Chapter 1 Teacher Yan's Love Training Course
2000, Hong Kong.
There are traffic on the bustling streets.
Yan She carried a briefcase and slowly walked into a small building.
He has a straight suit, shiny leather shoes, and a pair of sunglasses. He has a steady pace, sharp eyes and capable spirit. He is obviously a successful person.
Along the way, it attracted the attention of many women wearing exposed clothes, and many people even came to chat with each other. It has just entered the new century and is a special administrative region. The openness of Hong Kong women is eye-catching.
Yan She rejected them righteously. He is a good man with self-discipline and always focuses on his career so that he will not be deceived into dating.
What career does he do?
Walking into the small building, there was a sign hanging on it, which read in Chinese and English, "I have a date with a zombie."
Yan She pointed a little and strode in.
Inside is a modern hall with red flowers and green wine, bright lights, many men and women dancing with hands holding hands, and the music is loud and pleasant.
Strangely, many of them have "zombie teeth". Due to the popularity of zombie movies in this era, "zombie teeth" is a very common thing, but it is a bit strange that half of them wear zombie teeth in such a place similar to a cocktail party.
Seeing Yan She come in, all of them stopped moving and looked back at him, with serious expressions and music stopped.
"Hello teacher!"
Yan Shejian walked to the middle, glanced at everyone, nodded and said, "Don't be reserved today is the twelfth course of our special training class, "I have a date with the zombies, and now we are in class."
Everyone came to the right side of the hall and sat down, with serious expressions and solemn demeanor, looking at Yan She standing on the podium in an orderly manner.
"What we are going to talk about in this issue is the problems that people and zombies will encounter during their relationship. I hope that through this course, we can deeply understand the ways of getting along between people and zombies, enhance feelings and lasting love."
Yan She smiled and walked down the podium gracefully, came to a middle-aged man, and asked, "I remember that your surname is Gao. He was bitten by a zombie three years ago. He met your lover last year, developed feelings for him, and became a partner."
"Well, teacher." The man nodded shyly, looking at the side of his eyes. It was a woman in her thirties wearing a cheongsam and looked very beautiful. The two of them had a look of water and their eyes were full of honey.
Yan She said: "Then please think about whether you have encountered any problems in your relationship."
The man thought for a moment and said, "The biggest problem with my lover is diet. Zombies will have diarrhea when they eat and can only drink blood, but people are different."
Yan She turned her head and looked at everyone: "This classmate said that the diet is inconsistent. In fact, I have already talked about the food issue of zombies in the sixth course, and I will talk about it now."
"Because of the special species of zombies, their food can only be dominated by blood and exclude other species. The reason for this is that zombies are actually an imperfect creature with defects."
"The general is an extraordinary living body with powerful power, and that kind of power cannot be endured by mortals. Therefore, after being bitten by him, mortals will become zombies, and they will have defects due to talent problems."
Yan She looked at everyone: "The reason why zombies want to suck blood is actually because the spirit of human beings contained in their blood can make up for the genetic defects of zombies to a certain extent, so they need to suck blood."
"So what zombies suck blood is not the blood itself, but the energy and spirit contained in it. This is the nutritional location of zombies. This can be used as an example for Guohua students."
Yan She looked at a handsome young man with long hair with long curly hair and sunglasses: "Although the classmates are the second-generation green-eyed zombies who were bitten directly by Jiang Chen. In terms of grade, they are the most present, but because of long-term drinking of expired plasma, they have malnutrition, and their real abilities are only of the fourth generation."
He smiled and said, "Student, I will use you as an example, and I hope you don't mind."
Kuang Guohua said a little embarrassedly: "Teacher, it doesn't matter."
"Of course he doesn't care, but teacher, you even mock me." Next to him, a boy seven or eight years old pouted.
"Children have no human rights, so ignore it." Yan She walked onto the podium.
"Haha, you can't beat the teacher if you fight back." Everyone next to you laughed.
Kuang Fusheng put his arms around and said, "Last time I invited you to eat lollipops, but now you turn aside. I will ignore you again next time."
"Can't find the lollipops there..." Yan She smiled, picked up a handful of lollipops from her bag, divided them, and took one by himself, licking and giving lectures.
"I just said that the food of zombies is actually the spirit of energy, not the blood itself. Based on this principle, I used Taoist alchemy to refine a pill that condenses the essence of energy, and named it "Zombie Baby", which can perfectly solve the problem of eating zombies."
He took out a small bottle and poured out two rounded pills the size of longan: "I have said this last time. According to everyone's feedback, I have improved it. Now the 'Zombie' has 18 flavors, beef, pork, chicken, egg flavor, plum vegetables... If you don't like to catch the medicine, you can directly use clean water to drink it. The suitable ones are strawberry flavor, lemon flavor, grape flavor, and mango flavor."
"The purpose of this training class is to help every zombie friend as much as possible, live a happy and fulfilling life, be able to have a marriage, have children, and be like a normal person."
There was warm applause from below.
"Hey, I seem to be off topic." Yan She shouted, "Today I'm talking about the problem of getting along with people and zombies. The theme of this course is love, so let's continue to teach."
"Tsk, you are biased every day!" Everyone laughed in an uproar.
"Because of the special types of zombies, the love between people and zombies often ends in a tragedy. The love between people and zombies is important to understand and care for each other."
"Genesis is not a problem, age is not a distance, as long as there is love, anything can be done."
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Two hours later, Yan She finished her lecture: "Today's course is here. Everyone will go back and review it carefully. Next time we will have an exam."
"What, this is a test, too?" Everyone took a breath, their scalp numb, as if they had thought of some bad memories.
Yan She smiled brightly: "Of course."
Kuang Guohua and others left in discomfort.
Yan She looked at the empty hall and a smile appeared on the corner of her mouth.
"It's still comfortable to be a good person. I think I'm also a well-known training expert in the industry. I have helped countless emotionally broken men and women reunite, and have guided hundreds of leftover men and women to get out of singleness. I didn't expect that after traveling through time, I will be single for thousands of years. I'm so confused..."
As Yan She's first life, his personality was very different from Yan She later. He was a sunny, smart, capable and serious urban successful person.
"I am a good person, and what I do is always good. I have lived among the flowers and leaves will not touch my body. Don't confuse me with that guy who kills people like numb, cruel and useless means..."
Suddenly, his expression moved.
"What, I said you want to conquer this world?"
"Okay, I'll prepare a lot of wronged souls to build the Mohan Corridor and let your world's hands descend here."
Chapter completed!