Chapter 677
"Pizi, you are really serious about it. It is for both men and women. I will obey you."
"Go away, Cuihua has only been away for two days and you are already starting to get sick. Wait until Cuihua comes back and see if I don't tell her." I glared at Wang Fugui and said.
I thought I could threaten him, but Wang Fugui said disdainfully: "You just kissed another girl. I saw it. Xia Shirley is upstairs. Do you want me to tell her now?"
"You dare!"
Unexpectedly, I let this kid defeat an entire army.
"If you dare to say a word, if I don't kick you out, you won't have enough food in prison, right?"
"No, you are serious, isn't my uncle teasing you? Look at how stingy you are."
While we were having fun, we went upstairs. When we opened the door of the box, we were dumbfounded.
The three girls hugged each other and were completely drunk.
What's even more funny is that they were still talking nonsense. Xia Xueli said: Zhang Erpi is mine, I can lend it to you for two days at most.
The seventh sister said: If two days is not enough, it will take a week anyway, otherwise she will not have enough fun.
Zheng Yahui was even more ruthless. She said she would get some odd and even numbers, 135, 246, Saturday and Sunday, and the three of them would share the numbers equally.
I knew they were drunk and talking nonsense, but I still wanted to laugh. What did they think of me?
Wang Fugui said unhappily on the side: "You said they are all men, why is there no one to rob me? Erpi, show me, when will I be able to have such good luck as you? There won't be so many girls fighting for me, Erpi."
One is enough, Cuihua in the province doesn’t care about me, she thinks no one wants me except her.”
"Go away, you kid is always merciful if you don't attract peach blossoms. If you provoke peach blossoms, you will die."
"We are all men, can't you understand me? If a man doesn't behave well, his life will be in vain."
I really admire Wang Fugui for finding such a good excuse to pick up girls.
How can this be done? It was not easy to get the three women into the car. No one let go, and the three of them hugged each other tightly.
In the end, I really had no choice and took them all to my house.
Throw the three of them on my big bed, and the three of them will sleep like one.
It seems that I really have nothing to do with it. Wang Fugui was crying and said: "Pizi, you are so lucky. Otherwise, you can take them all. Look at Wei Xiaobao sleeping with seven wives at once. You
There are only three of them, okay, okay.”
Seeing Wang Fugui's obscene look, I gave him a kick on the butt.
"Stay where you can. If you dare to touch any of them, you are drunk. When you sober up, if I hear you say this, I will eat you. Do you believe it?"
"Well, Xin, so, I can't help such a powerful girl, so I'll keep it for you."
Wang Fugui wiped his saliva and left.
When I looked at these three beauties, each of them beautiful in their own way, I really pictured Wei Xiaobao in my mind.
Just as I was about to leave, Zheng Yahui grabbed my hand. Her hand was very hot and her breathing was rapid.
"I feel so uncomfortable, so uncomfortable." Zheng Yahui said as she sat up and hugged me.
I'm quite excited. Is it really Wei Xiaobao's plot?
But the next second, I couldn't get excited anymore.
Because she vomited all over me, forget about the smell.
I pinched my nose and managed to clean it up. Xia Xueli vomited again, followed by the seventh sister.
My nightmare began, and I didn't rest at all that night.
By the time it got up, I was already exhausted and collapsed on the bed.
"Zhang Erpi? You bastard!" Xia Xueli's scream woke me up.
"What's wrong?" I suddenly sat up.
"You actually slept with us? And..." Xia Xueli said, pointing to the pajamas on the three of them.
"Who changed our clothes? Why are you here? Have you done anything to make me sorry?" Xia Xueli's repeated questions woke up Zheng Yahui and Seventh Sister.
Zheng Yahui and Seventh Sister also misunderstood me and looked at me with suspicion.
"Sisters, no, you are my ancestors. I accepted it. I didn't do anything, really!" I explained weakly.
"We didn't do anything. The four of us slept together. We didn't do anything. Why did we change our clothes? We didn't do anything. You are so tired!"
I.
When she asked, Zheng Yahui and Seventh Sister were also led astray.
"Yes, why are you so tired?" Seventh Sister and Zheng Yahui asked at the same time.
I almost got mad at the three of them and pointed to the pile of pots on the ground.
"You three have been vomiting all night, and you still have the nerve to say that I am so tired? Your clothes are all stained by vomit. How can you sleep if you don't change them? I changed them for you with my eyes closed. I am so tired that I am paralyzed. Who cares to look at you?"
Really."
I stood up and suddenly felt dizzy and almost stopped standing.
I was so angry that I didn't even look back and went to the bedroom.
Leave the three of Xia Xueli and the others in the room. You look at me, and I look at you.
Wang Fugui picked up the joke and said: "You three are really devils. My eldest nephew was tortured by you last night. Let me show you how you three tortured him. I even left a video as evidence."
Wang Fugui laughed and threw the phone on the bed as he spoke.
The three of them took the phone and looked at it, and they were all embarrassed.
I still have to praise Wang Fugui for this, even though he was filming the video at the time.
Chapter completed!