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13 Starling upgrades to become a father

"Waiwaiwai Bastard calls, answer quickly!!"

"Waiwaiwai Bastard calls, answer quickly!!"

"Cool little baby, handsome bad Liu Meng, cute big tiger, cute Aunt Mei, come some, get up and stutter, stutter, I order you to answer the phone quickly!!"

As soon as the dream came to an end, Liu Meng remembered the phone in his pocket. Hearing this strange sound, Liu Meng pressed the answer button and explained with a smile on his face. "This is the starling called. He made the ringtone himself, and I'm not allowed to change it, hahaha."

"Is it Mr. Liu Meng? I'm a starling brother. It's a big deal. I accidentally killed someone. I'm a father." After staying in Dongguang for a few days, the starling brother actually started speaking Cantonese.

When Liu Meng heard the words of the starling brother, he was stunned for a moment, and then after understanding its meaning, he said angrily, "Brother, you are nothing to make fun of. Who is calling your Cantonese language? Is it your big-headed ghost? Let me make it clear, how can you kill someone if you keep breaking birds??"

"You are so big-headed ghost. I'm so happy today. My son and the others have come out. I want to be a father, haha." After a few words from Liu Meng, the starling on the opposite phone came crazy again.

Hearing the sound of a starling, the little girl immediately ran forward and snatched her cell phone and said angrily, "Brother, I am the little princess Xinxin. Is your son so fun? Is there any good-looking thing about you??"

"Uh, it looks so ugly. There is not a single bare feather, just like the fried chicken in KFC. They are not fun at all, they only know how to eat and can't do anything." When the starling who was a father for the first time was asked by the little girl, he suddenly thought about it and suddenly felt that being a father was not something to be happy about.

Hearing the frustrated words of the starlings, Liu Meng said with a funny look, "Brother, you didn't have feathers before, so they are your sons, and they will be someone who will support you in the future!!"

"Have you a big-headed ghost, are you stupid? We parrots are birds, not animals with high IQ. We only care about ourselves throughout our lives and never manage other partners. There is no such thing as you humans like. Is it good to raise children to prevent old age?

Besides, we parrots can live up to eighty years old. At such a long age, I have a master. Can I use them to support me in my old age?" I couldn't speak to the little girl, and I just started to argue with Liu Meng without saying a word.

"Talking a phone call with a parrot should be very interesting. Liu Meng lends it to me to play with it, and I also want to talk to our starling!!"

After taking the phone from Liu Mang's hand, Meng Xiaoqiao said excitedly at the phone, "Hey, is it a starling? I am Liu Mang's wife, Xinxin's mother, your mistress, hey, are you not planning to please me now?"

"Oh, I'll go, the sound is so nice. I know that the hostess on the opposite side is a beautiful beauty. Hey, hey, hey, I don't know what luck Liu Meng has left. Such a beautiful wife is cheaper.

To be honest, the boss lady is just like a fairy-like voice and an angel-like beauty. If I were a man, I would just snatch it home or not or not, and I would just snatch it home as a wife. Hahaha." Hearing Meng Xiaoqiao's words, the starling really didn't even want to be shameless. He kept praising Meng Xiaoqiao how good she was, and even if necessary, he would step on Liu Meng Xiaoqiao to praise Meng Xiaoqiao.

Hearing the praise of the starlings, Meng Xiaoqiao covered her mouth and pointed at Liu Meng and giggled, "Hahaha, I'm so hilarious. Our starlings are really cute. If it weren't for the serious accent, I would have suspected that there was someone on the other side. Huh, did you hear it? Marry me, you're lucky. Huh, heh, the bad guys are starting to kick me again."

Following Meng Xiaoqiao's gaze, Liu Meng and others could clearly see that Meng Xiaoqiao had a few naughty belly, constantly dancing with her hands and feet, kicking her randomly.

After attaching to Meng Xiaoqiao's belly, Liu Meng reached out to gently stroke Meng Xiaoqiao's belly, and said with a smile on his face, "Little guys, you have made your mother fat so much. If you are making trouble, when you come out, Dad wants it but you are a little pp."

"Brothers and sisters, Dad is not lying. My sister has been beaten by Dad many times. You must be obedient. When you grow up, my sister will take you to buy delicious food and teach you how to fight." Seeing that his father is attached to his mother and spoke, the little girl also came up with freshness and said with a smile on her face.

Hearing the little girl's words, Liu Mang hurriedly covered the little girl's mouth and said speechlessly, "Xinxin, it's enough to be a demon king like you in the family. Do you plan to make your younger brother and sister as naughty as you?"

"I, it turns out that you are pregnant too, hostess, gaga little guys. Listen, I am your commander, my brother. After you are born, I can take you to ride a big tiger and sing to you." Seeing that Liu Meng's family talk about the children again, the other end of the phone immediately came, and the brother's brother's rattle laughter came.

When he heard the voice of the starling brother, he remembered the fact that the starling brother could sing. Meng Xiaoqiao said to the phone, "Brother, my brother, I always want to listen to you singing. You can sing to the little babies. Maybe they won't kick me once you sing."

"Okay, little babies, my brother will sing you a good nursery rhyme. Let's take a roar together to give it to the little princes who are not born yet, love you."

After a few words of quack, the starlings lied to the sound and started singing happily; "Let us roar up, push the waves away, the sea reflects the beautiful white tower, surrounded by green trees and red walls, the boat gently floats in the water, and a cool wind blows towards us."

"The red scarf faces the sun, the sun shines on the sea, the fish in the water look at us, quietly listening to our happy singing, the boat gently floats in the water, and the cool wind blows towards us."

"After completing the homework for the day, let's have fun, I ask your dear partner, who arranged a happy life for us? The boat gently floated in the water, and the cool wind blew towards us."

"Let's roar, the boat pushes away the waves, the sea reflects the beautiful white tower, surrounded by green trees and red walls, the boat gently floats in the water, and a cool wind blows towards you,"

After listening to the nursery rhyme of the starlings, Meng Xiaoqiao covered her mouth and said incrediblely, "Oh my God, I didn't believe that our starlings could sing before, but now it's so incredible to hear them with my own ears. Oh my God, no wonder it can win the Grammy Award!!"

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