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After returning to the apartment, Lin Anzhi threw the lunch box on the coffee table. Zhou Yifan, who was originally lying on the sofa, sat up quickly, staring at the mobile phone screen intently, and complained:

"Brother, you go out to buy a midnight snack, but you don't want you to sell yourself. Why did you come back so long?"

He has been playing several games and is now back.

Lin Anzhi did not respond, but just reached out to grab the phone from Zhou Yifan's hand, which scared Zhou Yifan so much that he stood up quickly:

"Brother, I'm in this ranking! Don't make a fuss!"

Lin Anzhicai, regardless of his ranking or what, directly exited the game page. Zhou Yifan was completely desperate. He felt as if he had lost support and fell back on the sofa powerlessly, ready to lose points and be reported by his teammates!

Lin Anzhi took a look at 191519 on Baidu, and it was indeed a sos call for help.

It's a bit bad. Whether it's in terms of IQ or other things, this is the first time that I've made a fool of myself in front of a girl.

Zhou Yifan opened the lunch box and tasted it, and couldn't help but say, "Hey, your midnight snack is cold, why did you do it!"

Lin Anzhi sat down and suddenly asked, "What do you think of like?"

"puff--"

This question was suddenly asked, with a little horror, which scared Zhou Yifan so much that he vomited all the powder he ate into his mouth.

Zhou Yifan stared blankly at the mess on the coffee table, then placed his eyes on Lin Anzhi who was still waiting for a response, blinked his eyes, and suddenly let out a sneer:

"Brother, stop teasing, don't tell jokes while others are having dinner!"

"I'm like joking?" Lin Anzhi looked very serious and serious.

Zhou Yifan was a little confused, "No, you are in love when you go out to buy a midnight snack?"

Can you still meet peach blossoms when you go out to buy a meal?

If he had known, he would have gone!

Lin Anzhi pursed his lips, his face a little complicated: "I'm not sure!"

"What's that girl's name? Is it from our school?"

Zhou Yifan asked Lin Anzhi down after this question. He had only met twice, but who knew what she was called!

Alas, when selling flowers in the afternoon, Gu Jiu's little wife seemed to have called her name. What's the name?

Seeing Lin Anzhi's silent look, Zhou Yifan couldn't help but roll his eyes and complained: "You don't even know what the girl's name is. Don't tell me that she fell in love at first sight!"

Lin Anzhi shook his head lightly and corrected it straightforwardly: "No, we have seen it twice!"

Zhou Yifan rolled his eyes and sighed again, and said helplessly: "You, probably the estrus period is coming, and your psychology and physiology are lonely, so you have the urge to contact and get close to the opposite sex."

Lin Anzhi blinked his eyes, as if he had made some sense!

"But it's good that you can think about women! Don't turn around your car all day long, your car can give you an orgasm!" Zhou Yifan teased while eating.

Lin Anzhi looked at Zhou Yifan with some disgust, reached out and snatched the lunch box from him, and retorted righteously: "My car can give me an orgasm. I feel very happy when I am turning around and accelerating. I am excited just by listening to the sound of the engine!"

Zhou Yifan met Lin Anzhi's serious appearance in a daze. He snorted and then couldn't stop laughing—

Lin Anzhi's face was a little complicated, as if his self-esteem was hurt.

But Zhou Yifan, who was laughing on the sofa, did not notice it, and was completely immersed in Lin Anzhi's words.

The next second, a bite of fried noodles was stuffed into his laughing and opening his mouth. He stopped laughing. Looking at the resentful eyes that appeared in the eyes of the Danfeng Phoenix, he still couldn't help but want to laugh when he pursed his lips.

"Ouch--" Zhou Yifan was so sad that he lay on the sofa that he couldn't help but laugh, and joked: "You! You really should have a relationship or something, not just for sex, but also enjoyment of the process of love."

When talking about emotions, Lin Anzhi said weakly: "That's why I ask you if I like it!"

Zhou Yifan sat upright, as if ready to receive emotional guidance, and asked, "Okay! Let's talk about how you went to buy midnight snacks just now, why are you in love?"

After Lin Anzhi briefly explained the whole story, he wanted to say something about her, but before he finished speaking, Zhou Yifan couldn't help but interrupt him:

"Brother, give up!"

"Huh?" Lin Anzhi was a little confused: "I haven't started yet! What am I giving up!"

Zhou Yifan chuckled again, "I asked you for help. When you face those hooligans, you didn't show the courage of a man. You ran away. Don't they also say that you are different from the hero she imagined? Isn't this equivalent to saying that you are a coward!"

"No, I think I did nothing wrong just now! I'm fine with one-on-one or two, but there are four or five people! And the other party has a knife in his hand. If I rush up, I will definitely be knocked down in just three seconds. That won't be even more ugly! I handled this matter very rationally and perfectly!" Lin Anzhi explained anxiously.
Chapter completed!