Chapter 1546 Smoking, Drinking, Burning Your Head
On this day, Zen Master Daoji, a recent legendary group of Buddhists, took his female partner, Shi Feixuan, and his master went south and west, and also cheated all the way, leaving bloody on the ground. In the evening, he finally arrived in Luling County.
Then, Zen Master Daoji came to the local temple alone. Of course, he did not go to the lodge or beg for alms, but ransomware and blackmailed him and moved into the most luxurious hotel in the local area.
Well... Please don't get me wrong. The Zen master opened two rooms.
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Speaking of which, at the beginning, Li Bai and Shi Feixuan were not tired of working together. One was "to accumulate virtue by killing and benefiting the world"; the other was proficient in hype and took charge of post-promotion. The two immediately gained a great reputation, and with the "nation of virtue by accumulating crimes across the country", their popularity became higher and higher.
But soon, the development of things went beyond the expectations of the Fairy Master. There are three main reasons: Zen Master Daoji is so handsome, Zen Master Daoji is so strong, and Zen Master Daoji is so senior...
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Needless to say, there are thousands of bald people in Buddhism, and the patina is the same, but the handsome face that can control this hairstyle is one in a thousand. Li Bai is not talented, and he is still sexy after giving up his hair. He is so serious that Saitama faces him, surpassing Tsui Hark's version of Fahai.
Because of his handsome and handsome appearance, Daoji, as a fresh Buddhist, can easily gain the favor of the masses. Of course, in terms of his first impression, he is inferior to Master Feixuan. After all, the latter is born with a beautiful and beautiful country, and has more core competitiveness than him.
But soon, the limelight of the little master was snatched away by Zen Master Daoji. After all, they are the "powerful devil-elimination combination", and the main news of the explosion is all about killing villains. The rest are all false, and only the record is everything.
Li Bai firmly sits on the throne of senior masters, and never uses a second move to kill people. He has no room for the master to perform when he takes action. He almost has unparalleled crushing every game, and he fights happily and has various high-end and sexy operations. He never stings in front of others, but instead firmly takes the route of killing chickens to warn monkeys. Every time he takes action, he attracts attention. The special effect of fighting is full of thrilling fried chickens.
Every time he left, local temples sent a large number of monks to clean the floor, which was very stylish and further revealed his strength and pomp. "Shimen Shura, Yiquan Zen Master" spread like wildfire.
Later, everyone realized that this was not a duo group? Fairy Jingzhai turned out to be the agent of Zen Master Daoji, responsible for helping him promote, hype, arrange his itinerary, contact the temple for cleaning, and confiscate and take over the small assistant who dominates the industry of evil forces!
Such a beautiful and smart and capable little master, the Zen master really knows how to enjoy it!
As the "Traveling and Accumulating Demons" became lively and prosperous, Li Bai became completely famous. Then, a small group of hard-core fans who were attracted by his profound Buddhist teachings dig deep into the information of Zen Master Daoji. He learned that he was a disciple of the Taoist saint monk and was a reserve for the Five Zen Patriarchs. He was one level higher in seniority than the "Shixian". After discussing friendship with the master of the Zhai, Fan Qinghui, it was definitely a "young senior", and then caused a small wave of commotion.
It was immediately even more conclusive that Shi Feixuan was the personal life master specially arranged by the Buddhist camp for Zen masters.
At this point, Shi Feixuan's plan to debut was half failed. Although she succeeded in the position and was known to the public, the effect was greatly reduced. Instead, most of the popularity was snatched away by the "Daoji Monk" and quickly became popular all over the country.
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It was evening at this time, and Zen Master Daoji was generous and liked to be quiet, so he packed a whole floor to have dinner with Shi Feixuan, a junior nephew of the same age, and the atmosphere was just right.
"Come on, the uncle of Concubine sits here. Cough cough, I call him that, don't you mind?"
Li Bai casually pulled out the stool beside him and invited the teacher. After eating and living together for a period of time, the two sides also changed from strangeness to familiarity. Li Bai couldn't help but tease her, just like teasing her cats, dogs and pets.
Since he left the surveillance of the Four Saint Monks, Li Bai has become more and more self-released as the distance between the two sides has elongated. He gradually regained his former "self" based on the new "Holy Light Idol", but it is not the "yin rubbing" style of Butian Li Lei, but instead brings a unique grand atmosphere of Buddhism.
Simply put, it is my shameless and shameless openness that should be admired.
Shi Feixuan's eyes twitched when she heard this. She felt that the other party had become more and more arrogant recently. In the end, she couldn't bear it anymore and said bluntly: "I still mind a little. Just call me 'Feixuan'."
"Hey... you are still too young!" Li Bai showed an expression of your failure to pass my test, and a tone that disappointed me too much. His expression and tone revealed a sense of superiority, which instead aroused the little master's desire to win.
During this period, she was always teased and suppressed by the other party either actively or inadvertently, and she was at a disadvantage everywhere, and a faint fire accumulated in her heart.
"What does Zen Master mean?"
"You are not only famous for your trip. Uncle Dixin once told me to help you strengthen the "Buddhist spiritual civilization construction" and let me teach you Buddhism without any private concealment. During this period, I have integrated Zen Buddhism into every move of life, so as to test your understanding and cultivate you subtly. However... you disappointed me!" Li Bai lamented.
The two of them are gradually getting along with each other, and there is no big shot around them. Li Bai is preparing to play some difficult things, just to use Shi Feixuan to relieve his boredom.
“???”
Shi Feixuan was stunned, and then she turned into grievance. You have been harassing me during this period, okay! Where can I preach my Buddhism?
"What? You look very dissatisfied. Do you think Uncle Master is lying to you? I have such a high seniority, and I need to lie to you as a junior?" Li Bai felt so addicted to his mouth, and said, "I'll ask you, what do you think of Uncle Master's actions during this period?"
During this period, Li Bai was bullied by his identity and now he scolded him rudely, so he stopped being polite and said bluntly: "The hands are full of blood and the sins are serious!"
"Nave!" Li Bai shook his head, "Uncle Master holds a Buddha's certificate in his hand. If he kills people, he will not kill the cause and effect, how can he talk about sin? And the people I kill have to die for all their sins. If I kill one, I will save ten, and kill the karma and not kill people. This is merit!"
Shi Feixuan retorted: "Mencius is compassionate and can persuade people to save others, so why do they insist on killing them? Besides, no matter how you claim, killing is a 'sin' itself! All beings are equal, so what qualifications do you have to end the lives of others?"
"What I hate the most is 'put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha on the spot'. Look at how many major temples in the world have become places where filth is hidden. Can you clear your sins with just one sentence 'put down the butcher'? I am purifying the Buddhist sect." Li Baiyu retorted earnestly.
"Oh? Then Zen Master, you come from Butian Pavilion, how can you afford to 'put down the butcher's knife'?" The little master looked at Li Bai with a sarcastic look and said provocatively. Aren't you the biggest evil person in the world?
Bang!!!
Li Bai slapped the table angrily, making a thunderous sound, then said with joy, "Okay!"
"My concubine, you finally have some signs of enlightenment! Uncle Master, I have never put down my butcher knife! What you said is not bad. I was born in a demonic way and have a serious sin. I have no right to become a Buddha immediately. I have never imagined becoming a Buddha!" As soon as Li Bai's acting skills were opened, the movie emperor mode was launched, he fell into the memory killing and used his mental power field to infect the other party.
"Hmm?" Shi Feixuan was confused. And you did this? She actually admitted it! She didn't know how to continue attacking for a while. Originally, she thought Li Bai would continue to argue and devote all her energy to this.
"Uncle Master, I was transformed by the four great saints. I knew that my sins were serious and I never thought of becoming a Buddha. On the contrary, when I was in hell, I practiced the path of Shura killing, passed away my life and killed my sins, and made mistakes for my life. In the end, I fell into the endless karma forever without regrets!"
The fearless compassionate spirit of Li Bai's sect who sacrificed his ego to benefit the Buddhist school instantly shocked the master. It was so cruel! He actually wanted to bear all the sins of the world for the Buddhist school, which was an extreme road.
But soon, she reacted and retorted: "The Zen Master is commendable, but it still cannot change the essence of your 'killing is a sin'."
"So you are attached to appearances! Your heart is not pure enough. Uncle Master's heart has long let go. I have no killing in my heart, nor any sin. What I kill is just karma. Although what I do is the Shura path, what I gain is merit. Everything I do is not killing, but salvation!"
"Questions!" Shi Feixuan scolded angrily.
"This is why your Buddhist practice is insufficient, and it is also the reason why the holy monk asked me to teach you. For both killing people, why others are guilty but I have made merits? This is related to the realm of "Buddha". It is not that a person who insists that he has profound Buddhism can kill at will. Only those who have picked up a knife, put it down, truly enlightened, and received a Buddha certificate can be called a Buddhist guardian. I am a Buddhist guardian. When I kill people, I have no thoughts or thoughts. I do not kill for my own selfishness. At this moment, I have no self. My mind and the "Buddha certificate" are united. I am a Buddha's hand that rewards good and punishes evil in the world. I am the projection of the Buddha's will in the world. I have no thoughts. I am just a carrier and a tool used by the Buddha to eliminate sins. This state is very mindful, but it exists. This time, I will teach you to experience this state of "the four elements are empty, and what is the ten thousand bells added to me."
Li Bai now transformed into a crazy believer, and he was a kind of advanced response who deeply brainwashed himself and could carry the arrival of the gods to seize the body. He also blew in a tone that you were still young and you didn’t understand.
Then, in order to prevent Shi Feixuan from continuing to refute, he directly activated his four relics, and instantly the Buddha's light was flourishing, making her shut up obediently!
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Just now, the waiter was carrying food upstairs. In his eyes, the two of them sat on a stool and communicated with each other, then suddenly stopped the sound, frozen and looked at each other affectionately, and then nothing happened.
But in the eyes of the master, after Li Bai poured his spirit into the relics, the holy power exploded instantly, the treasure was solemn, and countless holy light was emitted behind him, forming four "Buddha wheels", and the Zen singing sounds were endless. Then he unfolded the "Sacred Scenery of Lingshan" and pulled Shi Feixuan into another space with one style. This was a strange phenomenon that only those who were great in Buddhism had, forcing her to keep silent.
Li Bai's explanations are not as effective as the same style of "Holy Light Edition mi".
He unfolded his "Minecraft World", rendered the "Lingshan Model" that the Four Saints Monks had brainwashed, combined with his own visual effects, and then presented it to the Master Tai.
Shi Feixuan, who had never been baptized by later generations, had very limited imaginations about the Pure Land of Buddhism, all of which came from the scriptures. He could not defeat Li Bai's great effect of dozens of game scenes. In the end, he lost his mind and fell into the MMP and forgot to refute it.
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When the waiter set the table, the collision sound awakened the little master, and Li Bai also closed the g animation of "exaggerated funding and crazy burning of spiritual power".
At this time, he said, "Your Jingzhai's path has gone awry. The teachings of the three schools of Buddhism, Taoism and demons are quite refuted. You cannot appreciate the authentic Buddhist teachings of the original taste. And you also have prejudice against my path. Don't refuse to admit it. It is precisely because of this that you refute the uncle of the master everywhere."
"It's clear that you've been teasing me!" Fairy Master defended.
"The four elements of monks are empty, and even their physical bodies are stinky skins. Didn't you Jingzhai Dini also sit in the body? Jingzhai was also refined with the same "heart", so you shouldn't have any love. You can't even see through this and think I'm teasing you everywhere? In fact, this is my test for you. If I just call you, your heart will be confused, which means you don't have enough concentration. The name is just a code name. Are you right? Fei'er?"
Shi Feixuan learned her lesson this time, shut up and let Li Bai harass her. She understood that Daoji said so much while waiting for the dishes, but he was just harassing her and not allowing herself to resist.
Seeing the other party silent, Li Bai nodded with satisfaction and finally obeyed. This is the first step!
"It's interesting, but it's not enough. You must think in your heart that I'm bullying you, but it's not the case. The Bodhisattva had given charity in his body, so what changes did his state of mind? You are too attached to appearances and misunderstandings."
Hearing this, Shi Feixuan was frightened and stared at Li Bai nervously, wondering in her heart whether the other party was trying to find a secret, and wanted to give her body to her body and deceive herself not to resist?
"Look! You show such superficial and ignorant eyes again. How can you understand the true Buddhism? Uncle Master is helping you refine your heart in the world! The Lord of Fanzhai asked you to come out because you stayed in Jingzhai for many years and had no choice but to enter. Only by falling into the big stained vat of the world and being baptized can you understand the profound Buddhism. Uncle Master is teaching you advanced Buddhist experience. Come and see this table of dishes..."
Li Bai pointed to the table. It was all he had just ordered, and there was another pot of turbid wine, a roast chicken, a braised crucian carp, a plate of beef, and a plate of fried liver and waist. He had no vegetarian dishes. Seeing Shi Feixuan's eyelids twitched again.
It's getting more and more excessive! I ordered a plate of white green vegetables for myself yesterday, but today it's all meaty! I also added so many coriander!
"What do you think this is?" Li Bai asked.
"drumstick."
"Yes, be good, open your mouth, come and have a bite!"
"No, concubine...the concubine is used to vegetarian food and does not get into meat." Fairy Master was so embarrassed.
"This is your wrong thing. I have said so much, but you are still obsessed with this. Look at me, I picked up the chicken leg and ate it. But I have no legs in my heart, and there is naturally no meat in my belly. Do you know that 'The Buddha passed through the intestines and stayed in my heart'?... And now I put down the chicken leg and said I would really put it down. If I don't take it, I don't think about it anymore, and I don't have a trace of desire to eat it... Then I picked it up again! If I say I don't eat it, I won't eat it!... But I am not afraid of eating meat!..."
In this way, Li Bai repeatedly preached Shi Feixuan's "pick up and put down" several times, and finally he really let it go completely. The little master was stunned.
"Simply studying Buddhism, you have reached a limit, and the rest is enlightenment. And I have another way to teach you, that is, the "Seng Breaking the Precepts". The so-called "let go" can only be realized by picking up the "let go". The so-called "refusing to drink and sex can only be "refusing". It is impossible to truly understand by ignoring alcohol and sex. So-called "refusing" can you only experience it. It is impossible to truly understand it by blindly avoiding it. So you have to learn to immerse yourself and not resist. After entering, jump out again, which is a "refining mind". In this process, you must both experience it and always remember it, enjoy it and subdue it!"
"Come on, let's have a bite of meat!" After saying that, Li Bai picked up a piece of waist flower and put it to the mouth of Fairy Master. "Don't be afraid, don't resist, remember what I said, eat!" Li Bai's mouth cannibal was in a hurry, but in fact he used the 'transformation technique' he learned from the holy monk in secret, subtly changing the spiritual defense line of the opponent.
Shi Feixuan was forced to bite her helplessly and started eating.
“What does it taste like?”
"I didn't remember!"
"Unqualified, come again, don't rush this time, experience it carefully, tell me how to feel... If you want to enjoy it, you are breaking it!"
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In this way, in the following three days, under the leadership of Li Bai, Shi Feixuan half-forced and half-voluntarily ate all the local delicacies, and then learned to drink. Then, Li Bai took her to the casino, learned to smoke... soak in the hot spring... playing mahjong... fighting landlords... perm her hair...
Chapter completed!