Chapter 8 Chicken Crows Soul
As soon as I said these words, everyone present was stunned.
They all looked at me like I was mentally ill.
Curator Huang stepped forward and examined Mr. Zhao very professionally.
Then he shook his head to his family members with a sad expression and said, "Please forgive me and accept the change, he is no longer here!"
Lao Huang was a Taoist priest, and his magical power was unpredictable.
His words are authoritative,
Since he said he was dead, no one would doubt him.
Could it be that my vaginal test is inaccurate?
Impossible, it was sent by the ferryman, how could it be inaccurate!
Only later did I understand that no matter how high Lao Huang’s morals were, how could he compare with my vaginal finger.
I used my vaginal finger to find out that the inner side of my elbow was warm, and it felt like I was losing my soul.
But what Lao Huang found with his mortal hands was cold, not soul loss, but death.
I said to Wang Mingzhu: "Wang Mingzhu, don't you know magic? Call your godfather's soul immediately. Call the soul back and he will be alive."
Wang Mingzhu said coldly: "Zhang Erpi, everyone is very sad after something like this happened. Can you please stop messing around!"
He turned around and complained to Lao Huang in a low voice: "Why did you find such a partner for our sisters? He is poor, not handsome, and mentally ill!"
Lao Huang whispered: "Senior brother did not find this for you. Only his destiny can suppress the No. 9 furnace. This is God's will, and there is nothing that senior brother can do!"
Master Qiao once taught me a native method of calling souls, but I don’t know if it’s easy to use or not?
Since the No. 9 furnace accident, Master Qiao has disappeared and his phone calls have been unreachable.
The work unit went to his house to look for him, but couldn't find anyone.
I guessed that he was either hiding or something happened.
I said to Director Huang: "Don't call the police yet. Someone buy me a three-yellow chicken immediately. If I can't wake Mr. Zhao up, it's not too late for you to call the police."
Lao Huang had no choice but to do as he was told and bought me a three-yellow chicken.
I thought to myself, since that ferry suit was given to me by the ferryman,
Those clothes are definitely not ordinary, they should have magic power,
He said that I can see him when I put on that suit of clothes. Can he possess my body?
Then I can borrow his magic power, which would be awesome!
Even if this were not the case, I should be more effective if I put it on to summon Mr. Zhao's soul.
When I put on that cool ferry suit,
It really dazzled everyone present, even Wang Mingzhu’s eyes lit up.
Manager Zhuang muttered angrily: "It looks like the real thing. I'll make you look good when I can't wake you up!"
I was also unsure, so I secretly muttered to the ferryman: "Boss, don't cheat me, I'm just helping you with things!"
I lit a cigarette and stuffed it into the chicken's mouth.
Then he held the three-yellow chicken with its butt facing forward and its head facing back.
Around Mr. Zhao, turn left three times and right three times.
While walking, recite the Resurrection Mantra.
After walking three times, something strange happened. There was a cigarette in the chicken's mouth.
It was like being sucked out by a chicken, and everything turned into ashes in an instant.
Then the chicken's neck looked like a broken tendon, its head drooped, and it died.
At the same time as the chicken died, I clearly felt my hand sink.
The soul brought me back,
If the human soul hooks into the chicken, it would be strange if the chicken does not swell to death!
I slammed the chicken onto Mr. Zhao,
Shouted: "Mr. Zhao, get up!"
It was as if Mr. Zhao was woken up by my shouting in his sleep,
He opened his eyes with excitement and sat up from the rest chair.
He looked at me in fragments, not knowing what was going on.
Wang Mingzhu was surprised and told Mr. Zhao what happened.
Mr. Zhao immediately stood up and bowed deeply to me and said, "Thank you so much, Master, for saving my life. Master is really a god!"
Mr. Zhao's entourage saw Mr. Zhao bowing to me.
They all bowed to me in unison,
After Sanbai's eyes were stunned for a moment, he had to bow accordingly.
Wang Mingzhu gave me a thumbs up and said in approval: "Okay, Zhang Erpi, after a while, he is really qualified to go on a blind date with our sisters!"
After receiving Wang Mingzhu's approval, I felt excited.
I really want to start with her first and have a taste of what it's like to have a female CEO be my wife.
Shen Xiaocen, who had been paying attention to me in the dark, gave me a charming look,
I kept my mouth shut, as if I learned all this from her.
Mr. Zhao personally presented a card with both hands and said: "Master, I cannot thank you enough for your kindness. This is a little bit of Zhao's kindness. I hope you can accept it."
I saved his life, and I deserved it, so I took it and put it in my pocket.
Then he said to Mr. Zhao: "Mr. Zhao, your son's death was strange. He was not crushed to death by migrant workers. Someone else was up to something. After I finish the work, I will help Mr. Zhao find out the real culprit."
Sanbaiyan was shocked when he heard what I said, and his face turned pale with fright!
Of course, this detail couldn't escape my eyes, and I thought there must be something wrong with those three white eyes.
The dark figure that bumped into Mr. Zhao's son might be the culprit behind Sanbaiyan.
Mr. Zhao immediately raised his hands and bowed to me: "Then I'll bother you, Master!"
Then he cried again and said: "Please help me, master. My son died unjustly. If he is not cremated at an auspicious time, I am afraid his soul will not be able to live in peace!"
I subconsciously glanced at furnace No. 9,
Master Qiao told me before,
Furnace No. 9 is a furnace specially used for cremation of abnormal deaths.
Since I turned on the furnace and it didn't die, it should be fine if I turn it on again.
Director Huang took an emergency call and left long ago.
I have the final say in the incineration room, and there is no need to ask the village manager for instructions.
My heart skipped a beat and I said loudly: "Go to stove No. 9, it's an auspicious time to start the stove!"
Manager Zhuang was stunned for a moment, then immediately clapped his hands and applauded,
He wishes I would die quickly!
After letting all family members withdraw,
I moved Young Master Zhao's body onto the conveyor belt.
Then he whispered in his ear: "I already know your affairs. It was the black shadow that harmed you. I will definitely find that black shadow and give you justice. You can go with peace of mind, enter reincarnation as soon as possible, and have a good journey. Yes. Now, when we get to the River Styx, tell my boss and thank him for the ferry suit and vaginal finger!"
Seeing that the auspicious time has arrived,
I shouted: "Have a good journey."
The masters of the nine furnaces pressed the ignition button at the same time.
My heart was in my throat, worried that another abnormality would occur in furnace No. 9.
Fortunately, furnace No. 9 is running normally, and I am relieved.
Master Ma of furnace No. 8 suddenly exclaimed: "Team Leader Zhang, come over quickly and see if it's burning!"
I hurriedly walked over and saw that it was even more evil.
The cremation machine was operating normally, but the body remained unchanged in the raging fire.
I went and forgot to eliminate the obsession of migrant workers.
I immediately asked Master Ma to withdraw from the body.
Then he whispered in the ear of the body: "Brother, migrant worker, please feel free to go. I will not let go of that three-eyed man. I will definitely seek justice for you. I will definitely give you half a year's salary back. By the way, also, when you go to the underworld, Don't chatter with the ferryman, he doesn't care about the affairs of the world."
He recited the Rebirth Mantra again and put it into the furnace again.
Press the ignition button, and with a bang, the body begins to burn in a raging fire.
Everything is finally back to normal.
Master Ma gave me a thumbs up and said: "Team Leader Zhang, I don't mind asking you to be the team leader, I accept it!"
The corners of my mouth turned up slightly and I nodded to Master Ma.
Sanbaiyan walked in at this moment and whispered something into Manager Zhuang's ear.
No. 8 furnace suddenly trembled, and with a bang, the fire went out!
The stove door was knocked open with a clang,
Chapter completed!