Chapter 76(1/2)
Both Yu Qian and Hu Xiangning saw it.
Hu Xiangning was a little afraid of me and leaned against me.
He asked in a low voice: "Zhang Erpi, what is that?"
I said, "You don't understand even after I tell you. Don't ask. Be careful to scare it away. I won't be able to cure your stomachache."
Hu Xiangning's body was trembling slightly and she whispered: "How do you want to use that thing to cure my stomach pain? I'm so scared by it that my calves are cramping."
I said: "You will know as soon as I catch it."
Yu Qian couldn't help but want to look back at that thing.
I was afraid that Yu Qian would scare the mountain spirit, so I glared at her and signaled her not to look back.
Yu Qian also stared at me angrily.
Mountain spirits are very timid, but that doesn't stop them from harming people.
If you encounter a weak and sick person passing through the mountains.
It will try every means to confuse people and then suck away their energy.
Out of the corner of my eye, I saw the mountain spirit hiding behind a tree.
I was running around anxiously, wanting to go out to eat chicken, but I was afraid of the three of us.
I saw that the yellow mud was baked into a hard shell and the chicken was also roasted.
I peeled off the yellow mud shell.
Naturally, all the chicken feathers inside were taken away by the yellow mud shell.
A plump and juicy roasted pheasant is freshly baked.
The fragrance overflowed, and this time the mountain spirit was so greedy that half of its body was stretched out.
The big nostrils are sniffing hard in this direction.
But the mountain spirit is a very spiritual thing, and it senses potential danger.
I signaled to Hu Xiangning that she could make out with me.
We can't walk away at this time. If we walk away, the chicken will be left there.
The mountain spirit will think it is a trap.
Even if we really leave, it won't come over.
Hu Xiangning asked in a low voice with a confused look on her face: "Why do I need to make out with you?"
I said: "The mountain spirit is not only greedy, but also very lustful. If it sees us making out, it will not be able to help but come over, and I will have the opportunity to let it eat chicken."
Hu Xiangning suddenly realized: "Oh, so that's it. How should I be intimate with you?"
Let me go, how should I answer this? Can’t I understand the spirit?!
I don't know how to answer.
Yu Qian whispered from the side: "You two can kiss, and then I'll put on lipstick here to ensure that the mountain spirit comes over."
As soon as we muttered, the mountain spirit became even more frightened.
He turned around and wanted to leave.
Hu Xiangning used her peripheral vision to see the mountain spirit leaving.
If the mountain spirit left, there would be no cure for her stomachache.
Hu Xiangning couldn't care less when she was anxious.
He grabbed my neck and kissed me.
When the mountain spirit saw it, he immediately stopped moving.
Yu Qian took out her small cosmetic bag and started applying heavy makeup.
I quickly put on a dreamy make-up.
She looks more charming than a fairy.
She kept applying lip oil to her plump, bright lips.
The lips were left shiny and shiny, which made the mountain spirits look stupid.
Hu Xiangning was nervous and excited while secretly looking at Shan Jing while kissing her.
Seeing that the mountain spirit didn't leave, but turned around and looked at it stupidly, the kiss became even more passionate.
It smacks and makes a fragrant sound.
The mountain spirit finally couldn't bear it anymore. It couldn't stand the temptation of this atmosphere.
I want to come over and join in the fun.
It first approached us slowly, then suddenly turned around and left.
After walking about ten steps, we saw that we were paying no attention to it and had no intention of pursuing it.
Then he walked back carefully.
Started to circle around us.
The big nostrils kept sniffing the air.
Check for any dangerous smells.
We turn a blind eye to it.
This idiot finally let down his guard and started smiling at us.
Laughing is really uglier than crying.
I hugged Hu Xiangning and looked very comfortable.
Aida glanced at Shan Jing and said, "Want to eat chicken?"
The mountain spirit opened its mouth with big yellow teeth, smiled and nodded at me.
I deliberately inserted a long stick into the chicken.
Hand it to it from a distance so that it doesn't have to worry about me grabbing it with my hands.
The mountain spirit kept staring at my eyes and took it carefully.
Then he immediately ran back behind the tree and ate it.
While eating, I secretly looked at Yu Qian.
Yu Qian asked me in a low voice: "Zhang Erpi, what's the next step? You won't let me lure it into kissing and then catch it, right?"
I teased in a low voice: "You are so smart. Not only do you have to kiss it, but you also have to kiss it to make it confused so that I can catch it."
Yu Qian suddenly collapsed and said angrily: "Zhang Erpi, you bastard, it makes me sick to death even if you look at it, I won't even kiss you if you line it up!"
Hu Xiangning thought what I said was true.
Then she begged: "Sister Yu Qian, for my sake, just do what Zhang Erpi says. You see, I even kissed Zhang Erpi. In fact, Zhang Erpi is not much prettier than that mountain spirit!"
I'm dizzy. Am I that sick?!
I can't nag anymore, it hurts my self-esteem too much.
I saw the mountain spirit swallow a chicken in several mouthfuls.
I made a hand gesture with my hands and recited the mantra.
A red thread hidden in the belly of the chicken in advance.
It flew directly from the mountain spirit's mouth to my hand.
The other end of the red line follows my spell,
Tie a knot in its belly.
Tangled tightly in its heart, liver and lungs.
I pulled the red line and caught the mountain spirit like a fish.
Hu Xiangning was so excited that she kissed me hard and said: "Zhang Erpi, you are amazing, how did you do it?!"
Yu Qian rolled her eyes at me.
Then he said to Hu Xiangning: "Silly sister, be careful if he catches you like this, just like he did to the mountain spirit, he will take the elixir out of your belly and throw you away again!"
I immediately said with a guilty conscience: "Hu Xiangning, don't listen to her, I, Zhang Erpi, am not the kind of heartless person!"
Hu Xiangning snorted coldly: "Come on, Sister Yu Qian is right, you are a villain who is unjust and unjust. I really need to be careful about you. You are trying to get close to me, so you may not have any bad intentions towards me!"
I'll go, I can't open my mouth to borrow pills now.
I can’t blame Yu Qian, Yu Qian also likes me.
When he saw that I liked Hu Xiangning, he became jealous and started a fight with me.
To be continued...