Chapter 1133 I have a harem in the military dog camp
Outside the torture room, Zhou Ce witnessed the entire process of Ren Jie taming the wild cactus.
I have to say...very straightforward!
I saw Zhou Ce smiling and saying: "If there are only three people in the team, will it be a little missing? Do you want to choose more death row prisoners as cannon fodder?"
"No need, no need. Oh, by the way, if you want, I can transfer the executioner and leave the country with you..."
Ren Jie's eyes suddenly lit up, executioner? Is this a good relationship? Just when he was about to agree, Ren Jie sighed and said:
"Eh~ Forget it. After all, it's quite dangerous to go out this time. My own life can be saved, but others' lives may not be safe."
"If these two are dead, they are dead. If something happens to the executioner, wouldn't it be for nothing? It's quite difficult to train one, right?"
Yan Ruyu:???
Zhang Daoxian:???
No... what the hell, if we die, we will die?
Isn’t beating a worker’s life considered life?
You can at least send a message and don't say it openly, okay?
Are you polite?
Ren Jie was seen holding his chin: "But... there are really not enough manpower for the three of us. I already have a candidate in mind for the last member of the team..."
"But... I need Brother Ce to do a little favor~"
Zhou Ce was startled: "Could you be talking about..."
…
Midsummer Base, behind the Triumphal Legion, and the Mad Dog Regiment training camp.
I saw a hyena wearing a black hood on its face, a sun hat on its head, and sunglasses on its face. It was dressed like an instructor and was lying comfortably on a sun lounger.
He is holding a border collie on his left side, a golden retriever on his right side, and a Pomeranian crawling on his body to lick his fur.
It's not another dog, it's Gou Qi.
"Ah~"
Here Gou Qi opened his mouth, and the golden retriever beside him quickly picked up a piece of cistanche deserticola. Gou Qi made it in two or three mouthfuls. He also took a sip of tea made from epimedium and actinolite, and his face was full of juice~
Gou Qi, who was immersed in the gentle countryside, glanced at the new recruits who had just arrived in the Mad Dog Regiment. He immediately stood up and said angrily:
"Wang~ Is this how you train?"
"How many times have I told you, you are wretched! You get it through practice!"
"What should you do if your enemy is stronger than you? What should you do if you take advantage of him and don't give you a chance? What should you do if you find an opportunity to take advantage of him, but the enemy turns around and tries to run away? Still take advantage of him!"
As he spoke, he opened his mouth and bit down on the steel flagpole on the side, moving as fast as lightning.
The steel pillars were chewed off by Gou Qi, and chewing steel was as easy as chewing sugar cane.
"I'm telling you, vulgarity comes from practice. Can you compare to twenty years of vulgarity in this mouthful?"
"Keep practicing for me!"
"Start by lifting the vaginal legs, then poke the eyes, spit, then a monkey steals peaches, bullshit, right! Then go around and then kill for a thousand years, yaa, yaa, yaa, go to death!"
At this moment, the new recruits who had just entered the Triumph Legion were almost going crazy being tortured by Gou Qi. After finally being selected into the Triumph Legion, they had to learn from dogs for three months. Is that okay?
What does this teach? Damn it!
Gou Qi glared and said, "What are you looking at? Are you dissatisfied? Do you think these are obscene and obscene? Not in line with your status as a soldier?"
"I'm telling you, the law of the jungle still applies on the battlefield. No matter how easy it is to make a trick, the one who can make you win will be the one who survives!"
"Go on and practice with me. You still need to be strong to pawn. The training is over when you can use a crane to catch a 100 kilogram dumbbell! Otherwise, be careful, I will take advantage of you!"
From a distance, Yan Ruyu looked at this scene with a confused expression:
"No...this guy is the teammate you are looking for? Director of the Anorectal Department?"
Ren Jie spread his hands: "What's wrong? Is there any problem?"
"Brother Gou? Will my love fortune be good this year?"
As soon as Gou Qi heard this familiar voice, his ears suddenly stood up!
"Woof woof woof woof!"
His eyes were bright, and he ran towards Ren Jie quickly, pulling out streaks of yellow smoke behind him, shouting as he ran.
Then he flew into Ren Jie's arms and licked his cheek wildly, his tail wagging in excitement.
"Brother Jie! I heard you were coming here before, why did you come to see me? Haha~"
Gou Qi's face was filled with joy of meeting old friends again.
Ren Jie smiled and said, "We haven't seen each other for so long. How come you've become a licker? How have you been during this time?"
When he mentioned this, Gou Qi became angry:
"Heaven, this is simply heaven. I have captured all the bitches in the entire military dog camp!"
"Well, there's no way. A wild and rogue dog like me is the favorite of a good dog like them, just like a good girl will always fall in love with the little yellow hair!"
The corner of Ren Jie's mouth twitched when he heard this: "Hey~ I have a harem in a military dog camp? Is it really yours? Can your kidneys bear it?"
Gou Qi suddenly smiled crookedly: "I can't help it. I've been eating well since I was a child. My name as the God of War is not in vain. It's just a pity that there are no female hyenas here..."
"But it doesn't matter. I have learned a lot of unique skills from senior Chen Hegao. He has completely taught me the essence of Mad Dog Boxing. I am now a very powerful person!"
"On weekdays, when I have nothing to do, I train new recruits. In the past, people trained dogs, but now it's the dog's turn to train people, hahaha~"
Ren Jie looked at the new recruits and put his hands on their foreheads. They were miserable enough.
At this moment, the two border collies and golden retrievers also came over, wagging their tails at Ren Jie.
Gou Qi said proudly: "Nuo~ My 107 wife, and 358 wife, please say hello to Brother Jie..."
Ren Jie was dumbfounded, damn! How many good housewives and dogs has this guy caused?
At this moment, Zhang Daoxian also looked at the two dogs curiously: "They... don't bite, right?"
Gou Qi grinned: "If you don't bite, if you don't believe me, why don't you touch it?"
Zhang Daoxian tilted his head, eh? This is the first time I heard such an unreasonable request.
"You really want me to touch you?"
"Oh! Touch it, what are you doing? If you don't touch it, you won't give me face!"
Zhang Daoxian was confused. Since your intention is so strong, I can't refuse.
I saw him squatting down, raising his hand to touch the golden retriever and the border collie twice.
Touch from Tian Ling Gai to the root of tail.
Touching it with these two hands, the golden retriever and border collie were bald from the top of the head to the root of the tail...
Gou Qi:???
"Oh shit! You take off my wife's dog hair coat? Do you really think I don't exist?"
"How dare you kill a dog? Are you still a human being? I will fight with you!"
His wife's clothes were torn off. It's impossible for a male dog to bear it, right?
"Dog hole! Iron teeth and steel teeth!"
A dog hole popped out from under Zhang Daoxian's crotch, opened his bloody mouth, and bit into Zhang Daoxian's middle with one bite.
Put 20 years of obscenity into full play!
Zhang Daoxian:!!!
"Wo Nima! Are you biting my spiritual root? Are you so cruel? I will kill you!"
He raised his palm and slapped Gou Qitian's Linggai.
Gou Qi dug a dog hole on the spot to escape, and the two started fighting on the spot. For a while, dog hair and strips of cloth were flying all over the sky...
Yan Ruyu squatted on the ground with despair in her eyes...
Who are these teammates on this horse?
Chapter completed!