Chapter 334: Men are most afraid of women being entangled
After simply hot the fish, I pulled a piece to the man around me and said generously: "Eat it! It's not easy to do this cold weather, but it's not easy to do this stealing thing."
man:"……"
This is what I say...
After handing it simple, the man had to take it and said thank you.
In fact, these recruits still have rice and salt on them, but five of them don’t have any dry food at all!
When the man finished eating, he simply grinned at the corner of his mouth and looked at the man with a smile, which made him feel a little scared in his heart.
"You see, you have eaten my food. Do you have to do something for me!"
man:"……"
It turns out that he has a trap here!
"No, there are regulations, we just follow the task and cannot give you any help." The man refused coldly.
A simple and hippie smiley, "I didn't say I wanted you to help me. You gave me all my breakfast tomorrow. You said you have to teach me something! Otherwise, you will spit out your food and give it back to me!"
man:"……."
Isn’t this a joke? She gave him the fish to eat, and she didn’t snatch it, so how could she spit it out?
Besides, he gave him a large piece of fish on his thumb, and 99% of it went into her stomach. He shamelessly said that he would give her breakfast tomorrow...
He was really impressed by this shamelessness!
Seeing the man silent, I added: "I stuck the camera with a bandaid, and I couldn't see anything there. I just thought you could teach me to catch some pheasants and rabbits. You should leave when you should leave. We will treat it as you and steal all my fish. In this way, I woke up early in the morning and nothing happened. How great! The two are all beautiful."
man:"……"
Another group of cute newbies, should he tell her that although the camera of the flight monitor was blocked, their conversations about cheating were recorded now?
"No, there are regulations, and you cannot help me." The veteran insisted on obeying the orders of his superiors.
"You said you were so elm-headed, why can't you tell me!" Simplicity was a little angry, but explained: "I didn't want you to catch a few wild game for me and put it in front of me to enjoy the fruits. I just wanted to join you and ask you to tell me how to hunt. This is called teaching people to fish rather than giving them fish. It's not considered a cheating foul!"
"no."
The man got up and wanted to leave. He simply started to cheat shamelessly, and directly hugged his thigh, half threatening and half begging:
"Just help me! Otherwise, I'll turn on the camera now. After that, you're so lustful and want to come and violate me in the middle of the night!"
man:"……"
Can you be more shameless?
As it turns out, men are most afraid of women's entanglement.
After half an hour, the veteran was really afraid of the simplicity, so he agreed.
Simply took out the dead fish that had not been dealt with before and was a little stinky from the backpack with joy, and handed it to the veteran with a little disgust and said:
“Can this thing work?”
She couldn't bear to leave the child and couldn't catch the wolf. She had already decided to leave a fish as bait at that time...
But the meaning of this was different when the veteran's eyes fell. He subconsciously asked, "You didn't plan to make a trap for me long ago, right?"
Even the fish were ready for him.
"Hahahaha--" Simple chuckled awkwardly: "How is that possible! A simple and cute girl like me..."
man:"……"
Simple and cute?
He was probably blind, and he was very sorry that he didn't see these words from her.
"Only those who can eat your dead fish are animals that you can't afford to offend, so throw them away!" The man narrowed his eyes, a little disliked the fishy smell on the fish.
It’s simple and clear. In short, if they want to live, they can’t hunt any protected animals, or something. So it’s better to let them eat wild vegetables from the beginning!
"I still have salt, why not, bake it again?"
This is the last fish, and it feels a bit of a pity to throw it away.
The man was speechless and said, "If you can eat it, then you can eat it!"
After saying that, he walked into the depths of the jungle-
After hesitating for a moment, he threw the fish with reluctance on his face, and said that if the old fried dough couldn't find anything delicious, she would calculate the fish's account on his head, so he had to pay for it...
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After two hours, I followed the veteran's butt and caught a few mice. I also grabbed a handful of simple rice and scattered it on an open space, making a simple trap...
After so much trouble, I caught a few mice, and my heart was so cold that I felt a little cold.
Now she put almost all her expectations on her handful of rice, hoping that there would be some pheasants, birds, etc., don’t hesitate or hesitate, just get in...
"Hey Yingming, where are you going?" When he was simply out of sight, the veteran named Yingming had already walked to other places with a few little mice-
"You just squat down there!" Ying Ming threw down a few words.
I simply wanted to keep up but couldn't bear to leave my pheasant, so I had to squat in the grass obediently.
It was not until early morning that I leaned against the tree trunk beside me and slept for a few hours. Ying Ming did not come back. There was no rat in his hand, but a python that was nearly one meter long.
The snake's head has been cut off, and blood is still dripping from the snake's head...
When I saw this, my sleepiness was gone and I couldn't help but cry: "Oh my god, it's so bloody!"
Sure enough, ginger is still so spicy!
Then, the two of them returned to the simple garrison site last night and started cooking with a fire.
Ying Ming also took out some fungal wild vegetables from his pocket, cut the snake in half, made it into pieces, and threw it into a small pot that was brought in. In just half an hour, the fresh and delicious snake soup was steaming deliciously...
It took just a few minutes, and they all divided the simple ones. Finally, they picked up the pot and drank the rich soup.
After drinking and eating, this is the best and most full time in a few days.
I wiped the pot clean and put it back into my bag, and at the same time I didn't forget to put the half snake tail into my bag-
"What are you doing?" Ying Ming was a little unhappy.
It seems that he caught this snake!
Not leaving him at all?
He raised his eyes briefly and said seriously: "I gave you all that pheasant bird!"
"Where are any pheasant birds?"
"It's the trap we took the rice there!" Jian Dai said.
"So you haven't caught anything yet?"
He simply and seriously agreed: "Yes! There is nothing now, but you can't say there is nothing in the future! Look, rice is mine! I will also contribute to the trap after that! It means that if I catch food, I will have to account for at least 70% of the weight! But look, I've given it to you now. If you replace half of your snake, you will still make a profit!"
Ying Ming looked simple with his eyes dull. He said something seems to make sense?
He simply packed his backpack and urged, "Okay, you go quickly! I should take off the band-aid of the monitor now, and you don't want the picture to capture you!"
With a simple reminder, Ying Ming did not dare to stay any longer and walked into the depths of the jungle next to him-
But after leaving for a while, Ying Ming thought about it less and less right.
No!
What does he say he made a profit? It’s simple to make money!
"Damn it! I was surrounded by that little girl." Ying Ming couldn't help but curse in a low voice, blushing.
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dt Military Region.
The instructors in the monitoring room, the company commander of the reconnaissance company, including technicians, etc., all looked a little complicated and ugly.
Especially after simply lifting the band-and-touch and putting on the watch, she pretended to be like she had just woken up. The drama actress was yawning and stretching on her upper body. I don’t know, but I really thought she did nothing last night!
Especially, Ying Ming, who had been in the army for three years, was considered a veteran, but was actually controlled by a new recruit or a woman!
Not only that, he also captured him and asked him to help her hunt and get food...
She's playing too much!
Veterans don’t want to be faced?
Colonel's dormitory.
Gu Jiu has a special room to rest. The laptop on the desk in the room has not been turned off these days. He slept in simple sleep. He woke up earlier than her. Although there was no picture last night, the aircraft included the sound, which made him wake up quickly-
Even he himself was a little surprised and simple. Looking at the simplicity of walking with his bag on the picture, the pale golden eyes were full of pride and tenderness.
Not only did I not lose my food and water source, I also gained two more meals. Not everyone has such skills.
Or maybe, not everyone can be as shameless as simple as simple.
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Chapter completed!