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Chapter 859(1/2)

Have you offended anyone recently?

Ding Ke sighed and said, "I offend people every day!"

I burst out laughing, sorry, I couldn't help it.

Boss Zhang, since you are Ni Meizhen’s friend, I won’t get into trouble with you.

But you can't challenge my limits.

Looking at the serious Ding Ke, I wanted to laugh even more.

He endured it and said, "Can't you control your temper?"

Hey, this is what I want to say, Boss Zhang, can you solve this bug for me quickly?

Not only did I feel itchy all over my body, but I also had a violent temper.

I had already negotiated a project two days ago.

As a result, my temper got worse and I scolded the other person away.

A good opportunity was given to a competitor.

I'm so angry that my liver hurts.

Three days later, I will go to Yanjing to attend an important meeting.

I'm really afraid that my bad temper will get worse and I'll get into trouble.

I nodded, thinking that Gui Laojiu should be able to cure this bug.

Ding Ke said again: Guess where I slept last night.

Where can it be, on the bed or on the floor.

Ding Ke shook his head and said: On the road!

Sleeping on the street? That's quite strange.

Hey, I was so scared when I woke up, wearing a pair of briefs.

Lying on the intersection at the traffic post.

Cars on both sides were speeding by, which was a thrill.

A passing driver thought I was a dead body and immediately called the police.

If I am not good, I will run away.

As a result, he was regarded as mentally ill.

I was educated in the bureau all night. Do you think I am miserable?

Well, it's quite miserable.

Well, I still want to ask you a question?

Ding Ke said readily: Just ask, I will tell you everything I know.

Is your sexual orientation okay?

Ding Ke glared at me and said, "If you hadn't been able to cure me, I would have scolded you to death. How can I, with all my masculinity, like the same sex?"

The masculinity in his body really didn’t come out at all.

I saw you wearing women's clothes, like a transvestite.

Ding Ke sighed again and said: Because of that female Yin spirit!

"Nv Yin spirit? Please tell me, I like to hear it the most." I asked naughtily.

Ding Ke said: Some time ago, he bought a new mansion.

But not long after we moved in, problems started to arise.

Either something happened to the business or something happened to him.

I mean, for example?

For example, something that was agreed upon suddenly changes.

The car was driving fine, but suddenly the steering wheel stopped working.

Also, he likes to eat light food. Although there is no salt in the food he makes, it is salty when he eats it.

Also, when I go to bed at night, I always dream of a woman having sex with him.

When I got up the next day, I could still find strawberry marks on my neck.

He was completely nervous.

Although he obviously doesn't have a wife, that woman is like a ghost, often haunting the house.

He was so scared that he didn't dare to go home.

Later, he asked Ni Meizhen for help.

Ni Meizhen really caught the female yin spirit.

It turned out that this female ghost was killed in this mansion by her husband.

His husband had a mistress outside, and the mistress was pregnant.

He forced the husband and wife to divorce.

But the husband is just having fun with his mistress, and he doesn't want a divorce at all.

Finally, he tricked the mistress into beating the child.

In this way, in order to take revenge, the mistress went to Thailand and invited an Azan to bow the man's head.

The man was like crazy and strangled his wife to death.

After that, the man ran out of the house and was hit by a car on the street and died.

After the woman died, her ghost remained in the room.

Until I moved in, he regarded me as his husband and kept pestering me.

Some time ago, Ni Meizhen had accepted her.

However, I always feel that there is a woman at home.

One time, I took my girlfriend home and as soon as I finished taking a shower, all the lights in the room were turned off.

Just as I was about to turn on the light, my girlfriend kissed me on the mouth.

I thought she liked excitement, so we had sex all night.

As a result, the next day, I found that my girlfriend was not on the bed at all.

I thought she went back early.

However, when I was getting clothes from the closet, I found my girlfriend tied up in the closet.

She looked at me in horror, her eyes widening in fear.

I asked her why it was in the closet.

She said she had been in the closet all night.

I'm so confused, who was the person I had sex with last night?

My girlfriend said she saw me sleeping with a ghost.

She was so frightened that she fainted.

She broke up with me at that time, saying that I was abnormal and that my house was haunted.

I had no choice but to go find a fortune teller.

The fortune teller said that I was too beautiful and if I met a pervert, as long as I wore women's clothes and dressed up like a woman.

There will be no pornographic ghosts to fall in love with me.

I really couldn't help but laugh.

He laughed and said: This fortune teller is also a weirdo.

The key is if he dares to say it, you also dare to do it.

Ding Ke said seriously: I am beautiful to begin with. As long as I put on a wig and don't speak, who dares to say that I am a man?

Haha, yes, it’s okay, I was confused by you.

Having said that, does it work if you wear women's clothes?

It works, nothing like that really happens.

Therefore, whenever I am in a place with no acquaintances, I will dress up as a woman.

So that's what happened, it's really a bit strange.

Boss Zhang, who do you think is responsible for my demotion?
To be continued...
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