"She was good-looking and had good conditions, so I agreed and we planned to get married next month. But last night...last night, I suddenly woke up at night and found...that the person sleeping next to me was actually a man.

"

"Not to mention how disgusting it is, when I think about what happened recently, I feel panicked. I didn't sleep all night, so I just watched my girlfriend. When it was dawn, she got up. I could see her clearly.

She turned into a woman again, and she said in my ear that she would take me to her house tonight. I was afraid of being harmed, so I came to see you, Boss Zhang, what should I do?"

Jia Jun started to sweat as he spoke.

"Brother, you should just come to our boss. Our boss is a descendant of the Qiao family. If any evil ghost sees our boss, it will be like meeting the Lord of Hell. You don't have to be afraid of this. With our boss, everything will be fine."

." Jane said proudly while eating potato chips.

"That's great. I just heard that Boss Zhang is a very powerful onmyoji, so I came here. Do you think my girlfriend is really an evil spirit?" Jia Jun asked me with his big eyes.

"Haha, you have a lot of yin energy. This female ghost must be in love with you and want to recruit you as your yin son-in-law."

ah……

Jia Jun immediately hugged me and said: "Boss Zhang, tell me how much it will cost to help me get rid of that female ghost. I don't want to die..."

"I was a virgin who lost my body to a female ghost. I feel so embarrassed if I tell anyone about it. I didn't expect that my first girlfriend turned out to be a female ghost. Wow... I really don't want to live anymore."

Jia Jun hugged my arm and started crying.

However, his words stunned me, Zhen Meimei, and Mao Shisan.

I couldn't help but laugh, this Jia Jun is really a weirdo.

He is still a virgin in his thirties, and he had the nerve to tell us that we were too embarrassed to listen.

I coughed twice and said, "Well, calm down. This matter is easy to handle. How can I give you this?"

Jia Jun let go of my arm and said, "To tell you the truth, I have mysophobia, which is worse for women. My criteria for choosing a girlfriend is that the ratio of body measurements must be 3:2:3."

"If it weren't for this ratio, I wouldn't be able to accept it."

"What? Your request is a bit too much. Which girl can be so perfect? ​​Do you think it's a supermodel? If you meet a girl you like, but her measurements are just a little off, what will you do?" Jane asked pretty and juicy.

road.

Unexpectedly, Jia Jun said without hesitation: "I won't accept it. Two years ago, I had a colleague who liked me very much. She was good-looking, but her measurements were just 1 centimeter off, so I refused.

Already."

Jane spat out a mouthful of potato chips and said, "Are you sick? You can't even be 1 centimeter away? How old are you? If you can't find a girl with the right measurements in your life, will you be single?"

Jane said incredibly.

Jia Jun nodded and said: "That girl said the same thing, saying that I am almost thirty, and if I wait two years, no woman will fall in love with me. But I would rather be in need than in excess, and I must stay safe for my true love."

"I believe that I will meet the right girl, so I met Xixi a month ago. She is so perfect, so perfect that it breaks my heart. I love her so much, but...

But why is she not a human, but a ghost..."

Jia Jun said, crying again, and said, God, why are you so unfair? It's so hard to find the right one, why are you still not a human being?

Zhenmei couldn't stand it anymore and burst into laughter.

"God still has eyes. Who told you to be so harsh and insist on finding a woman with perfect measurements? Now you have found a woman, but she is not a human being? Haha..." Zhenmei laughed so hard that she almost lost her temper.

"Okay, this is my guest, can you be more serious?" I said beautifully, but I couldn't stand it anymore.

"You can do this for one hundred thousand yuan. If you agree, I will take it."

"What? One hundred thousand? Are you trying to blackmail me? It's not even one hundred thousand, even if it's just a conspiracy." Jia Jun opened his mouth and said.

"If you think it's too much, go to someone else's house. There are a lot of shady gentlemen on this street, so I won't force you."

"I, that's not what I meant. It's just that I teach physical education and don't have that much money. If I had money, I wouldn't bargain."

Looking at Jia Jun's expression, I said: "We have rules in this business and we cannot bargain on price, because I am doing a life-threatening job. The money you take is to eliminate the disaster. If the money is not paid, the disaster will not be eliminated."

"

"But this hundred thousand yuan is my wife's wife's capital. If I give it to you, what will my wife do?"

"Brother, if you think about it, if you let a female ghost take away your life, where would you go to get a wife? It's wrong. If you go to the underworld to be a son-in-law, you can save money and have a wife with perfect measurements. Isn't that perfect?

"?" Jane said sarcastically from the side.

Jia Junyi gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, I'll take the money, but what about your after-sales service?"

What is this? After-sales service? I don’t sell anything, so how can I get after-sales service?

I am a little speechless. No wonder this person attracts evil spirits and has a brain problem.

"Brother, we are secretive. If we don't sell things, let alone provide after-sales service?" Zhen Lili said.

Jia Jun said hey: "I was selling electrical appliances part-time a few days ago. I'm used to talking about after-sales service. I'm sorry. I mean, can you guarantee that the female ghost won't come to me in the future? Don't let her leave in the past two days. It will be a while."

Time is coming for me, so what should I do?"

"Don't worry, our boss has never done anything like what you mentioned. If that were the case, we would cure it for you for free."

"Oh, that's good, that's good, what do I need to do?" Jia Jun asked.

"Tell me first how you met." I asked.

"We met on a dark and windy night at the beach."

As soon as I heard that the night was dark and the wind was high, I felt that there was something wrong with Jia Jun's mind.

What normal girl would go to the beach on a dark and windy night?

Jia Jun said that that night he and a few buddies went to the beach to have supper outdoors.

Because I drank, I didn't take the car and wanted to get some fresh air and enjoy the sea breeze.

I walked all the way along the seaside. I drank too much that day and I don’t know how long I walked.

When I walked to a deserted place, I accidentally did a big somersault.

When he got up, he found movement on the mountainside, which made him feel dismayed.

Jia Jun took advantage of his drink and walked over.

He hid behind a large rock, and there was a group of people on the edge of the mountain.

There were men and women, standing there with their heads lowered, and there was a red sedan next to them.

The sedan was so red that it was eye-catching.

Jia Jun drank too much at the time and didn't think much about it. Maybe some tourist group was doing some kind of team building here.

It's quite mysterious.

At this moment, a man came out of the sedan.

The man seemed to have lost his soul and had no expression at all.

I sneered and said, "You are really a tough guy. Those people are not human, so they won't come out."

"Oh, I drank too much at the time. I couldn't tell the difference between someone and someone else. Now that I think about it, I'm afraid. Don't interrupt me. I haven't finished speaking yet."

Jia Jun added: Because he drank too much, he couldn't stand still and rowed directly from behind the reef.

I happened to fall next to the man. The man was so frightened that he fainted.

Others were particularly aggressive when looking at me, and they rushed towards me with their teeth and claws bared.

I was confused at the time, thinking that they were angry because I ruined their good deeds.

I ran, running as hard as I could, and the group of people behind me chased me hard.

I ran for a long time, but couldn't run anymore, so I fell down on the beach.

I think it's broken now, so I'm just waiting for a beating.

As a result, a beautiful woman appeared next to me. She was very beautiful and had a very good figure.

She helped me up, asked me where my home was, and wanted to take me home.

I fell in love with Xixi at first sight because she was the right girl sent to me by God.

Jia Jun said, his eyes filled with light.

You can imagine how perfect the female ghost Xixi is.

"Brother, even an inexperienced person like me has heard that there is something wrong with that woman, don't you have any doubt at all?" Zhenmei asked in confusion.

"I, I was a little skeptical at the time, but she is so perfect, and I don't want to believe the facts that shattered my dream."

What you bumped into that day was Xixi's shady marriage. She was marrying a shady son-in-law, but you broke it up.

The group of men and women who had their heads lowered after violating the gift were all the paper figures of Xixi's burial.

They are slaves. If they find you colliding, of course they will chase you, and they will eat you.

But later, the female ghost Xixi actually fell in love with you.

That's why I didn't eat you, but went home with you.

"What? What I encountered was a secret marriage?"

"That's right!"

"Then, if Xixi said she wants to marry me, is she also going to have a secret marriage?"

"What do you think? How can a living person marry a dead person?"
Chapter completed!