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Chapter 22 Li Xianyu: I have a new show

Three days passed in a flash, and Li Xianyu met several bloody people in the group. Except for the Thunder and Lightning Dharma King, everyone else was not very reliable. No, Thunder War Ji is quite reliable and occasionally she will be slutty. In fact, she is quite reliable and not cold. Li Xianyu checked her space and was a tall and beautiful beauty with short hair.

The most unreasonable one is the girl killer and fingering style that resembles Kato Eagle. The former is a handsome handsome guy with a rich and handsome man, and the latter is a sham-bearded uncle.

Then Li Bai, the biggest characteristic of this person is that he likes to recite poems. As he talks, he will sing a few lines of poetry. He is very tired of chatting with him, especially likes to fight poetry. Does a poem come out? Then @ you take the next sentence?

There are also Murphy and Li Shizhen who only showed their side. The former is said to be in charge of the world's bloody profiles, and she won all the bloody names in the company. Li Xianyu has not yet become a regular and has no title for the time being.

No wonder he felt that the company's blood-born title was very similar, and it turned out to be from the same person.

This woman has something to name, she is a talent.

The blood descendants do not ask for their real names, unless they are voluntarily, they are uniformly referred to by code names.

Li Shizhen is one of the four major doctors in the medical department. She has an unparalleled acupuncture technique in the world. She wants to cure his kidney deficiency and is very easy to get it. But since that day, he has stopped online. Li Xianyu can't figure out what he thinks, and everyone is not familiar with it, so she didn't go to the company to find someone.

Li Shizhen is also a code name, not a real name.

The most interesting thing is King Kong. This guy has serious feminism and cannot accept any physical contact with a woman. Even if he shakes his hand, he will feel nauseous and vomit, as if... a woman is a piece of shit in his eyes?

The key is that King Kong is not gay, it’s fine if he is a gay man, but there is no way to go. Men can have many ways, and occasionally they can be the same way.

But he didn't dare to be interested in men, so he could only accompany his hands and talk about **.

So that day Li Bai was teasing King Kong, and Li Xianyu accidentally got into the trap. In the past few days, King Kong was resentful and often criticized him as a newcomer in the group.

"Bian Que said that this kind of mental trauma is almost permanent and cannot be cured. King Kong has collected almost all the fans of the island country over the years."

During a private chat, the Thunder and Lightning Dharma King said so.

Bian Que is one of the four major doctors in the medical department.

It seems that he is asking for a lot of money to buy his computer memory card... Li Xianyu went online and keenly caught the loophole. "No, there are two situations of phobia, one is social fear, and the other is the gap in the semen library and fear of women. The former is generally seen in otaku, while the latter is in middle-aged uncles. What is the situation of King Kong and where is his root cause."

Otaku's phobia should not be a normal person with women. The middle-aged uncle lost to the slaughter of time, and women don't want it, let alone watch the movie.

Regarding this issue, the Thunder and Lightning Dharma King was not very clear, and only said it was mental trauma, but Vajra refused to reveal the cause of his phobia.

I got up at 8 o'clock in the morning, went downstairs to buy breakfast, and picked up the express delivery in the express cabinet. The express delivery was Grandma's clothes, some snacks and daily necessities. Women's clothes were too expensive in the mall and could not afford them. Li Xianyu sacrificed Taobao. Although Taobao was inferior and fake goods were everywhere, it was cheap. Of course, he didn't give it to Grandma's account, and it would be a waste of money if he gave it to Grandma.

Then there are the props he bought online to ward off evil spirits and prevent ghosts.

In addition, there are three-no express delivery, which comes from the company.

Grandma was still sleeping in, her back facing the door, her slender legs were clamped with bedding, and she was wearing short pajamas that had just reached the base of her thighs. Her little butt was round and upright, but it was a little too small. Li Xianyu still liked the kind of plump buttocks like a full moon.

The loli has not grown up, the girl is too young, and the women of the same age are not as charming, so it is better for young women and older sisters.

Without disturbing her, he closed the door. He turned to Sanwu's room, holding the express box in his hand, knocked on the door first, and then said, "Sanwu, I'm in."

Sanwu sat obediently on the bed watching TV, staring blankly, and did not show any signs because of Li Xianyu's entry.

"Your express delivery." Li Xianyu handed over the express delivery box.

Sanwu opened the box and took out a gas mask from it. His expressionless little face showed a slightly relieved expression.

"Gas mask?!" Li Xianyu seemed to have guessed something.

"Practice Qi!" San Wudao said, as she put on the gas mask and sat cross-legged on the bed.

My god, this is how I operate...

Sanwu thought for a while and explained: "If you don't wear a gas mask, you will be poisoned by smog when you breathe. After all, we live in the Shanghai Stock Exchange."

It's good to be black.

Li Xianyu covered her face silently: "Does everyone wear this thing when practicing qi? Why didn't I expect it?"

Three No: "The company's ventilation system has a large air purifier. You don't have to worry about haze when practicing qi in the company. For you, you can only buy this one."

He had previously imagined various ways to overcome the Dharma-Ending Age, including fantasy, immortals, and low-key people, but he didn't expect it to be so scientific.

It turns out that in the Dharma-Ending Age, is it enough to have a gas mask or air purifier?

Li Xianyu was unhappy: "You keep going, I'm going to play games."

I stayed up late last night and read a lot of information. He is no longer a novice in practicing Qi. At least he knows some common sense. There is a jargon in practicing Qi: Water drops through the stone, which is a ten-year achievement!

It means that no matter whether it is a genius or a useless person, the threshold for entering the school in terms of qi training is ten years.

This means that even if Li Xianyu is a genius who meets once in a thousand years, he will have to practice for ten years to achieve success.

Ten years later, he grew up to be an uncle. He couldn't show off when he was young, so what's the point of practicing Qi?

Li Xianyu, who is used to fast-paced life in the Shanghai Stock Exchange, has eliminated the path of Qi training from his heart.

I can only rely on awakening. As long as I can awaken, I can control my grandmother and will be invincible in the world at that time.

"bite!"

A message prompt came from the chat software "Gu Yao".

Li Xianyu took out his cell phone and swiped the chat of the blood-born seniors.

It was King Kong who complained that there was no new episode and was tired of watching the old episode, and asked if there were any exciting island nation anime in the group, which was also possible for Europe and the United States.

But no one responded to him. There were a bunch of monster blood descendants in the group. They wanted money and didn't think they were short of women. They might take a look because of their interest, but they would never search and collect them.

King Kong: "I'm bored, I know that begging you is useless. Why has that guy Long Aotian not woke up yet? Has no one called him recently?"

Thunder Zhan Ji: "Do you dare to go? The fire-breathing baby is lucky and saved him, but even so, he still relapsed a few days ago. Now he is tied to the medical department and treated as a severely psychotic patient."

Girl killer: "I'm not afraid of otakus loving fantasy, but I'm afraid of otakus having superpowers."

The fingering is very similar to Kato Eagle: "So, I would rather move bricks than be an otaku. And now Sanwu is following Li Xianyu, otherwise with her protection, we can try to wake up Long Aotian."

Li Bai: "Sanwu protects the most to ensure safety, but he still can't wake Long Aotian up. You can never wake up a person who pretends to be asleep. Why does Sanwu have to follow an intern?"

Thunder War God: "The Dharma King said he is a material that can be made."

The fingering method looks very similar to Kato Eagle: "Do you believe it? Perfunctory. Just ask him directly if you want to @The walking pile driver."

Li Xianyu was about to respond when suddenly an id who didn't know him asked, "Who is Li Xianyu?"

Li Bai posted a picture with the words: Little sister, brother will take you to see the goldfish.

The girl killer posted a picture with the words: Do you want to know me?

The fingering method is very similar to Kato Eagle's posting a picture with the words: Three years of hard earnings, no loss in the death penalty!

It was his dew-bird photo again.

Li Xianyu:mmp.

[Archive Administrator] Murphy: "Don't post such pictures in front of children, and then ban the message. Tongtong, that person is Li Xianyu."

Murphy withdraws all the photos.

Tongtong: "Such a terrible person has joined the group."

When Li Xianyu saw this, a bitterness surged to his nose. He had just entered the world and had no image.

[Archives Administrator] Murphy: "Tongtong, has the new drama been filmed?"

Tongtong: "Well, the filming has just been completed and I will go back to Shanghai to attend class tomorrow. My mother said I can't leave too much homework."

She posted several photos of the crew to the group and took photos with various costumes of celebrities. Each photo had a little loli with big eyes and long hair. She looked well-behaved and cute, and very cute.

The little loli should be Tongtong.

The fingering looks very similar to Kato Eagle: "Why are there no photo of Qin Baby, and she hasn't filmed a new drama?"

Tongtong: "The boss has already stopped the movie and is taking care of the children at home."

Girl Killer: "I'm curious about who the child's father is."

This question has been praised by everyone.

[Deputy Minister of Medical Department] Li Shizhen: "Tongtong, is your father's lumbar disc herniation better?"

Tongtong: "Thank you, grandpa, it's much better."

Walking pile driver: "Minister Li Shizhen, you are finally out. Let's make an appointment to meet."

[Deputy Minister of Medical Department] Li Shizhen: "It's no help, say goodbye!"

King Kong: "Hahaha, boy, you are worse than me, and you are so embarrassed to write poems and joke about me."

Then, King Kong posted photos of Li Xianyu's bird, with various slutty characters.

Walking pile driver: "Senior King Kong, don't do this, I have a new episode here."

Cong really stopped, "What new episodes, I have read countless movies, unless you brought them from RB, or like Long Aotian, you can climb over the wall to foreign websites."

System prompt: The walking pile driver shared the link.

Five seed links:

【Seven minors with bare breasts exposed, bullying a young woman with exposed clothes】

【Birthday parents became beasts, and the girl was forced to sell herself in a bathing center】

【The beautiful girl falls into the hands of a beast and is forced to cultivate feelings with it every day】

[Traveling time, a pure high school girl falls in love with a dog and lives a shameless life]

[Family Ethics: The brother imprisoned and humiliated his sister because he was dissatisfied with his marriage, and chased his nephew]

[In the wild! A woman was in a coma and was dragged into the depths of the dense forest by seven men]

King Kong: "A good person has a peaceful life."

Girl killer: "A good person has a safe life."

Li Bai: "A good person has a safe life."

The fingering is very similar to Kato Eagle: "A good person has a safe life."
Chapter completed!
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