Chapter 5 Li Xianyu: Grandma, I'm crazy
The next day, Li Xianyu took Grandma Zu out to buy clothes. She couldn't always wear men's clothes. Li Xianyu made a large list of items, in addition to clothes, there were daily necessities. When Li Xianyu asked Grandma Zu whether she wanted to buy her aunt's towel, Grandma Zu was stunned for a long time.
"Okay, I'll say something different, I'll still be able to have my menstrual affairs," he said.
I think I won’t come, otherwise it would be terrible to think about it.
In those years, my aunt who had flown through my grandmother could she store a swimming pool?
Li Xianyu was slashed on the neck by Grandma's neck with one hand. When he went out, his neck was still crooked. He had to thank Grandma for showing mercy. Otherwise, with one stab, Li Xianyu passed away before he could pass on the Li family.
Now there is some spare money on hand. The inheritance left by his biological father is not enough to make him a rich man, but 200,000 is enough to live a very enjoyable petty bourgeois life in the Shanghai Stock Exchange.
Li Xianyu took a taxi and took Grandma Zu straight to Nanjing Road Pedestrian Street, which is the most prosperous commercial street in Shanghai. It is ranked alongside the Bund as a must-visit place for foreign tourists.
Along the way, Grandma Zu lay beside the car window and looked out at the Shanghai Stock Exchange excitedly.
"Oriental Pearl Tower, when I saw it, it was just completed. It was the tallest building in the Shanghai Stock Exchange. Now there are a few taller than it."
"Are the roads so wide? The houses that people live in are so high..."
"Isn't Pudong a remote countryside where birds can't shit? It's been so prosperous after not coming for more than 20 years."
She chattered and said a lot of words, lamenting the ever-changing changes in the Shanghai Stock Exchange.
The taxi driver couldn't help but ask, "Where is the girl?"
What she said was in a mess and could not understand at all. The master was a local. If I remember correctly, the completion date of the Oriental Pearl Tower was around 1995, so the little girl was not born at that time.
In Pudong, a region where birds did not shit more than 20 years ago, you looked less than 20 years old.
What is most confusing is her tone, as if she has not been concerned about the world for more than 20 years.
Grandma Zu said in a crisp voice: "Capital."
"...Oh, it turns out to be a Northern Jin man." The driver came over for a long time and said, "What did it mean more than 20 years ago?"
Grandma Zu was about to speak, but Li Xianyu hurriedly said, "She likes to joke, haha, haha."
I was laughing awkwardly.
He pulled Grandma's cuffs and signaled her to shut up with his eyes.
I am not worried about the secret of "the war soul more than a hundred years ago" being leaked, but I am worried that she will be regarded as a lunatic.
It's not the morning rush hour, and the road conditions are good. After half an hour, we arrive at People's Square.
Li Xianyu pulled Grandma Zu out of the car, squeezed into the abortion, and warned: "Grandma Zu, don't mess around in the future. My Qing Dynasty has been dead for a hundred years."
"I know."
Grandma Zu is still very well-behaved. She occasionally makes her willful, but she is mostly obedient. At present, this is the case.
"I'm curious about a question," Li Xianyu pulled up Grandma's tenderness to prevent her from running around like a wild dog, and said, "Grandma Zu, how many exes have you ever had?"
"Including your words," Grandma Zu recalled: "Six entries."
Li Xianyu shook all over and his face turned pale.
One hundred and fifty years, five terms, on average, each great-grandson is about thirty years old. How could my ancestors of the Li family live such a short life?
Grandma Zu sighed and said, "For some reasons, it's always not long. But don't be afraid. As long as Grandma Zu is still here, I can protect my Li family's incense for a long time."
Li Xianyu suddenly felt very panicked.
Li Xianyu walked in front with Grandma Zu's hand. Grandma Zu followed her step by step, looking around with great enthusiasm. Sometimes she was attracted by the tour bus, sometimes she was attracted by the food in the hands of tourists, and sometimes she was staring at the colorful shop signs.
It's like an impatient boyfriend dragging his curious and playful girlfriend.
If there is a couple kissing on the streets and alleys, she will probably blush and spit, but in fact, the social atmosphere is not so open, and there are very few couples who can kiss passionately on the streets if no one is on the street.
Li Xianyu remembered his childhood and youth. When he was a child, his adoptive parents would bring him to the pedestrian street to buy clothes every month. The family of four was having fun. After he was young, he and his sister were the only ones who came together.
My sister is a slag, and Alexander is always alone with her.
Li Xianyu shivered for many years under his sister's tyranny. After his life became clear, he immediately moved out to live alone and escaped from his sister's claws.
He took his grandmother to buy a lot of women's clothing, and the styles were mainly conservative. Li Xianyu's favorite shorts, pleated short skirts, suspenders, and off-shoulder outfits were not bought.
Grandma Zu didn’t want to wear such exposed clothes. I think more than 20 years ago, women who were generally conservative rarely wore such exposed clothes. Therefore, in the eyes of Grandma Zu, this era has become unlovely again.
After a long walk, I finally remembered that I didn’t buy underwear, so I took my grandma to buy underwear again.
She is familiar with women's underwear, so she doesn't want to yell at wearing bellybands or something. After all, she wore it more than 20 years ago, but the underwear of modern women made Grandma feel embarrassed.
It is either lace or hollow, and it is even more overwhelming to hang out the sexy underwear openly.
Li Xianyu forced her to buy four or five sets of lace and hollowed-out underwear. Grandma Zu blushed and muttered, "I hate this era, wearing such shameless clothes."
Li Xianyu had no time to pay attention to her thoughts and stared at the bra label with her eyes focused on her. Well, Grandma Zu is 34d.
What a decent amount of breast milk.
After buying the clothes, he was ready to go home. He was in poor health today and his waist was deficient. He couldn't recover by just a night's sleep.
In the past, I got up every day and exposed three "poles" to the sun, but today the poles became soft.
I saw a sold yogurt on the roadside. Grandma Zu insisted on eating it. Li Xianyu paid for two bottles. This yogurt tasted average, was expensive, and had a very low price. So people who came from other places would buy a few bottles to try it out.
Grandma Zu had never eaten yogurt and was conquered by it in her first bite. The sour and sweet taste exploded in her taste buds. She squinted her eyes happily, and there were white milk stains on the corners of her mouth. "It tastes so delicious, I like this era again."
Grandma, a bottle of yogurt changes the era.
"Let's go Wang Jingze, after you know Tmall and No. 1 store, you will like this era more."
"Who is Wang Jingze?"
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Class is coming tomorrow. After returning home, he taught Grandma Zu some basic ways to use home appliances. Although Grandma Zu was an ancient, fortunately she was not an ancient person who had been awake for a hundred years. She had the foundation of modern life and could understand it with just a few simple explanations.
Li Xianyu then found the last eliminated mobile phone, which was still available for full charge, so he gave it to Grandma Zu.
"Li Xianyu, I will teach you how to practice Qi next." After taking a shower, the grandmother, who was wet, sat cross-legged on the sofa, calling on Li Xianyu who was eating chicken.
"How to practice Qi?" He was stunned for a moment and became excited. He didn't want to eat chicken anymore. He expressed his excited expression: "Why do you cultivate immortals?"
"Cultivate you, a big-headed ghost," Grandma Zu said unhappy: "Refining essence into qi, refining qi into spirit, and practicing qi is a technique that humans find. The ancient demon blood descendants of ancient times found that when the body reaches a certain level, a sense of qi will be produced in the body. It is an energy generated in the cells. It is a special way to feed back the body, and qi and essence can benefit each other. When the qi is strong to a certain extent, various abilities can be extended, which are different from the superpowers inherited from the bloodline. It is a system outside the power of the bloodline."
"This is also the only supernatural ability that humans can master. It is difficult for ordinary people to refine the sense of qi because their cells are not strong enough. If the ancient demon blood descendants want to awaken the power of their bloodlines, practicing qi is the best way. It can stimulate the awakening of cells and thus gain the power that sleeps in the bloodline."
In ancient times, people did not know how to practice qi, so there was a saying that refining essence into qi. By exercising the body, cells can produce a sense of qi. This was the original way to practice qi.
With the continuous improvement and development of Qi training techniques, future generations can practice Qi without tempering their bodies (only targeting blood descendants).
Throughout history, the methods of Qi training have been similar, with advantages and disadvantages, but the difference is not big.
The core of qi training is to breathe, breathe spiritual energy, and let the internal organs resonate. First, temper the internal organs, then temper the physical body, from the inside out, this is the way internal martial arts take.
Li Xianyu opened the window to let the spiritual energy of heaven and earth pour into the room. According to Grandma Grandma, she sat cross-legged on the ground with her five hearts facing up.
Grandma taught him the secret method of qi training passed down from generation to generation by the Li family. The core mantra: open the heavenly gate and close the earthly gate.
Open the gate of heaven to collect the innate nature, and close the door of earth to protect the fetal breathing.
Practical method: lift the anus and retract the **, and open the Baihui acupoint.
In layman's terms, it means tightening the chrysanthemums and opening the brain.
It is easy to tighten the chrysanthemums, and every man has had the experience of tightening the chrysanthemums.
As for how to open Baihui acupoints, I will leave them to Grandma Zu.
Opening the Baihui point is the most important step in practicing Qi, called Kaitianmen. The breathing and venting formula is very simple and can be learned once, but it is difficult to open the Baihui point. Unless there is a qi-training expert, ordinary people will not be able to open the Baihui point at all.
Without opening the Baihui point, spiritual energy cannot be incorporated into the Dantian.
Therefore, there has been a saying since ancient times: Immortals caress my head and give birth to immortality.
When Li Xianyu breathed according to the rules, Grandma Zu stepped forward, stretched out her slender jade hand, and stroked it on the Baihui acupoint on top of Li Xianyu's head.
Li Xianyu, who was closing his eyes, felt a heat coming from his head, as if a warm current rushed in. He was stimulated by it, and a warm current also rose in his dantian.
Two warm currents gather in the middle dantian, and then follow the rhythm of his breathing, wandering through the meridians throughout the body. During the Qi practice, Qi passes through the twelve meridians, which is called the small Zhoutian. Walking through the twelve meridians and the Ren and Du meridians is called the large Zhoutian.
Grandma Zu maintained this position for an hour, and it was not until the Qi in Li Xianyu's body passed through a big circle that she withdrew her hand and gasped slightly.
Li Xianyu is gradually getting better, breathing out the spiritual power of the outside world to nourish himself.
"The qualifications for Qi training are very average." Grandma Zu thought worriedly, she took apart the potato chips and bite them, and she immediately forgot the little worry.
The potato chips are so delicious. I like this era so much that I narrow my eyes into crescent moons.
The process lasted until 10:30 in the evening. The fog was shrouded outside the window and the room was quiet. Grandma Zu was concentrating on guarding her.
At this moment, Li Xianyu's breathing suddenly became rapid and his breathing rhythm was disrupted.
"Huff!"
"Huff!"
Chapter completed!