Li Xianyu woke up "Youyou" and said blankly: "Hey, Zhan Ji, why are you in my room?"

Thunder and Ji Xiao’s sweet smile was still hanging on her face, biting her lip, and whispering: “You said you like me just now…really?”

Li Xianyu's incredible expression: "This seems not a question." He pretended to be puzzled: "What did I say just now?"

Thunder Zhan Ji smiled again, "Did you just dreamed that Grandma Zu didn't agree with us dating?" She wrinkled her nose: "Hmph, the old witch is so hateful."

"How do you say bad things about my grandmother?" Li Xianyu said, his tone and appearance, just like a husband expressing dissatisfaction to his daughter-in-law who is talking bad things about his mother-in-law.

"Then you don't know that your grandmother has always looked down on me. What era is this? Why do you say that you are not mixed-race? If I don't give birth to a son in the future, she will have to ask you to divorce me?" Lei Ting Zhan Ji said, then slapped the bed, looking very angry.

"...Is it going to have a baby?" Li Xianyu's mind was a little overwhelmed.

"I'm just giving an example, I want to tell you that if her thoughts don't change, you won't be able to marry a wife in the future. She kept mocking me when she was just having dinner, don't tell me you didn't hear it." Thunder Zhan Ji could have used to treat grandma's thoughts as wind in her ears. Anyway, when she was with Li Xianyu's chest, Thunder Zhan Ji hurriedly held her head down, her face turned sideways, and her face turned red and drunk. Because of her nervousness, she kept blinking and her eyelashes flashed.

"I'm so full of B, what's there to be rare?" Li Xianyu laughed out loud.

I have seen Cuihua's breasts on earth and grandma's childhood face.

Thunder Zhan Ji suddenly turned his head, glared at him with his eyes, and punched him hard: "Then don't want it."

I really don't care... Li Xianyu pinched the edge of the waist of his pants with both hands and pulled it down. He wanted to see the vest line, but Thunder Zhan Ji was shocked and held it down again, preventing him from succeeding.

"I'll just take a look."

"Don't look."

"Look at it, don't do anything else."

He was soft and hard again, and his tight jeans were stripped off. His two slender and tight legs reflected the light of the bedside lamp. They were white, smooth, long and straight. These legs were simply invincible.

Thunder Zhan Ji showed him for a few seconds, and his face became so ashamed that he was hot and he pulled the quilt to cover it.

"Don't touch it randomly." Thunder Zhan Ji's voice trembled, his fingers were cold, and he slid across his thighs and got goose bumps.

"I'll just touch it and don't do anything else."

"Give me your pants back." Thunder Zhan Ji always felt unsafe.

"Hey, the pants are flying away." Li Xianyu threw the jeans to the window.

"..." Thunder Zhan Ji said angrily: "I'm going back to my room."

"No, let me hold it for a while."

"Then don't do anything randomly." She also wanted to continue to keep warm, but was afraid that he would do whatever he wanted. But in fact, she didn't notice that her bottom line was being tempted little by little, and she retreated little by little.

How could it be possible if you don't do anything randomly?

A few minutes later...

"I'll just rub it, just rub it."

"You lied to me, you took off all of me." Thunder Zhan Ji's voice was filled with grievance and crying, and a hint of fear.

"How old is you? Some things you have to go through. No, you have already experienced them. Have you forgotten the unforgettable memories that Slime brings to you? Madan, now think about it, I have been green by my left hand countless times."

"No, no." The attitude is very firm.

"But I feel very uncomfortable now. Shouldn't you fulfill your girlfriend's obligations?"

"Just not."

"I don't want that either... Zhan Ji, can you try to operate the turtle?"

“???”

"It won't be okay, I'll teach you."

"...Oh, I'm so disgusting, put it away quickly."

"Tsk, you haven't seen the emoticon package."

Just as he was making a fuss, Li Xianyu suddenly moaned, covered her waist, fell on the bed and twitched all over.

Thunder Zhan Ji was shocked: "What's wrong?"

"No, it's okay, kidney failure." Li Xianyu vented more and intake less: "Let me slow down. My superpower consumption just now is too much, and I will not be able to recover for a while."

As soon as I finished speaking, there was a knock on the door, bang bang, and I was very forceful.

"Li Xianyu, open the door for me."

One step closer to being happy, Grandma Zu is here...

The two of them were shocked and turned over and sat up. Thunder Zhan Ji held the quilt and covered the Chunguang on her chest: "It's your grandmother."

"I know, I know." Li Xianyu grinned while wearing clothes.

Thunder Zhan Ji twisted her white body and ran to the window to pick up her pants, put them on quickly, and whispered: "Your breasts are so annoying."

Li Xianyu was so smart that he didn't say anything. He thought to himself, Zhan Ji, you should be more careful. With my grandmother's ears, it was just a soundproof door that couldn't be blocked.

Thunder Zhan Ji put on her clothes and tidyed her hair. Seeing that Li Xianyu was wearing similar clothes, she hurried to open the door.

Grandma at the door was inserted into her waist, looking down on herself with a sharp look. She first glanced at the room, then looked at Thunder Zhan Ji's red face, and felt so angry that she almost sipped out of blood.

"The girls nowadays are really capable. I went to the archives department to check the information and everyone climbed onto my great-grandson's bed. For such maids, my mother was beaten to death and threw them out to feed the dogs." Grandma said sarcastically.

Thunder Zhan Ji's face was flushed and she was not satisfied: "Hey, my Qing Dynasty has perished?"

This clever little slut.

Grandma's face turned blue and took a deep breath: "Anyway, my great-grandson is not a loss."

"Yes, yes, then Grandma Zu, please go back to your room first. I haven't finished it yet. I'll give you all the advantage to your great-grandson, anyway, he won't lose."

Thunder Zhan Ji suddenly felt that she was sure to win in competing with Grandma Zu. Grandma Zu’s mentality was like being a father, who was so stubborn that the cabbage in the family were not allowed to be umbrella. She was born at a disadvantage. As long as she was a little slander, Grandma Zu would have no choice but to do anything to her.

Who told Grandma Zu to protect her cabbage?

"Grandma Zu, come in and talk." Li Xianyu shouted quickly. You can't let them continue, otherwise Zhan Ji will be beaten.

Thunder Warrior took the opportunity to slip away.

Grandma Zu entered the room with a dark face and slammed the door with a "bang!" After entering the room, she walked around the bed and twitched her nose hard.

"What are you doing?" Li Xianyu pretended to be stupid.

"Smell it or not, is there any sour smell of love?" Grandma Grandma didn't smell it, her face relaxed a lot. A tiger jumped onto the bed, sat on her great-grandson's belly, and said viciously: "Did you, an unworthy descendant, take my words to heart?"

Just imagine, if she came one step late, the room would not be laughter, but um.

When I figured out that scene, Grandma Zu's mentality exploded.

"You said you wanted me to get married sooner and give birth to the Li family." Li Xianyu said innocently.

"I didn't let you marry a mixed race."

"I don't plan to have a child now. Having sex and having a baby are different things, okay, Grandma Zu, you have reacted too much."

"I, I..." Grandma Zu felt chest tightness like blockage and gritted her teeth and said, "Anyway, it's not allowed. Let me tell you that I have chosen the daughters-in-law of great-grandsons of all generations. You are not allowed to touch women before I choose a satisfactory wife."

"How about the three no ones?" Li Xianyu asked.

Sanwu happened to be away today, and the Thunder and Lightning King arranged a task for her temporarily.

"The heartless and cold girl is not good."

"Cuihua Tweed."

"Barring, can Cuihua give birth to a baby?"

Don’t you understand the isolation of species?

"Where is Yui Aoki?"

"You still want to marry an islander. Do you still have the ancestors in your eyes?"

"What about my sister? Anyway, I have no blood relationship with her and I am a childhood sweetheart, so I have no guesses."

"That's not OK. Dad is crazy, mom is crazy, your sister's virtue will definitely be annoying to all the children you will have in the future."

Li Xianyu suddenly turned over, arched her down, supported her hands, pressed her on Grandma's body, staring at Grandma's spiritual eyes, and breathed out alcohol in his breath. With the alcohol, his voice was hoarse: "What about you?"

The room fell into a strange silence.

Bang bang, bang bang...

My heartbeats like a drum, and I can't tell who is beating wildly.

Grandma Zu's expression gradually became dull and stupid, and then gradually turned into horror, as if she had heard the most terrifying words in the world.

She kicked Li Xianyu away and rolled and crawled out of bed. When she passed by the corner of the bed, she staggered and ignored her, leaving her head and closed the door and slammed it.

Li Xianyu was lying on the ground, his sternum was broken, and he didn't feel any pain, and he stared blankly at the ceiling. After a long time, his expression gradually became terrified. He hugged his head with his hands and rolled around the ground nervously, as if he was doing something embarrassing and looking for venting.

This process lasted for several minutes before getting up, put his hands together, and worshiping his ancestors wildly: "The ancestors are above, don't mind, it's all drunken words, come on, the coffin board will cover you."

After paying a visit, I went to bed, continued to roll around wildly, scratched my head wildly. I went crazy for a while, and gradually fell asleep.

"The brain hurts, the brain hurts, the brain hurts when I think of shoveling my poop..."

The ringtone of the cell phone woke him up, opened his tired eyes, looked at the caller ID, which was the call from his adoptive mother.

"Mom?" Li Xianyu said first: "I'm at school. I haven't been home for a long time. Is it covered in dust again?"

"Son, your father, your father is missing." The adoptive mother's voice was filled with panic.

"What's the meaning."

"Your dad is gone." The adoptive mother said anxiously.
Chapter completed!