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0710 Joke

"The moose's carcass has been chewed by the brown bear, and a lot of its internal organs have been ripped out. Let's clean out its internal organs first. This is the part that is most likely to breed bacteria and rot first. We don't have the iron that brown bears do.

Stomach, we don’t want these things.”

"Then there are also some places that have been gnawed by brown bears. Some of them need to be cut off to prevent them from being contaminated with bacteria, em... In fact, you don't need to cut them off. After roasting, the impact will not be big, but I don't like to taste its saliva.

Moreover, this little moose has enough meat to feed the two of us for the next few days. If we don’t cut off some of it, it would be too difficult for me to take it back alone.”

"Don't look at it. I just beat away a brown bear with two shovels. It actually took a lot of energy. Now don't be too greedy. Just bring enough for ourselves. The rest won't be wasted if we leave it here. In the wild

What's the waste? What you don't eat, some other animals want to eat, here~" Han Lan said while turning the action camera to the bushes nearby.

It's that naughty fox again, sitting very obediently in front of the bush.

"This fox has also become a spirit. He knows that I don't have a long-range weapon now, so he doesn't panic at all." Han Lan cursed, turned around and continued to deal with the moose carcass.

"Actually, now that we have enough food, I am not so angry with it. I have been scolding it for stealing our prey, but in fact, if we really want to say it, it is the aborigine here. The rabbits we eat these days are actually

It was originally all its prey. It was us who stole its prey..."

Han Lan smiled while cutting the meat: "Now these remaining things are considered to be returned to it. It can also be regarded as fate. It was quite interesting to think about it during this time. And it will come.

Here, I originally planned to wait for the brown bear to eat enough to pick up some scraps, but now it is equivalent to replacing the brown bear with me. Respect the rules of survival here..."

"OK, that's it. We have to get back to the camp before dark, otherwise there will be more predators when it gets dark, which will be very troublesome." Han Lan didn't mind getting dirty and put the dagger directly on the snow.

After rubbing it, I wiped it on my clothes.

He put away the dagger and went to get the remaining spear that was not broken.

Seeing Han Lan pick up the spear again, Sao Fox immediately stood up alertly, ready to move away from his attack at any time.

Han Lan ignored it and used a spear to skewer the cut pieces of meat, intending to carry them back like a pole.

The main thing is to cut off the four legs, two pieces of ribs, and the tenderloin and take them back. I don't want the remaining corners and corners. I can't carry them.

Oh, you should also bring deer whip for Xiao Rongzi to eat. The child is weak and needs to be replenished.

However, even if only a part of the meat was cut off, the weight was still so heavy that it bent the spear. Han Lan could only hold the two ends to prevent it from breaking.

But I didn't take more than two steps before I heard the sound of wood splitting. I quickly stopped by the tree that was broken by the brown bear in front of me, and whittled a thicker pole to carry the meat back.

While Han Lan was working on the pole, the fox scurried over and took over the scene.

It also needs to seize the time to eat as much food as possible. If it cannot eat, it will take it to other places and bury it, and then use its own urine to cover up the smell, and then dig it out to eat when it is short of food.

Although the main food of foxes is meat, they are also random omnivores and will eat various berries and scavengers.

Han Lan looked back at it, and the sexy fox immediately raised his head and looked at Han Lan.

Han Lan made a mosaic gesture in greeting, then got up and went back carrying the meat on a new pole.

The flirty fox looked at him from behind for a while, then suddenly let out a cry.

It also allowed the audience in the live broadcast room to hear the cry of wild foxes for the first time.





There was Raymond riding in the tree, and Andrews riding in the tree next door.

It's already evening.

Actually, if we were to count, it should be night now, but the daylight hours in Siberia are very long in summer, and night comes later.

The two of them had been trapped in the tree for a long time, shivering in the cold wind.

The moose under the tree had already left, but because they were worried that it would turn back, the two of them never dared to go down.

In fact, the moose had already left before, but when they got off the tree, the moose rushed back again, which scared the two of them and quickly climbed back up the tree.

After this back and forth, both of them almost lost their minds.

After riding in the tree for almost half an hour, when they saw that the moose had indeed not turned back, the two of them looked at each other and carefully got down from the tree.

"Damn, finally got rid of that moose."

"F**K, my bow got stepped on!"

Andrews showed his compound bow to the audience: "Omaika, it was trampled directly to pieces. You can see how strong it is! Fortunately, we climbed up the tree, otherwise we would have to wait for the rescue team to come.

, our bodies are cold."

Raymond on the other side also picked up the main camera. The main camera has run out of power and shut down. Now only the action camera on Andrews' head is still recording. It's not that his action camera has a long battery life, the main thing is

He didn't turn on the camera for a long time. He only turned it on when the moose was gone and thought he was free to record this exciting scene.

Then, he quickly climbed back into the tree in embarrassment.

This time the moose did not come back to seek revenge on them. It must have accepted the reality.

"Let's go back to the camp. It seems that we have survived this hurdle." Raymond greeted.

Andrews sighed: "But without the bow, it will be very difficult for us to survive in the next few days. Tsk... I'll see if I can use its strings, and then find some materials to make a new bow."

"Well, that's all we can do now. There's only one day left tomorrow and then the evacuation will begin. I don't know if we can get food supplies during the evacuation." Raymond was equally worried.

Andrews patted him on the shoulder and comforted him: "Don't worry, it's pretty good that we can persist until now. Imagine that we are definitely not the first group to be eliminated."

"Hahaha, yes, there is a kung fu master. Haha! Hahaha... just kidding." Raymond also imitated Han Lan's kung fu moves in the movie and made gestures, facing the camera without fear of offending.

people.

Andrews couldn't help but laugh. He knew that Raymond was playing on the oil drum joke that was very popular some time ago:

Dude, are you going to fight a brown bear?

"Hahaha……"

Thinking of this, the two of them felt much better and walked towards the camp, arm in arm, talking and laughing.

Little did he know that at this time, the video posted on Yougu had become popular again. Its popularity directly shot up to the top of Yougu’s list of most popular videos.
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