"Did I wear these clothes?" Li Xianyu was such a smart person. He immediately guessed the wolves' ambitions of the three women and refused loudly: "What disguise and disguise, what are the three evil tricks? You just want to see my women's clothing."

"Women's clothing is an art." The oval face and pretty right guardian said excitedly.

Li Xianyu turned his head and looked at his sister standing with his hands behind his back, as if he was indifferent to his onlooker: "What's your idea?"

Bing Zhazi generously admitted and gave his own explanation: "I have thought about it. Of course, the charming ability is the best match for women. If you put on makeup and become a woman, even if you show your charm in a grand manner, the people of the Aoki family will not associate it with you. They would not have thought that Li Xianyu not only did not die, but also became a woman."

Become a woman...

Li Xianyu shivered violently. This sentence is too lethal for a straight man.

"I don't know how to wear women's clothing. This is my most basic bottom line as a man, sister..." Li Xianyu took a deep breath and said aggrievedly: "Mom, you are too embarrassed for me. Did you want a daughter at the beginning, but accidentally gave birth to me with a handle?"

This sentence is also very lethal to Bing Zhazi, and her smooth spine is full of goose bumps.

Thinking of the big eagle girl and the right guardian on the side, she endured it and said lightly: "Just this time, I won't force you anymore."

Li Xianyu sneered: "There are only zero times and countless times in women's clothing."

"Think about it, how many times is this for women's clothing?"

Li Xianyu was stunned, thought about it seriously, and then his expression and body froze.

He raised the corner of his mouth under Bing Zhazi's mask: "Remember?"

Maybe maybe it's really...not the first time.

Li Xianyu remembered that in the distant past, he was not long after he was in elementary school, at the age of seven or eight. On a weekend when his adoptive parents went out, he and his sister were playing at home. While playing, Bingzhazi dragged him into the room, took out the princess skirt, headband, butterfly hairpin... and coaxed him and dressed him up as a girl.

Behind every cute boy, there is a mother or sister who likes to watch his women's clothing.

My adoptive parents came back in the afternoon and found that their son was missing. I looked at it again... Oh, what a cute little daughter, who are you?

Later, my adoptive mother also said that when my salted fish is dressed up, there is nothing to do with girls.

This unhealthy trend was immediately stopped by his adoptive father. He cursed Bing Zhazi for the first time, who is his adoptive father? A dance hall gangster, a straight man, how can he tolerate such a thing happening?

So, the door to the new world that Li Xianyu had just opened was forcibly closed by his adoptive father.

But after this incident, the adoptive father realized that his son was too handsome and not manly enough, and was afraid that his son would be really wrong in the future.

At that time, homosexual plots appeared frequently in American dramas, and there were even many gay-themed movies in Xiangjiang. Influenced by this, the gay-themed culture in the Shanghai Stock Exchange in the late 1990s was not as scarce as it is now.

Later, during Li Xianyu's growth process, his adoptive father intentionally or unintentionally instilled in him that a successful man should have one Jing'an Maggie Cheung in the left hand and one Xu Hui and Brigitte Lin in the right hand.

Many years later, his son did not go astray. He became a bohemian, a human-shaped self-propelled cannon, a mobile pile driver.

The above is Li Xianyu's general family background and growth environment in the past twenty years.

Thinking of the past, Li Xianyu glared at Bing Zhazi fiercely: "After so many years, I still have a thief's heart."

"I don't, don't blame me." Bing Zhazi refused to admit it.

But the only pair of eyes exposed was no longer as calm as before as the cold pool, and there was a little bit of excitement and expectation.

My daughter, who has always been suspected by her parents to be a robot and is not interested in anything except travel, actually has a real hobby: look at her younger brother’s women’s clothing!

The next process was the surprise of the right guardian and the various strange laughters of the big eagle girl.

Li Xianyu's facial features are already delicate, and his outline is relatively gentle among men. The only thing that is particularly masculine is his thick sword eyebrows, which are full of vitality.

The first thing the right guardian does is to scrub eyebrows.

"In fact, the best way is to tattoo eyebrows." said the right guardian.

"It's good for half-permanent, save trouble." Bing Zhazi suggested.

"I think willow-leaf eyebrows are good, or single-line eyebrows." said the big eagle girl.

"What half-permanent, please make it clear and don't touch my eyebrows. Didn't you just put on makeup? What the hell is half-permanent?" Li Xianyu was terrified.

His words were automatically ignored by the three women.

In this way, the right guardian happily drew his eyebrows according to his face shape, then removed the miscellaneous hair, then pinched a three-yuan needle and carefully poked it, coloring the breasts...

After looking up close, I found that the right guardian was more delicate than he had imagined. He had an just right oval face, soft facial features, wavy light in his eyes, and his small mouth with lip balm flashed and colored.

It has a strange perfume smell and can't smell the brand, but the price is definitely high.

Half an hour later, the so-called semi-permanent eyebrows appeared, which were the slender eyebrows that the heroine in the TV series were standard, with sharp curves on the ends.

Li Xianyu: "..."

My heart was cold, and the eyebrows he was most satisfied with were gone on this face.

"I can grow back, isn't it really permanent?"

"No, permanent."

"Then I will cut the meat on both sides and let it grow back." Li Xianyu said fiercely.

In another half an hour, the makeup will be completed.

In the mirror, a fascinating face was wearing black contact lenses, a shiny wig, a melon-shaped face, bright eyes, a straight nose, and a rosy mouth.

The lotus comes out of clear water and is naturally decorated.

After blinking a few times, my eyes with false eyelashes flashed.

"Not bad, super beautiful woman." The right guardian slapped in a low voice. The sense of accomplishment of the birth of a super beautiful woman in his own hands is indescribable, and he is very satisfied.

Ice Zhazi's eyes were bright.

Lu Xun once said that the greatest, most permanent and most common art in our China is that men dress up as women.

Li Xianyu comforted himself so much in his heart.

"I've changed my clothes, I've changed my clothes." The big eagle girl excitedly placed her pleated short skirt and off-shoulder shirt on the table.

"You can't wear such clothes." Li Xianyu rolled up his trousers and showed them his big hair legs: "Can you wear them?"

"Shake your hair." said the big eagle girl.

"It's not OK to scratch it. Which beautiful woman has a stunning calves that are as muscular as mine?"

"That's right..." The big eagle girl was immediately disappointed.

To be fair, Bing Zhazi also likes outfits like short skirts, but she does not deny that what Li Xianyu said makes sense. She dragged her chin with one hand and thought for a while, "You can wear long skirts or trousers. Your body cannot be exposed. It is best to have another choker to block the Adam's apple."

"choker." Li Xianyu was confused.

The Right Guardian quickly solved his doubts, and the choker was a collar, a ladies' decoration that has become inexplicably popular in the fashion industry in recent years.

“…”

The big eagle girl squatted by the closet, raised her buttocks, searched for her for a while, and said, "You are too tall and your ordinary women's clothing doesn't match you, so let me look for it..."

After a moment, she found a set of clothes from the closet.

Black women's breeches, long boots of the same color, a white T-shirt on the upper body, and a short women's trench coat on the outer body.

Full of British style.

Looking at the beautiful self in the mirror, Li Xianyu had a thought in his mind: Who am I? I am the most beautiful flower in the Li family.

I am the most beautiful in the harem.

(╯°□°)╯︵┻━┻

"Well, I'm going abroad, this outfit is good." Bing Zhazi expressed satisfaction.

This outfit is suitable for tall women, and Li Xianyu is particularly suitable for wearing it.

"It's too small, I'm dressed tightly." Li Xianyu frowned.

"Let the right guardian take you to the city to pick it up, and now you're just a trick." Bing Zhazi said, frowned: "I always feel like something is missing."

The big eagle girl looked up and down, confused: "Nothing is missing, I think it's perfect."

The right guardian looked at each other with Bing Zhazi, and the former moved in his heart: "There is no chest."

Li Xianyu: "..."

Big Eagle Girl: "..."

Li Xianyu was terrified and said that I was a man who had no breasts?

The eagle girl lowered her head and looked at her chest that was wide on both sides of the tide, and her heart felt a sour and sadness.

"I have to explain something clearly first. You can't take photos or videos. This time, I will forget the process of my women's clothing and rot in my stomach. Don't spread it. Never mind, I can't let my grandmother know." Li Xianyu was serious about it.

"Why can't you let your grandmother know?" Da Diaomei asked back. She thought women's clothing was fun, but it might be a shameful thing in Li Xianyu's eyes, so she could understand it. But what's the matter with Wushuang's battle soul?

"Nonsense, I will be beaten to death." Li Xianyu said.

If Grandma Grandma knew that her only successor was so beautiful, it would be like her blow to her that her mother finally saw her son bringing her girlfriend home. When she opened the door, she saw that she was a cute boy!

"Let's go out shopping and let others see my masterpiece by the way." The right guardian took Li Xianyu's arm and half pulled and half pulled out.

At that time, the guardians were gathering in the big cave outside for breakfast, and they were very honest. They were eggs cooked in dog meat soup last night, a large pot of eggs, with millet porridge and pickles, and a large pot of braised beef.

The Cow Guardian pinched the egg with his left hand and the porridge with his right hand: "Nonsense, I won't go to Japan to shoot movies. Although I don't care about being watched by you when I mating, it doesn't mean I'm happy to let my beloved concubines be watched by men all over the world."

Wu Yan was peeling an egg. Hearing this, he looked up at him: "You are wrong. My real selling point is you. The film is aimed at Europe and the United States. Your muscles are in line with their aesthetic views. As for your beloved concubine... I believe no normal man will have sexual interest in a heifer."
To be continued...