from expanding to normal height again.

Before I could ask, the headless girl sobbed: "I originally died in a car accident, my head was crushed off, and I was going to die, but I was stopped by Old Hui, who forced me to take Yuhun Powder and drove me to come.

Make trouble."

I said: "With my magic power, I still can't reattach your head. You can go to the No. 9 Furnace of the funeral home to find my clone. I will give you a drop of blood essence. He will naturally recognize it. His magic power is as good as that of Daluo Jinxian. Let him help."

You reattach your head, and then it will save you to the afterlife."

After hearing this, the headless girl burst into tears and knelt down in front of me and kowtowed repeatedly.

I pricked my fingertips and dripped blood on the requiem.

Then he put the charm on her forehead and said, "Go ahead. When you walk in the next life, don't lower your head and play with your phone again."

The headless girl nodded repeatedly while sobbing.

Yu's mother said to Yu Qian from the side: "Remember this lesson, I will see if you dare to look at your phone again when walking!"

I lit the incense and chanted a mantra to send the headless woman into the scent.

Seeing the headless girl drifting away with the scent, Yu Qian and I woke up Sha Sha.
To be continued...
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