The biggest difference between the love between men and women and the love between brothers is that in brotherly love, there is no place for those sweet and disgusting affectations.

Brothers are brothers, don't engage in any kind of resentment, anger, and affection. Gu Qing can't digest it.

It's a pity that the brotherly relationship between Gu Qing and Zhang Huaijin seems to have deteriorated. The way this girl looks at Gu Qing now is definitely not the way a brother should look. If you have ever had a sworn bonding ceremony in Taoyuan, Zhang Huaijin's eyes with evil intentions towards his brother are definitely unacceptable.

He was inserted into three knives and six holes.

"Third brother, let me tell you the story of Liu Guan and Zhang Taoyuan's sworn friendship." After Gu Qing pondered for a while, he decided to tell some far-reaching stories, using the method of criticizing Sang and Huai to show off the brothers.

"Who is Liu Guanzhang?"

"Liu Bei, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Liu Guan Zhang for short, the Taoyuan sworn alliance means three people sworn sworn brothers with different surnames in a peach forest. Haven't the third brother read the Three Kingdoms?" Gu Qing was hesitating whether he should despise her.

Zhang Huaijin said in astonishment: "I have read Chen Shou's "Three Kingdoms", but it didn't say that Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei sworn sworn brothers. Besides, Liu Bei is the king, and Guan Yu and Zhang Fei are his subordinates. How can a king and his ministers sworn sworn brothers? It must be Gu A

Brother, you made it up."

Gu Qing was stunned for a long time. He was recalling the relationship between "Three Kingdoms" and "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms". Then Gu Qing immediately realized, I am just telling a story, why should I rise to an academic level? Anyway, no one in this era has heard of "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms".

"The Romance of the Three Kingdoms", you can make it up how you want. If you are happy, no one dares to say anything about making Zhuge Liang and Zhou Yu into a gay couple who love each other but cannot be together due to secular prejudice, because the intellectual property rights are in their own hands.

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"Do you want to hear the story or not? If so, just shut up and listen to my second brother." Gu Qing said with a cold face, his expression was very authoritative.

Zhang Huaijin nodded hurriedly, moved a small stool and sat in front of him, holding his chin in his hands like a good baby. From this angle and this picture, Gu Qing suddenly felt like a father again.

"Listen carefully and see what it means to be a true brother..." Gu Qing recalled for a moment and slowly said with a serious expression: "Talk about the general trend of the world. If we divide for a long time, we will unite, and if we unite for a long time, we will divide. The seven kingdoms will fight over the weekend, merge with Qin, and Qin will be destroyed.

After that, the Chu and Han Dynasties fought and merged into the Han Dynasty..."

With just the beginning, Zhang Huaijin's eyes lit up and he murmured: "'The general trend of the world is that if we divide for a long time, we will unite, and if we unite for a long time, we will divide.' This is a wonderful sentence! As expected of the second brother, he is truly unparalleled in his knowledge!"

Silliness and cuteness are just Zhang Huaijin's character, but after all, she comes from a prime minister's family, and she is not lacking in knowledge. Not only is her handwriting better than Gu Qing's, but she has also read a lot of classics and history. Gu Qing's story only tells two sentences.

She immediately realized how extraordinary this story was.

"Second brother, wait!" Zhang Huaijin interrupted him and said urgently: "I'm going to get paper and pen. Second brother is right here, don't move around."

After saying that, Zhang Huaijin ran out in a hurry.

Gu Qing smacked his lips, feeling that something seemed wrong with Zhang Huaijin's last sentence...

Soon, Zhang Huaijin got paper and pen, and ordered his servants to set up a low table in front of Gu Qing's bed. Zhang Huaijin sat cross-legged on the floor, took paper and pen and wrote down the sentence that Gu Qing said, "If we separate for a long time, we must reunite", and then hung up the pen.

Looking at Gu Qing, he said: "Second brother, you can continue talking."

Gu Qing was a little flattered. He pointed at the pen and paper in front of him and said, "Is this posture... passed?"

Zhang Huaijin smiled sweetly at him and said: "Second brother's talent is unparalleled in the world. Whether it's poems, articles, or even the stories you tell, they are all masterpieces that are inspiring. You must write down your masterpieces, otherwise

If it is lost in this world, it will be regretted for thousands of years."

Gu Qing pointed at her and said with a reserved smile: "Don't engage in blind personality worship, it's unacceptable."

Then Gu Qing started to tell stories, from the imperial court officials in the late Eastern Han Dynasty to the rebellion of the Yellow Turban bandits, from the Wende Palace of Emperor Ling of the Han Dynasty to seeing a big green snake flying down from the palace beam and coiling on a chair, to

The old immortal from Nanhua presented Zhang Jiao with "The Art of Peace". Legends of gods and monsters were interspersed with historical facts, and the story suddenly became rich and attractive.

Zhang Huaijin listened and memorized, his eyes widened in surprise, his nose opened and closed, obviously he was nervous and looking forward to it.

Then Gu Qing finally talked about the protagonist of the story, Liu Guan Zhang. Liu Bei and Guan Yu met in front of the recruitment notice. The two came to Zhang Feizhuang. After the three got to know each other, Gu Qing finally talked about the drama. The three were like-minded and decided to become sworn brothers in Taoyuan.

Zhang Huaijin felt excited when he heard this, and the hand holding the pen was trembling slightly. Gu Qing's tone was passionate, and he talked about the three people preparing an animal sacrifice in the peach forest, burning incense and worshiping.

"...The three of them swore in front of the statue of Mr. Guan: 'Although they have different surnames, as brothers, we will work together to rescue the poor and those in danger, report to the country, and keep the common people safe'..."

Zhang Huaijin was so excited that he suddenly interrupted: "Wait a minute, second brother, who is 'Master Guan'? Why do we have to be sworn in front of the statue of Master Guan?"

Gu Qing said with a serious face: "Second Master Guan is the embodiment of loyalty. As long as we sworn brothers, it will not work without Second Master Guan's nod."

Zhang Huaijin said unflinchingly: "So, who is Mr. Guan Er? Is there such a person in history?"

"He is not a human, but a god. He is responsible for the business of sworn brothers among the people... You keep interrupting, do you still want to listen to the story?"

Zhang Huaijin let out an aggrieved sigh and continued to write quickly.

When Gu Qing finished talking about how the three brothers would sworn sworn brothers, they would spend money to recruit troops, train troops in the manor, and send troops to Yingchuan to fight against the Yellow Turbans, Gu Qing slammed the table and shouted: "If you want to know what happens next, please listen to the explanation next time!"

Zhang Huaijin wrote down the words one by one, and begged with unfinished thoughts: "Why is Brother Gu so short? Please tell me a few more chapters..."

Gu Qing shook his head. In fact, the purpose of telling the story of the Three Kingdoms was to tell the story of the sworn brothers in Taoyuan, so that Zhang Huaijin's soul could be baptized, and to nip in the cradle any evil thoughts he should have towards his brothers.

As for other things, the Romance of the Three Kingdoms is so long that Gu Qing is impatient to talk about it anymore.

"Tell me your thoughts after listening to the story. What did you learn from the story of friendship in Taoyuan?" Gu Qing said seductively.

Zhang Huaijin was stunned, pondered for a long time, and said cautiously: "Report to the country, and then I will be safe for the common people?"

Gu Qing shook his head and sighed, the story was in vain.

"Don't you lie about it? Brothers, brotherly feelings, the brotherly feelings between Liu, Guan, and Zhang are so pure. Just imagine, if Zhang Fei suddenly had some improper thoughts about Guan Yu, and then pestered and harassed Guan Yu every day

, the domineering third brother falls in love with the handsome bearded man, can you still watch this story?"

Zhang Huaijin looked at him with a cute expression on his face, then smiled, his pretty face suddenly turned red for no apparent reason.

"Actually, actually...it's quite interesting, hehe."

Gu Qing was shocked, the third brother of the Tang Dynasty version of the rotten girl was so well hidden!

"Second brother, are you telling this story to warn yourself?" Zhang Huaijin looked into Gu Qing's eyes and asked.

Gu Qing was surprised and said: "Why do you say this?"

"Your feelings for eldest brother are not pure..." Zhang Huaijin pouted aggrievedly, and his eyes suddenly stuck to Gu Qing like a ball of hot lava: "So my feelings for you are not pure, and I learned it from you."

Gu Qing was shocked, then extremely embarrassed.

Amazing, she actually defeated an entire army. Why does this girl look less stupid now?

"It's over! It's over!" Gu Qing waved his hand: "I declare that we three brothers will be disbanded from now on."

The relationship between the three brothers was so messed up that Gu Qing had a headache just thinking about it, so he simply disbanded.

Zhang Huaijin was not sad but happy, and said with a smile: "Whether we break up or not, the name is not justified, and it sounds awkward to outsiders. My sister and I are women, you are a man, two women and one man, how innocent

Our relationship is much better than that of brothers."

Gu Qing said melancholy: "It's so sad when brothers break up. According to tradition, we should have a breakup meal to celebrate... No, how about we mourn?"

Zhang Huaijin beamed with joy and nodded his head: "Okay, okay."

"Go get me two roasted lamb legs." Gu Qing finally came up with the idea.

Zhang Huaijin paused for a moment, then quickly shook his head: "No, you are recovering from your injuries, and you can't touch meat."

"I will die if I don't eat meat. Be obedient. Although I am no longer your second brother, at least I am still your brother Gu. You must satisfy my brother's request."

Zhang Huaijin still shook his head vigorously, with a firm attitude: "The second ancestor said that if I give you meat again, he will break my legs..."

"You only lost two legs, but I lost my flesh."

In order to eat meat, Gu Qing even distorted his three views.

No matter how hard Gu Qing tried, Zhang Huaijin refused to agree, so Gu Qing finally lost his patience.

It's time for this silly girl to experience the full malice in the world.

After silently brewing for a long time, Gu Qing suddenly said softly: "Sister Huaijin, come here, I will show you a treasure..."

Zhang Huaijin stupidly approached: "What baby?"

"Come here a little more. This treasure can only be seen hiddenly and cannot be shown to the public. Come here..." Gu Qing's voice was so gentle that it made her cry.

Zhang Huaijin approached Gu Qing without warning, stood in front of Gu Qing's bed, and looked at him curiously.

Gu Qing's energy sank into his dantian, and the turbid energy traveled in his abdomen for half a week. After brewing for a long time, he finally found a chrysanthemum-shaped exit and rushed out silently.

Then Gu Qing grabbed Zhang Huaijin's arm and pulled her hard against him. At the same time, he quickly lifted the quilt from his body with his other hand. When Zhang Huaijin fell on him unexpectedly, Gu Qing covered her with the quilt again.

Suddenly, her whole head was smothered in the quilt. Gu Qing ignored her screams and struggled and tightly held her head covered in the quilt. Zhang Huaijin was frightened and angry, and struggled with his hands and feet.

Gu Qing held on to the quilt and refused to let go, looking up to the sky and laughing.

"It stinks! It stinks! Gu Qing, let go!" Zhang Huaijin screamed angrily under the quilt.

After Zhang Huaijin completely breathed out the turbid air in the quilt, Gu Qing laughed and let her go.

Zhang Huaijin was so angry that he almost exploded, and he still hadn't recovered. He didn't expect that just after the brothers broke up, Brother Gu turned his back on her and treated her like this.

"You, you, you..." Zhang Huaijin pointed at him with her delicate body shaking with anger.

"Hurry up and get the roasted leg of lamb, otherwise there will be another batch waiting for you..."

Zhang Huaijin was so angry that he turned around and ran out of the room.

Gu Qing clicked his tongue and shouted at her back: "Hey, can't you afford it? Can't you afford it?"

Gu Qing scratched his head and was a little confused. Was he that angry? In his previous life, when he was studying and boarding in the same dormitory with his brothers, smelling farts was nothing. He had done countless more disgusting things, and he had never seen any of his brothers fall out with each other.

The generation gap of thousands of years is indeed not so easy to erase.

While he was hesitating whether to apologize to Zhang Huaijin, Zhang Huaijin ran back outside the door and stood at the door angrily staring at him.
To be continued...