Chapter 56(1/2)
I went there, and more than ten bad things happened at once.
The walls in the bathroom instantly became frosty, making it as cold as an ice cellar.
Black air billowed, and the air was filled with the foul smell of grave earth.
The choking person can't even breathe.
Although Ye Zihan is an Onmyoji.
He was so frightened by this formation that he got into my arms and couldn't stop shaking.
I said to her: "Do you understand why I hugged Chen Yuanyuan this time?"
Ye Zi said in a trembling voice: "Zhang Erpi, you are so brave, you even dare to provoke evil!"
I said: "So what if I mess with them, they just deserve to be beaten!"
Ye Zihan said with a tearful tone: "How long has it been and you are still bragging? Even two more ninth-level onmyojis can't defeat so many evil things. You really killed me!"
The leader of the group can be more than three meters tall, with sparse red hair on its head.
There are two dragons pulling the coffin embroidered on the chest.
I said to him: "I am a ferryman from the underworld, and I am here to do business. That blind man didn't recognize my official uniform and actually wanted to kill me, so I beat him!"
The leader, the red-haired Yinzai, looked me up and down and said, "Where are your official uniforms? I can't see them at all?"
Damn it, another blind comparison!
It's just on my body, you can't even see it!
The red-haired Yinzai turned to a group of his men and asked, "Have you seen him wearing ferry clothes?"
Those shady men shook their heads in confusion and said, "Didn't you see that? I just saw this boy hugging two beauties on the left and right!"
Damn it, I'm rich, here's a bunch of stupid comparisons!
Look at them shaking their chains and eager to lock me up.
I said calmly: "I'll go down with you and meet your leader. I don't believe you can even see my ferry uniform!"
The red-haired Yin Chao said to his subordinates: "Take these two women down with us. One is at the end of his life, and the other is going down below to make notes."
Chains were swung over and put around the necks of the three of us.
I sneered and said: "You really don't want to hang out anymore. If you dare to lock me up, we will see how I deal with you later!"
The red-haired Yinzai sneered and waved his hand.
My vision went dark and my body suddenly sank.
Falling down like falling into an abyss.
Finally, we landed directly at the small government office in this area.
There was chaos all around, and the gloomy air was lingering, and the sun, moon and stars could not be seen.
The layout of the yamen is similar to a paper pavilion, antique.
On the large stone pillar at the door, two tomb-suppressing beasts were tied with large iron chains.
His mouth was wide open, as if he wanted to eat someone.
The two girls were so frightened that they hugged me tightly and refused to let go.
That's not good.
After all, we have arrived at the Yamen Gate, and we are also the ninth-level censor.
It was unbecoming to be held by two beauties like this.
I persuaded the two of them to let go, but it was the first time for both women to be in such a terrifying place.
I was so scared that if I didn’t hold me, my legs would be so weak that I wouldn’t be able to stand up.
The three of us were escorted into the lobby.
Two rows of Yincha stood on both sides of the lobby, looking majestic.
Behind the desk sits the film judge.
At first glance, he looks fierce, with a sinister and cunning old face.
The gangsters on both sides yelled in unison: "Kneel down!"
I took a look at the judge. There were three dragons pulling coffins embroidered on the chest of his official uniform.
Suddenly I felt confident.
He said arrogantly: "Who is going to kneel down to whom? I am the ferryman of the world, you should kneel down to me!"
The judge slapped the people in shock.
He shouted sternly: "You said you are a ferryman, what proof do you have?"
I said, "I'm wearing this ferry uniform, can't you see it?"
The judge looked at me carefully.
He said angrily: "I think you're a little bastard who's just tired of living. Now that you're here, you still dare to talk nonsense. Come on, you'll be put on death row, and you'll be executed in the future!"
The two girls were immediately frightened and burst into tears at the same time.
This is so bad, this idiot can't even see my ferry uniform!
Is there something wrong with my ferry suit?
I have to send a message to ask Lao Qiao.
I immediately said to the judge: "Wait a minute, I want to make a phone call. Also, I have a probing finger, which can also prove that I am a ferryman."
I took a step forward and extended my vaginal finger to the judge.
Instantly sucking all the negative energy around the judge.
The judge was stunned for a moment, and then said doubtfully: "Just because you have a probing finger, it doesn't prove that you are a ferryman in the world. You have to use official uniform to prove it. For the sake of your probing finger, I can let you make a phone call, but
You can't use the phone to talk to the real world here, you can only talk to people in your dreams."
I told you Lao Qiao’s birthday and horoscope.
An evil fate sent me to Lao Qiao's dream tunnel.
Let me go, Lao Qiao’s dream is full of mountains of meat, sea of wine, and clouds of beauties.
When Lao Qiao saw me, he couldn't help being shocked and said, "Why are you here?"
I said, "Why can't you see my ferry uniform?"
Lao Qiao said with a smile: "That's because you smeared the blood on the dragon's eyes with your fingertips. Just wipe the serum off the dragon's eyes with spit, and then they can see it."
Let me go, that’s what happened.
Why didn't this old Qiao tell me earlier and cause so much trouble?
I quickly wiped the serum off the dragon's eyes with spit.
Turn around and walk out of Lao Qiao's dream through the passage.
This time I stood proudly in front of the judge.
The judge looked at me and asked expressionlessly: "Is it done?"
I said: "It's done, you should see it this time, right?"
The judge was stunned.
He yelled: "Send them all to death row!"
I was confused at the time, what is going on?!
The evil spirits couldn't help but drag us by the iron chains and take us to death row.
I said to the man who sent me to death row: "Your judge is just a three-dragon coffin puller, and I am a nine-dragon coffin puller. How dare he imprison me?!"
Yin Chai looked at me with strange eyes and said: "Brother, you are shirtless and have nothing but a piece of flesh. Where did you get the nine dragons to pull the coffin? You don't have the brain to be stimulated. How dare you play with the judge?"
Emperor's New Clothes!"
I went and wiped away the blood with spit, why can’t I see it?!
Yin Chai locked the door with a clang, turned around and left.
Chen Yuanyuan asked in a low voice: "Brother Erpi, did you lose your ferry uniform?"
I said: "No, it's impossible. I've always worn it and never taken it off."
Chen Yuanyuan said: "Brother Erpi, it might have been stolen or taken away by the person who gave you the ferry clothes. You really have nothing on you now. You even took off your coat, just the clothes."
If you let people see your arms, you have to wear a ferry suit!"
I lowered my head and took another look.
The ferry uniform is always on me.
To be continued...