Chapter 105 It's really troublesome to wash your butt
The next day, Wang Gang got up early. After washing up, he was afraid that there was no place to eat at noon, so he ran to the cafeteria of the unit to have breakfast. However, when he just walked to the door and was about to enter, he was blocked by the waiter at the door.
"Who are you? People from other units are not allowed to eat here!"
Wang Gang's eyes turned upwards
"I am from Caiqi Factory No. 3, why don't I give it to you!"
I saw the waiter with round eyes open
"Why haven't I seen you before? Where is your safety certificate?"
This completely angered Wang Gang
"Sorry, I like to go to work without a license!"
"Since you don't have a safety certificate, you can't prove that you are from the No. 3 Chi Qi Factory. Then you can't enter, otherwise I will be punished!"
"Are you sick? I said I am from the Exploration Work Area, what else do you want? If I say I am a man, you have to take off my pants and see if there is anything wrong with me!"
"Why do you say that! But I won't let you go in for dinner! Otherwise, you will find your leader!"
Wang Gang originally wanted to scold him fiercely, but after thinking about it, he smiled bitterly, thinking that the waiter also did his job as usual. Everyone said that he was from Caiqi No. 3 and he would not be in trouble in those two days. It was not easy for everyone to earn two money in a month. Although she would never be fined because she put her in, because the person in charge of the manager's wife, so forget it, just buy some food outside and eat casually. If you want to blame me, you blame me for being too lazy and coming to the cafeteria for too few times.
But just as he turned his head and was about to leave, a woman's voice came
"What's going on? What's the quarrel in the early morning?"
The little girl pointed at Wang Gang very aggrievedly, with a choked voice
"Leader, this person is going to go in for dinner. I won't let him in and even scold people!"
When Wang Gang heard this, he thought that he was slandering. When did he scold her? It seems that he really can't be a good person in this world. Today he insisted on talking to this little girl in front of their leader. But when he turned around, he completely stopped. It turned out that this little girl was not talking about someone else, but his manager's wife. He thought that he was really dedicated to not sleeping with his leader early in the morning and running over, but now he is like this. Should he leave or stay? When he is in a dilemma, he didn't expect the manager's wife to speak first.
"Xiao Wang! Why can't I stand to get up and have breakfast today! The newcomer hasn't finished recognizing it yet, hurry up and go in and have a meal!"
Wang Gang thought he had no idea. Although he was beaten to the dog and looked at the owner, the little girl would not let her eat at first, but she was also her husband's soldier. Could it be that she could still scold herself? So she walked over with shamelessness, smiled first, and then pointed at the little girl.
"Sister Zhao! I came here so early. I didn't blame the little girl just now. The key is that few people often live on the stands! I just joked with him, but I didn't scold her! Please tell me, others thought I was bullying your soldiers with tears in this way!"
But I didn't expect that as soon as he finished speaking, the little girl was anxious
"I want a safe job certificate to you. You said you like to go to work without a license! You also said that if you say you are a man and I don't believe it, take off your pants and let me see your guy! How are you still like!"
At this time, the manager's wife smiled and patted Wang Gang gently on the back of the head.
"I am not as good as you. I sleep until the sun is shining on my butt every day. I have to worry about the food, drinking, defecation and urination of nearly a hundred people! Your grandson, you know that you are bullying me all day long. Today I actually bullied my soldiers. Let me go back and tell your manager, how to deal with you!"
Wang Gang first shrank his neck and smiled and thought to himself. When our manager finished cleaning you, he would not have the heart and strength to clean up me. Then he walked to the little girl and smiled badly.
"Good comrade! Working hard will definitely get the value of our Sister Zhao! It will definitely have a bright future!"
I saw that the little girl glared at Wang Gang with a laugh and cry, and said nothing, and the manager's wife walked towards him.
"Xiaohua, you don't have to stand here anymore. Today I'll reward you if you finish! I'll clean up this little guy!"
Hearing this, Wang Gang ran away because he was afraid of this old woman, and it didn't matter if he caught him and knocked him down, so he was afraid that he would be strangled to death. After entering, he found that there were so many people eating breakfast inside. He quickly took the bowls and chopsticks, ate two oil cakes and a bowl of soy milk, and touched his round belly.
He slowly returned to the house, lay on the bed and smoked a cigarette, looked at the time of the phone, and thought it was half past eight, and Lao Qin should be coming soon, so he counted the tools and walked downstairs. However, he waited downstairs for about ten minutes, and smoked two cigarettes, but he just couldn't see Lao Qin coming. He had no choice but to be afraid that the leader would go out, and he just happened to meet him when he came down, so it would be even harder to say.
So he quickly picked up his cell phone and called Master Qin
"Hey, why haven't Lao Qin come here yet!"
"I've been here long ago!"
"Then why didn't I see you? I'm just downstairs!"
"Why are you asking me for something?"
"Nonsense, aren't we going to Su-255555 station today? Why did you forget it!"
"Hahaha, I said I called me early in the morning, and I thought you missed me!"
"Tell me where are you? I'll go find you, and the manager will come down soon. If you meet him, you will be in trouble!"
"Hey, you don't know! I've already gone to the processing factory!"
"Then why don't you take me to do!"
"What do I take you to deal with the factory?"
"I must have the sampler first. If you don't get up, how can I get it? Where can I get it? Oh, I'll accept you. This is not the first time we've been doing work!"
When Wang Gang said this, he didn't expect Lao Qin to laugh, which made him very depressed
"You are now, and you still have the heart to laugh! If I don't go, you can take out something!"
"Okay, I won't tease you anymore. I'm waiting for you just now, and the work area temporarily arranged for me to go to the factory to pull materials. Why are you anxious about me? Besides, there are so many cars that are not the same as me, why don't you go up and ask?"
"Look at you, I have nowhere to eat at noon. The most important thing is that you are not a golden partner with you? Is this grandson, I don't know how to tell me the old man after the car has been adjusted! Well, let's talk to me later!"
After hanging up the phone, Wang Gang was so angry that he became more and more angry. He was about to go to bed. When he was in a hurry to find himself, he would talk about it. He saved himself standing like a ****. He was frozen at the stairs for a long time, but the driver said that there was a temporary change!
As a result, when Wang Gang was about to get on, he didn't expect a sound of a car horn coming from behind. Niu Tou saw that there was only the secretary's cheetah car, and there was no other car. He thought that this was the leader's car, and it could not be honking at him. Maybe he was urging someone to urge him!
But when he was about to open the door, he didn't expect that the secretary's driver Xiao Lei was anxious.
"Hey, why are you going to die? Can't you hear me honking you?"
Everyone can get along well with each other, so they speak casually
"If you don't go up, can you stay downstairs and freeze to death? Your car is warm, but unfortunately our level is not enough! You can slowly blow the warm wind and listen to music, and I'll go up!"
"Hey, don't leave! Come up quickly!"
"You will die if you don't bully people all day long! I'm getting in! I can take your car?"
"Okay, go up! I'll call Feng Ping now and say you don't like my car. Will you see you get out then?"
Wang Gang looked at this guy's expression and thought that if he had teased himself, it would be almost the same. So he took the tool kit and threw it into the trunk. After getting in the car, he gave Xiao Lei a cigarette.
"Today, the sun really came out from the west, why are you?"
"Why can't my car pull you anymore!"
"What are you talking about? You're not a bad pickup truck that you've been riding. You're occasionally riding in your car today. I feel like changing the cannon by a shotgun, and I'm really uncomfortable!"
"Okay, where are we going down?"
"First go to the processing factory, I will get some things, and then go to Su-200000 station directly, then go to Su-144444, and finally return to the processing factory for dinner!"
"Then come back to sleep!"
"Oh! I can finally come back early today and have a beautiful sleep in!"
The car arrived at the processing plant. After they registered, they installed relevant equipment and facilities and went straight to Su-200,000 station. After doing the work, Wang Gang looked at the familiar and unfamiliar environment outside the window. He thought that it was the first time he had been here for so long that he went to his unit's gas collection station to get gas samples. He was excited and nervous because if he met a little hooligan when he went up, what should he do if he asked his big gift package? When he was nervous, the car turned sharply and Wang Gang's eyes were round and round.
"Brother, can you drive there? You have an objection to me!"
I saw Xiao Lei smiled
"Who asked you to take the co-pilot and don't wear a seat belt? Can you blame me for this? The key is that I see you sleepy, and I'm a little sleepy!"
Hearing this, Wang Gang thought to himself, this guy is just joking about his life. The driver is sleepy, so he is not allowed to run away from the car. If he doesn't care about climbing over the sand pit next to him, he can only say goodbye to this beautiful world, so he quickly took out his cigarette
"Brother, come and continue!"
"Forget it, I'll wake up now. When you go back to work, I'll suck it slowly!"
"Okay, where have you gone now? I just passed by the processing factory, you fooled the foreigners!"
"Then what you mean, it's almost time to get there!"
"Although I haven't been there, we can meet at our station and station for a few dozen kilometers?"
"Okay then! Let's keep walking forward if I listen to you. Jingbian comes back after dinner and then work!"
Wang Gang glared
"The steering wheel is in your hand, you can drive anywhere!"
Little Lei smiled
"Tell the left at the intersection ahead and you will arrive in a short while!"
Although Wang Gang was mumbling in his heart, he didn't say anything more. It wasn't that he was afraid of treating the guests. The key was that he was not mentally prepared. How should he face it after getting off the car? These old classmates and the little hooligans who were troubled should face sooner or later. The car was still listening to the door of Su-144444. At this time, Nan Long and Li Jun were smoking on the side of the road in front of the door. Seeing Wang Gang getting off, they also walked over with a smile.
"Oh, what kind of wind is blowing today! Why did you come to us? Did you use the bus for private use? Let's see your dream lover come?"
"Go to your uncle! You guys are free here and become donkeys. Let me come up to work for you! You have the nerve to say, come and help!"
After they took the gas cylinder, Wang Gang first put the sample bucket that had been picked up by Su-200,000 station in the carton box in the trunk, and then took out the one from Su-14444, preparing to go in and get the sample first, let it come out and then have a good chat. Unexpectedly, what he was most afraid of happened. The little hooligan came out, and he quickly put the sample bucket into the carton box again, and before he could come back to his senses, he had already come back to his senses.
"Wang Gang, you are so good! What's my delicious food?"
Wang Gang scratched his head
"You know how to eat all day long, and see how fat you are?"
The little hooligan spitted his tongue
"Didn't you say that you feel good when you get fat? Why do you think I'm fat again today?"
"I'm talking about pork! Why do you always associate with you!"
I saw the little hooligan coming over and pinched a piece of skin on Wang Gang's arm
"You guy, don't want to get stuck anymore! You are our territory now!"
Wang Gang quickly grinned and begged for mercy.
"Oh, sister! I've been to many stations today. I'll guarantee you to send you a house when you come back! What is that person doing?"
"Speak for sure?"
"Spray a nail in one mouthful! If you don't believe anyone, don't you believe me?"
I saw the little hooligan slowly let go of his hand and looked at Wang Gang
"Then I will trust you again. I will go out and wipe the pipeline! You can take a few more glances now!"
At this time, Wang Gang thought to himself that it was a god-given opportunity. He finally had the opportunity to show off his handsome standard operating skills! So he rubbed his arms while slacking off a bucket of paper in the carton!
Chapter completed!