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Chapter two hundred and ninetieth clean up the stomach

What kind of chemical reaction will occur when a physiologically unsound eunuch is mixed with an army of pure men?

You can be sure that it won't be a good thing.

I wonder if it has been cursed by God. Throughout the ages, whenever there are eunuchs to supervise the army, the commander has never had a good end. It is like a kind and simple girl living under the same roof with a twisted, jealous and selfish old woman. The old woman will

She used all the dark and despicable tricks she had accumulated throughout her life to inflict scars on the girl, even to death.

Bian Lingcheng smiled and asked Gu Qing if he would like to go with him. In fact, Gu Qing knew that Bian Lingcheng did not need to ask for his opinion.

The supervisor has this power. He can follow whichever army he wants. The commander cannot object, otherwise he will be guilty and appear to be harboring evil intentions.

"If the Border Patrol Army goes with me, of course I would be happy." Gu Qing smiled, and showed a look of joy: "Buddha said that after ten years of cultivation, one can cross the same boat, and one hundred years of cultivation, one can sleep together on the same pillow. The Border Patrol Army will return to Kucha with me. Let's

In our last lives, we practiced cultivation for at least two years and five months."

Bian Lingcheng laughed dryly.

It's actually two years and five months. How did you calculate it?

Bian Lingcheng smiled and said: "Since the Marquis has no objection, I will go back and pack my luggage now, and then go to the Zuowei Camp of the Marquis."

After saying that, Ling Cheng left with a smile.

In the handsome tent, Gao Xianzhi looked at Gu Qing with a smile, and there seemed to be a bit of gloating in his smile.

"Congratulations to the Marquis. You have such a powerful figure as the Border Supervisor Army accompanying the army. Even if there is a small mistake in the army, the Border Supervision Army will definitely take care of it for the Marquis. The Marquis is so lucky. I can only ask for it, haha."

Gu Qing twitched his lips: "Jie Shuai loves the Border Supervisor Army so much, why not let him go with your army? I am willing to give such a good blessing to Jie Shuai."

Gao Xianzhi chuckled and said, "I do, but the border guards have a special eye for Lord Marquis. Although I envy him, I can't do anything about it, haha."

To return a famous general and a military governor, you laugh so cheaply.

Gu Qing said coldly: "Jie Shuai, you laugh too loudly..."

"Ah, I'm so rude, hahaha, I'm so rude."

"Jie Shuai just said that you are envious of my good fortune. Remember what you said."

…………

It would be too selfish not to give such a good blessing to Gao Xianzhi.

When Gu Qing walked out of the commander's tent, he had already made up his mind. He would never take this scourge of Bian Lingcheng with him. The war was coming, and it was the first time for Gu Qing to personally direct the war. He would never allow any uncontrollable accidents to occur again.

Bian Lingcheng is undoubtedly an unstable factor in the army and must be decisively squeezed out.

It was already dawn when we returned to Zuowei Camp.

Gu Qing ordered the soldiers to make rice in pots and prepare to leave after a full meal.

Not long after, Bian Lingcheng came to the Zuowei camp with two followers and some simple luggage. When he saw Gu Qing, he saluted politely.

"Are the border supervisors ready? I have ordered the soldiers to make rice. You and I will also go into the commander's tent and have a good meal before setting off." Gu Qing said politely.

Bian Lingcheng smiled and said, "I will obey the Marquis's orders."

Gu Qing motioned to Bian Lingcheng to go into the commander's tent and wait while he arranged the military affairs first.

After Bian Lingcheng entered the commander's tent, Gu Qing took Han Jie away and came to a remote place.

"Have all my luggage been packed?" Gu Qing asked.

"It has been packed up and ready to go at any time," Han Jie reported.

"I remember that when I was in Chang'an, I had constipation once. An old doctor in Chang'an prescribed me a dose of laxative. I asked you to take it with you. Did you take it with you?"

Han Jie was stunned: "I've brought it with you. Are you constipated again? I will give you some medicine right away..."

"You are the only one with constipation, your whole family is constipated..." Gu Qing looked around, then showed a malicious smile, lowered his voice and said: "What I mean is that after the food is cooked, you will secretly supervise the army at the border.

The next dose of strong medicine in the meal, well, let’s put it for three people..."

Han Jie was shocked: "Why did you drug the border supervisors?"

Gu Qing said sincerely: "The border supervisor just said that he has been suffering from gastrointestinal discomfort recently and needs to clean his stomach. I have always been upright and enthusiastic, how can I not do it out of justice? We must help with this favor and cannot refuse it."

Han Jie was so choked that he rolled his eyes and sighed: "Master Hou, do you think I am hopelessly stupid? Can you please be a little more thoughtful when making up lies to deceive me?"

Gu Qing said awkwardly: "I'm sorry, I underestimated your IQ. Next time I will try to make it a little more perfect... In short, you should hurry up and administer the medicine now. The harder it is, the better. The stomach and intestines of the Border Patrol Army can't wait any longer."

"

Han Jie said with a look of displeasure on his face: "The crime of murdering the supervisor is not small, and the general will not dare to do so."

Gu Qing squinted at him: "You don't want to mess around anymore, do you? How dare you not follow my orders, Han Jie, you've been drifting lately."

Han Jie sighed: "Master Marquis, your idea is too... bold. If there is anything wrong with the border supervisors, Chang'an will investigate..."

"Taking some laxatives will only make you feel refreshed. What's the difference? Stop talking nonsense. Someone must take this laxative today. There are two choices. You take it or he takes it. Don't think. Answer immediately. Who should I give it to?

eat?"

Han Jie blurted out without thinking: "The border supervisors will eat it."

After saying that, Han Jie pursed his lips tightly, like a sage who had just blasphemed himself, with a look of self-loathing on his face.

Gu Qing praised: "Look, how honest your body is. What are you waiting for? Go and give the border inspector's stomach and intestines a baptism that touches the soul."

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In the handsome tent, Gu Qing and Bian Lingcheng were eating like lightning.

The soldiers of the camp were almost ready to leave. Outside the commander's tent, there were sounds of generals cursing and scolding, and the noise of troops mobilizing.

Gu Qing's eating appearance was ugly. He took big gulps of rice, slurped vegetable soup from the bowl, and sipped his mouth from time to time. Bian Lingcheng came from the palace and was very particular about etiquette. Seeing Gu Qing's ugly eating appearance, he couldn't help but feel anxious.

frown.

Gu Qing said without even raising his head: "Border Inspector, eat quickly. Don't worry about your manners. After this meal, the next meal will probably be in the evening. We can't stop during the day. Soldiers are very fast. Hurry and fill up."

"Stomach, no one will take care of the army during the march, you have to take care of everything yourself."

Bian Lingcheng suddenly became awe-struck. He had been supervising the army for many years. He was very clear about the marching rules of the Tang Dynasty king's division. He knew that Gu Qing was telling the truth. The military committee was in such a hurry that they had no time to stop and make rice. They could only eat like a camel.

Put some food in your belly to keep you hungry for a while.

So Bian Lingcheng didn't care about the appearance of his meal, and just like Gu Qing, he ate rice and soup. The noise of the troops and horses outside seemed to be urging him. The louder the noise, the faster Bian Lingcheng ate.

Finally, after Gu Qing finished eating and drinking and put down his bowl, Bian Lingcheng also swept away the food in front of him, burped contentedly, and showed a satisfied smile.

"The food in Lord Marquis's handsome tent tastes much better than that at Gao Jieshuai's. I would like to thank Lord Marquis for the food." Bian Lingcheng said with a smile.

Gu Qing laughed and said: "When I was in Chang'an, I was very concerned about eating. I have no other hobbies in my life, except that I can't stand poor food, let alone live up to the delicious food. I can't change this bad habit even after I joined the army.

The border guards laughed."

Bian Lingcheng smiled and was about to say a few polite words when a sharp pain suddenly came from his abdomen. Bian Lingcheng's expression changed and he forced a smile and said, "I wonder when our army will set off?"

If Gu Qinghun hadn't seen Bian Lingcheng's face gradually changing, he glanced outside the commander's tent and said: "We are about to leave. The military order has been passed down. The forward soldiers have already left the camp. Let's prepare to leave."

Bian Lingcheng's face gradually turned pale, and big beads of sweat slowly fell from his forehead. He forced a smile and said: "Master Marquis... can you wait a little longer? My slave, my slave... I want to change my clothes before I go."

"Why don't you change your clothes when you're marching? Don't make fun of the border guards. The military orders are like mountains. You can't delay for a moment. Let's go."

Bian Lingcheng was anxious: "Master Marquis, Master Marquis, stay here! Change your clothes... What the servant said about changing your clothes is, yes..."

Gu Qing pointed to his abdomen in an unspeakable way, and suddenly realized: "Baba? Shit smelly?"

Bian Lingcheng was stunned and didn't know what he meant, but he still nodded in confusion.

Gu Qing had a look of embarrassment on his face and said: "Please hurry up the border supervisors. The military order to march has been issued and cannot be changed casually. I will ask the army to slow down the march a little. How about we quickly catch up with the border supervisors after they are dealt with?"

"

Bian Lingcheng nodded hurriedly and said gratefully: "Thank you, Lord Marquis, for your understanding. I am rude, so I will take my leave now."

After saying that, Ling Cheng held his buttocks between his legs and rushed out of the handsome tent in a weird posture.

Gu Qing held back his laughter, glanced at Han Jie who came in, and said, "How much medicine did you give him?"

Han Jie sighed worriedly: "As ordered by the Marquis, I took the medicine for three people. It may be a bit strong."

Gu Qing showed envy: "Border inspectors are blessed, they have healthy and green intestines from now on, happiness!"

Han Jie said worriedly: "Master Hou, are you really okay? You won't harm the lives of the border supervisors, right?"

Gu Qing said nonchalantly: "Isn't it normal for you to occasionally contract malaria and have diarrhea and diarrhea in the cold and barbaric land outside the Great Wall? I'll send a memorial to Chang'an and ask Your Majesty to send another supervisor. By the way, he will be a border supervisor.

The military sacrifices its life for the country and asks for merit."

Pointing to the surroundings, Gu Qing ordered: "Have someone dismantle the handsome tent and set off."

The left guard soldiers left the camp, packed up the camp together with the five thousand Khotan defenders, mounted their horses and headed west slowly along the desolate sand dunes.

The surroundings of the original commander's tent were already empty. The left guard soldiers packed up everything they could take away. The camp, which was bustling with people and horses just now, now only left behind a pile of garbage and... squatted in a remote corner.

Bian Lingcheng was tortured to the point of death.

It wasn't until the army led by Gu Qing had gone far that Bian Lingcheng wiped his cold sweat and got up without finishing his thoughts.

The two attendants saw that Lingcheng's expression was wrong and they couldn't help asking: "Supervisor, are you okay?"

Bian Lingcheng shook his head in exhaustion and sighed: "I don't know what kind of bad luck we have, but at this juncture... Alas, how far has Lord Gu's army gone?"

"We've walked about ten miles, Supervisor, let's catch up quickly."

Bian Lingcheng nodded, then gritted his teeth and said: "Follow him, I will keep an eye on him today to see how a scholar like him directs a war. If he makes any mistakes, I will definitely take part in his crime of delaying the military plane!"
Chapter completed!
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