Chapter 122 You are my God!
Then I picked up a piece of soil with chopsticks, plucked up the courage, stuffed it into my mouth, and started chewing it!
(??Deng????? ?) "Mhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I saw that the two of them had a mask of pain on their faces and they were frantically spitting out the soil. Their white teeth were stained with darkness, and their mouths were full of fishy smell. (The soil is really fishy, I tasted it...)
Jiang Jiuli stomped her feet in anger: "Ren Jie! Are you lying to me, can you tell me that this soil be eaten?"
Ren Jie laughed at this scene with a slight sound, and sprayed the two of them with black faces.
I said you really believe it? Isn't this too cute?
Mo Wanrou had a dark face. Fortunately, I was in the form of a gorilla and couldn't eat anything, otherwise I would have fallen into the pit.
"You are too willing to cheat us out of eating dirt, right? You really eat it..."
Ren Jie rolled his eyes:
"Who lied to you? People and their physique cannot be generalized. As a genetic warrior, can't even bear this little bit of suffering? Only by eating the soil in the middle of the earth can one take office!"
Jiang Jiuli wiped his mouth and looked angry: "The physique of people and humans cannot be generalized, so you must be a rustic body, right?"
Ren Jie:=????(????????)?
On the other side, Mei Qian was lying on the ground, with his eyes seriously stuffed into his mouth.
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Looking at Mei Qian, Ren Jie also had sweat on his forehead and quickly pulled him up from the ground:
"Don't eat... I really don't eat it. It's just a joke. Most people can't eat it, and no one can make it!"
Plum money:(??? )…
So I'm destined to lose money in my life, right?
Everyone looked at each other, sighed in unison, and their stomachs began to roar again. Just as everyone was emoji, Ren Jie couldn't help but smile.
After snapping his fingers, he saw Diao Bao, who was covered in snow-white body, coming from Ren Jie's grass skirt.
I crawled out, raised my waist and exposed my original bag...
Ren Jie reached in and took it out:
"Wait for a big meal for you..."
Mei Qian immediately opened his mouth wide: "You... are you a demon pet? Hiss~"
As for Mo Wanrou and Jiang Jiuli, there is nothing to be shocked, because they have already met...
Ren Jie took out a quadruple rocket launcher from the original bag...
Everyone looked at Ren Jie with black lines on their heads.
"Do you want to treat everyone to a shot?"
Ren Jie's mouth twitched: "Dig... I'm wrong... Wait..."
So in everyone's expectant eyes, Ren Jie took out a box of Master Kong's instant noodles, drinks, ham, sausage, eggs, and even a plastic sheet from Diao Bao's original bag.
Shu Ge knelt down for Ren Jie with a snap:
"God! Brother Jie! Are you my God, you?"
They never expected that Ren Jie was carrying supplies. Although they were not big meals, they were definitely enough to fill their stomachs.
Mo Wanrou's expression suddenly froze: "Wait... can you be a marten? Why didn't you say it earlier? Let me carry the same backpack as the double-door refrigerator all the way?"
Ren Jie spread his hands: ╮( ??ω?? )╭ "You didn't ask~"
Mo Wanrou:~%?…;# *’☆&℃$!
Once the plastic cloth is put on, it is regarded as a picnic cloth, while Ren Jie takes the initiative to take on the heavy responsibility of cooking, condenses ice cubes and puts them into the instant noodles bucket, then heats them by hand, and cooks the instant noodles directly.
Then, using the Fire Cloud Palm, fry a sugar-heart egg for several people, tear open the ham sausage, hold it with your hands, and the fragrant grilled sausage is ready.
The few people sat under the tree and whipped the instant noodles with satisfaction, while eating instant noodles, they still stared at Mei Qian.
I saw him slowly tearing open the instant noodles bucket, except for a broken noodles inside.
The cake, there is no seasoning bag, and there is not even a fork...
Shu Ge and his friends all looked like they saw a ghost, and Ren Jie also smacked his lips: "This is really evil..."
Mei Qian smiled brightly: "I'm used to it, and I'll eat it..."
As he spoke, he grabbed the dough and wanted to chew it, but Ren Jie didn't believe in evil, so he used it through perspective, and when he picked up a bottle of Coke, he stuffed it to the plums.
"If you open this bottle, I really don't believe it!"
Mei Qian was a little confused, but she obediently unscrewed the bottle cap. The moment she opened it, Coke burst out and sniffed his face.
Mei Qian was not annoyed, but stared at the bottle cap in his hand, which clearly stated the words "Come another bottle".
At this moment, Mei Qian widened his eyes, looked in disbelief, and tears flowed out of his eyes and threw them into Ren Jie's arms.
(;′???口?`) "Brother Jie! You are simply my lucky star. I have started to turn luck. Since I was a child, I have never won the prize for buying drinks. Today is the first time, the first time?"
"I want to treasure this bottle cap forever, I hang my neck!" ??
Ren Jie's forehead was sweating, damn... do you call this lucky? Didn't you just get a look of Coke?
How low do you have for luck?
Don't hang around? Take it for Coke!
The night was getting darker, and several people gathered around the bonfire, each with a small branch, wearing spicy strips and roasted with fire. The swaying fire shone on everyone's face, and the atmosphere was just right...
Ren Jie smiled and tilted his head to look at Jiang Jiuli:
"Hey~ How did you meet the gorilla? Are you a kid? Gobang, is this your size since you were a child? Generally speaking, girls rarely have this size, right?"
Ren Jie did not avoid this question, but asked it bluntly!
Mo Wanrou rolled her eyes while holding her knees:
"Good guy, are you just so straightforward, don't you even call the statue girl?"
"Xiao Li and I met in high school, as for me
What's the body shape? When I was in junior high school, I was even thinner than Xiaoge's..."
As soon as these words were said, everyone was shocked and even Jiang Jiuli looked unbelievable.
Ren Jie gasped: "So you grew up eating bodybuilding champion?"
Mo Wanrou had a dark face: "Ah yes yes, yes, one mouthful!"
"At that time, I was very thin and cute, with beautiful blonde hair and a soft-tempered personality, so... I became the target of being bullied."
"Do you know, sometimes you are bullied because you did something wrong. There is no reason for those people to bully you. Some people bully you, so others follow you because they think it's cool and fulfilling..."
"I was cut off my hair, tore my books, and put pens on my clothes, and doodled on my desk, from the initial bullying to the later one's worse..."
"They started to block me and prevent me from going to the bathroom, blocked me in the corner and rubbed my face with a mop, pinched me, kicked me, isolated me..."
"I thought about resisting, but I'm too weak to beat them..."
Looking at Mo Wanrou sitting on the ground with her knees in her arms, Ren Jie's expression also sank.
"What happened later?"
Mo Wanrou continued, "I don't want to be bullied by those guys anymore, so I decided to exercise. When they bully me again, I will resist and let them know that I am not easy to bully either."
"I want everyone to know that I'm not easy to mess with when they see me!"
"I exercised day and night, lifted iron and ran, and my body became stronger little by little. Until later, I opened the gene lock and awakened the abilities of the scarab beetles. After training, my physical fitness rose sharply."
"I became taller and stronger than everyone else. No one dared to approach me when I walked on the road. I beat the guys who had bullied me hard and let out anger."
"I don't care what others think of me. I like my current body shape, which makes me more confident and confident to face all the injustice in the world!"
Chapter completed!