Chapter 187: Flower Rain(1/2)
No matter how outstanding a man is, he cannot reproduce the next generation without a woman, so cooperation is very important.
The trouble is that there is a prerequisite for men and women to cooperate, that is, love is needed. This is a bit funny. Scientists in their previous life have long studied that the shelf life of love between men and women is only three months. After three months, they either break up or gradually deteriorate into family affection. In other words, the process of stimulating the thalamic nerves of men and women to transmit dopamine hormones is called "love".
However, scientists also said that people selectively forgot that after the dopamine hormone is secreted for a long time, the brain will feel tired. Therefore, after a man and a woman fall in love, the dopamine hormone secretion in the thalamus will gradually decrease, and finally the secretion will be completely stopped. This process from strong secretion to gradually stopping secretion is commonly known as the "love shelf life".
Knowledge points must be tested.
Therefore, all those who make promises to love you forever to their girlfriends should be called "scumbags". This is based on scientific theory. They can only love for three months, so why should they promise eternity? A rational woman should take her boyfriend to the hospital for dopamine secretion after three months of love. Don't believe the nonsense of his vows. Scientific data can prove whether he is a scumbag.
Only those who promise to bury the other party in their own ancestral grave are truly responsible good men, such as Gu Qing.
Unfortunately, Zhang Huaiyu doesn't seem to appreciate it.
Gu Qing then began to consider how to explain what "love" to an ancient woman with serious violent tendencies.
She may not understand dopamine or something.
Then let’s use the sentence “When love reaches deep, love turns thin”, Chinese characters are so profound.
Gu Qing has always been slow and wrong in his reaction to feelings. He doesn't even know whether he loves Zhang Huaiyu. If "loving someone" is a necessary skill in life, Gu Qing has never lit this skill in both his life.
In his previous life, he was almost middle-aged until his death. A middle-aged man gradually lost the ability to love someone. In life, whether it is feelings or career, the first thing he measured in his mind was the "pros and cons".
I have been struggling to take advantage of the youth and missed it for a hundred years.
Zhang Huaiyu did so many things for him and fought hard for him, but she was too clumsy to express her feelings that Gu Qing still couldn't tell whether this woman had done so much for him, whether she was loving or tying her brothers.
On the other hand, Gu Qing reacted very slowly to feelings, and he didn't know very well whether his feelings for Zhang Huaiyu were brotherhood or love.
After yesterday's tactful confession to Zhang Huaiyu, Gu Qing also summarized his mental state. He felt that his confession was not sincere. Perhaps it did not contain much love for her. It was just out of human reproduction instinct. It was similar to when it was time to have a meal. There happened to be a restaurant on the side of the road, and he happened to walk in.
This kind of mentality is a scumbag, and Gu Qing felt a little guilty in his heart.
Of course, there are feelings. As for how strong it is, it is too exaggerated. It is just a faint feeling. I miss you very much after not seeing you for a long time, but I can’t chat happily when I meet you. I can go through fire and water for the other party without saying a word. I get along alone but often talk without speculation.
What kind of god-like relationship is this?
"What is 'love'?" Song Gensheng asked vaguely with dried fruit stuffed in his mouth.
"It's the love between men and women, you and Xiu'er are like this." Gu Qing looked a little impatient and glanced at him squintly.
Today's Song Gensheng is particularly disliked, mainly because there are more people next to him.
Xiu'er sat next to Song Gensheng, feeding him snacks bit by bit. After feeding, she looked at him with a shy smile. Song Gensheng chewed her big mouth, and the two of them had sweet smiles on their faces.
It is certain that the secretion of dopamine hormone in the thalamus in the two is in the peak period.
Gu Qing was full of resentment and had nowhere to vent his anger. The two of them found Gu Qing in the porcelain kiln, and then sat down in front of Gu Qing, showing their love as if no one was around, feeding snacks, you and I, as if the purpose of their visit to Gu Qing was to stimulate him.
Tsk, the sour smell of love!
"Oh, it turns out that the love between men and women is called 'love'. It's interesting. You can always have some very appropriate new words coming out of your mouth." Song Gensheng suddenly realized.
After saying that, Song Gensheng accepted another mouthful of love from his fiancée.
Gu Qing turned his head uncomfortable. At this moment, he felt like a dog, a single dog, and with Song Gensheng and his wife, the three of them happened to have the word "a man and a woman".
"You said...if I want to get married, is Zhang Huaiyu considered my good match?" Gu Qing asked thoughtfully.
The two men who were feeding each other suddenly stopped moving, and then they showed completely different expressions.
Song Gensheng was full of shock and Xiuer was full of smiles.
Gu Qing sighed: "You both are almost asleep on the same bed. Can you express your expressions be more unified?"
Song Gensheng hesitated and said, "Are you moved by Miss Zhang?"
Gu Qing rubbed his face and said distressedly: "It should be counted, but I feel a little reluctant, because I can't beat her. If I get married to her, I'm afraid my husband will be unable to revive in the future, unless I fall down the cliff and pick up a secret book of peerless magical skills... In short, I feel that I have a big loss if I marry her or not. Maybe this is the mood. Can you understand?"
Song Gensheng shook his head.
顾青指了指秀儿,道:“你未婚妻一天揍你三顿,你还敢娶她吗?”
Song Gensheng was shocked: "You were beaten three times a day by Miss Zhang?"
Gu Qing sighed: "It's not that frequent, but it's impossible to accept a beating."
If you don't agree, you can't just get started. Unfortunately, Zhang Huaiyu's move can't be the coquettish way of hitting your chest with a small fist. Instead, the beating way of hitting the lion and fighting the rabbit with a stance, which makes Gu Qing unacceptable.
Judging from the current relationship between Gu Qing and Zhang Huaiyu, if they become relatives in the future, it is probably difficult for Gu Qing to live a hundred years and to die. Most of them died young and cried, while Widow Zhang danced on the grave and remarried her beloved...
"Forget it, I'll consider it again..." Gu Qing decided to suspend the relationship. Before he fully understood each other's feelings, it would be better not to confess his love casually. He should also delay the discussion on the matter of burying Zhang Huaiyu in his own ancestral grave. Gu Qing was afraid that he would not be able to suppress her coffin board in a hundred years.
"Brother Gu, Sister Huaiyu has you in her heart." Xiu'er suddenly said something beside her.
Gu Qing and Song Gensheng were stunned.
Then Gu Qing stood up, picked up Song Gensheng with one hand, and kicked him away: "Get away!"
Then Gu Qing sat down next to Xiu'er and stared at her expectantly: "Tell me in detail."
Xiu'er was frightened by Gu Qing's rudeness and her shoulders shrank.
"Don't be afraid, I'm not a good person..." Gu Qing comforted her with a happy face, and then said, "How do you see that Zhang Huaiyu has me in her heart?"
Xiu'er pursed her lips and smiled, and said softly: "Outsiders can't see the girl's thoughts, but I can see them."
"She was talking to my name while she was sleeping?"
"I don't know that, but Sister Huaiyu often sits in your yard in a daze. When she is in a daze, she often smiles alone for no reason. Sister Huaiyu looks so good when she smiles... Also, Sister Huaiyu forces the teenagers in the village to practice and study. Every time she always has a stern face, saying that you should be grateful for being a human being, and that Brother Gu helped them live a good life, and that they should learn a good life in their future. They will repay Brother Gu in the future. She says these words almost every day, and every moment..."
"She actually brainwashed through pyramid schemes..." Gu Qing was stunned.
"What is 'pyramid scheme brainwashing'?" Xiu'er asked in confusion.
"Nothing, you keep going."
"Also, in the past six months, she learned cutting and embroidery from the women in the village. She also secretly made several men's clothes. Judging from the size of the clothes, they were mostly made for you. Brother Gu, you once made a thing called a sand table, and she also secretly made a sand table in Chang'an City. It was very simple, but she knew that you lived in Chang'an City. She often stared at Chang'an House on the sand table and sat in a daze for a long time..."
"She often communicates with old friends in Chang'an and keeps paying attention to your situation with Brother Gu. I heard that you have written poems again, and that you have been promoted again, and she can be happy for several days. She often drinks under the moonlit night, sitting alone on the roof until midnight, and chanting your poems circulating in Chang'an. I have learned a few sentences, such as the sentence "Only envy the mandarin ducks but not the immortals." She also told us that you got the silverfish bag given by the emperor because of this poem..."
The more Gu Qing listened, the more silent he became, and he was silent for a while.
After Xiu'er finished talking nonstop, Xingyan stared at him and said softly: "Brother Gu, does Sister Huaiyu mean that she has you in her heart?"
Gu Qing was silent for a long time before nodding affirmatively, and said firmly: "Count it."
Xiu'er still stared at him and said, "Then do you have her in your heart?"
"Yes!" Gu Qing said firmly.
Xiu'er chuckled: "Do you want to get married to Sister Huaiyu?"
"think!"
After Gu Qing finished speaking, he stood up quickly, patted the dust on his butt, and said, "Wait, I will go to propose marriage again. Before going to Chang'an, she will be buried in my Gu family's ancestral grave!"
The two were shocked:???
Gu Qing thought it was inappropriate, so he changed his words: "...I must change her name to 'Gu Zhang'!"
After saying that, Gu Qing turned around and left.
Although this woman is a little crazy, a little violent, and has a low emotional intelligence, Gu Qing must have married her.
As soon as he took two steps, he suddenly realized that his sleeve was being grabbed. Gu Qing turned his head in shock and saw that the person pulling his sleeve was Xiu'er.
Xiu'er said helplessly: "Brother Gu, you don't have to be so murderous. With Sister Huaiyu's temperament, you may think you are here to provoke her when you see you, and the consequences will be unpredictable."
Gu Qing adjusted his expression and tried to make his unhappy face a little more festive.
Song Gensheng remained silent all the time. Seeing Gu Qing's awkward appearance, for some reason, Song Gensheng felt a rare sense of superiority in his heart.
"Gu Qing, are you going to ask for a marriage empty-handed? Have you ever given Miss Zhang some small gifts or something in the past?" Song Gensheng asked.
Gu Qing thought for a while: "I haven't given the gift, but I've cooked her and made it many times."
Song Gensheng immediately raised his head and looked at Gu Qing with the eyes of those who had experienced it, and shook his head in anger: "You are too naive!"
Gu Qing narrowed his eyes. This guy hasn't felt fatherly love like a mountain for too long, so has he floating?
Song Gensheng was indeed drifting. It has to be said that in the field of love between men and women, Song Gensheng is indeed one step ahead of Gu Qing. He feels that he is qualified to educate Gu Qing as a husband.
"When Xiu'er and I fell in love with each other, it was when we first started to fall in love. Think about how I did it?"
Gu Qing said in a bad tone: "I forgot."
Song Gensheng said proudly: "Do you remember how many feet of colorful cloth I went to Qingcheng County to buy Xiu'er? After returning to the village, I gave it to Xiu'er. Xiu'er was so happy that she didn't know what to do, right, Xiu'er?"
Xiu'er pursed her lips and smiled, and lowered her head, but Gu Qing keenly realized that Xiu'er's smile seemed to have no meaning of "happiness", and it was almost the same as saying it was a bitter smile.
So Gu Qing snorted coldly and said, "Tell me the key point."
"The point is that if you want to marry, you must first give gifts to Miss Zhang. The girls' family likes to give them some small gifts. Gifts don't care about the high or low, what's important is your intention..."
Gu Qing suddenly realized it, but he sneered in his heart. Looking at Xiu'er's expression, Song Gensheng's idea might be very unreliable. Believing his words is destined to die in loneliness.
The same thing is true. Gu Qing agrees with Song Gensheng, but despises his way of dealing with people, especially the way of pursuing girls.
This kind of straight man is only worthy of eating ready-made ones. After skipping the process of falling in love, the incense of the old Song family can be continued. If he relies on his own ability to pursue a woman, the old Song family will be out of the future.
As a time traveler, although Gu Qing has never pursued women, he has never eaten pork and at least seen pig run. Is it in vain to watch so many bloody TV series that I love in my previous life?
What does it take to pursue women? Of course, it depends on romance. Women in ancient and modern times have no resistance to romance, and the more they are, the better. This is a universal truth.
To be continued...