Damn it, I’m so memorized. Isn’t this woman the fat woman in the taxi just now?

It seems that this body belongs to her man, and that body is for fifteen hundred yuan.

The man she forced to death by jumping off the building.

Oops, why am I so unlucky to end up with a useless person?

But it's still better than a bad old man.

I looked at the fat woman who was scared to death.

I thought, I want you to know something awesome.

Look at me, Zhang Erpi, how I will treat you in the future.

"It's a fake corpse? It's a fake corpse!"

The funeral home staff also started shouting.

At this time, a man ran over, it was Master Ma who wanted to cremate me.

Long time no see, Master Ma is still as timid as before, huddled up in a ball.

I really wonder how he had the courage to work in a funeral parlor for so many years.

"Master Ma? Don't be afraid, I'm not dead! I'm alive."

I said to Master Ma.

"Ah? You still know that my surname is Ma. It's over, don't take me down there. I have an old man and a young man. I just fulfilled my responsibility and cremated you. Your death has nothing to do with me. You

If you want to find it, just go to your wife."

Seeing Master Ma so frightened, I got off the cremator.

He tried to help him, but failed. Master Ma fainted with a bang.

Is this nonsense? I looked at the fat woman next to me.

As soon as he rolled his eyes, he stretched out his hand and walked towards her.

"Why are you hitting me? I want to take you with me." I said as I walked towards the fat woman.

"Ah, no, you damn ghost, you want to take me with you even after you die. Get out of here."

The fat woman said while patting her with her hands.

Just then, Manager Zhuang came over.

He ran over with a few security guards to take a look.

Said: "You, you are a human or a ghost."

This bank manager is still so greasy.

I just wanted to tease them, so I grabbed the fat woman's neck with both hands.

The fat woman was so frightened that she fainted on the spot.

I managed to scare two people unconscious, and someone shouted to call the police.

The security guard also brought an electric baton over. I knew I couldn't go too far, otherwise it would not end well.

I pretended to faint for a moment, and then someone came over and touched me.

Shouted: "This man is not dead, he is still breathing."

Then, the crematorium turned into a mess.

How can a living person be released into a cremation hall? If he was really burned, he would not be a murderer.

After some noise, I sat up.

The fat woman also woke up. When she saw that I was not dead, she wanted to come over and beat me again.

"Damn woman, you forced me to jump off the building. If you touch me, I will call the police immediately and let you spend the rest of your life in jail."

I pointed at the fierce fat woman and said.

"You, you dare?" The fat woman was obviously threatened by me.

"If you are trying to hurt me, do you think I dare to do it?"

I wasn't dead, but I made a big fuss at the funeral parlor. I pretended to have a headache.

I asked the fat woman to help me go home.

Because of this, it was even published in the newspapers. I jumped from the tenth floor.

It's a miracle that he didn't die.

A reporter wanted to interview me, but I refused.

The fat woman was furious when she saw that I was still alive. I just entered the house.

She kept mumbling, "There are men who want this kind of woman, and I'm drunk too."

Their family is too poor. The house is about 50 square meters, with two bedrooms and one living room.

It was extremely crowded, and there were piles of cardboard boxes piled up in the room, filling the entire living room.

There is no extra furniture in the house except a TV and a dining table.

My heart is also quite sad.

No wonder this man wanted to jump off the building. With his family living like this, why are he still alive?

I looked in the mirror at the door and saw that I looked like this.

He is tall and thin and lacks nutrition at first glance.

It's just okay, so don't pick one. It's not easy to find a physical body at the last moment.

The pig threw me a quilt and said: "You will sleep in the living room from now on. If you want to die, it will be bad luck for you."

I feel sick to my stomach when I look at the fat woman's behavior. Who the hell is sleeping with you? Let's just dream.

I couldn't sleep in the living room, thinking about Xia Shirley and Wang Fugui.

I checked all my pockets and found no cell phone.

Doesn't this guy even have a mobile phone? I secretly walked towards the bedroom.

I saw the fat woman’s cell phone on the bedside table.

I walked over, reached out and picked up the phone.

Just as she was about to turn around, the fat woman shouted: "Song Kun, what are you going to do? Do you still want to be beaten?"

"Are you being mean? Let me ask you, where is my cell phone?" I said angrily.

"Oh, you are acting now. You have become emboldened after dying. If you dare to talk to me like this, are you looking for death?"

The fat woman said, and her fist came towards me.

I didn't even try to hide, I grabbed her fist.

The fat woman couldn't pull him back no matter how hard she tried with her fists. She got anxious and kicked her with one foot.

I pulled her hard and she fell off the bed to the floor.

It fell hard.

"Oh, you damn Song Kun, you want to throw me to death."

"Why is my life so miserable? You actually hit me. Just beat me to death. I don't want to live anymore."

The fat woman looked like she was going to be a rogue.

He thrust his head toward me, looking like he was about to die.

I have seen this kind of woman many times, so I kicked her hard on her butt.

The pain was so severe that she couldn't get up.
Chapter completed!