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Chapter 127 Dove smells like shit

Wang Gang shook his head

"I used to think I was a transparent person in front of you, but now I realize that in front of you, there is a cloud of air. You can tell when you smell it, where you come from and where you are going to float!"

Fan Li is a little anxious now

"If you want to say it, just say it, don't say it! You're so sluggish that you're like a woman. If you don't go to eat, you'll wash the pot!"

Wang Gang glanced at Fan Li

"Oh! I didn't expect that this good smoke is strong, and I haven't finished smoking this one. Why is it so strong in my mouth? You are not afraid of being too anxious and flashing your tongue! No one treats you as a mute if you don't speak!"

"Deng Long smiled, oh! OK! He was right. He was really in the Moji for a while. The other person had washed the pot, would we still have a meal?"

Wang Gang smiled bitterly

"This grandson likes to watch the fun all day! Today he helps the evil and almost destroys the old man!"

Unexpectedly, I, Fan Li, was completely activated now. I walked behind Wang Gang in a daze and hugged his neck.

"I, since I haven't eaten mutton and have already become slut, it's better to keep talking and be happy. Come and I'll take you off your pants!"

Deng Long smiled and walked over, opening Fan Li's arm

"Can you be gentler? Don't be like a savage at any time. You can't talk about it carefully. You will know Tuotuo all day long. If you like to watch it, you can find a plate and dive into the house and watch it slowly. There are all over the world!"

At that time, Fan Liqi's face turned green, but he also knew that his body was far inferior to Deng Long, so his mind was licking his lips and smiling.

"Oh! You are really the best person in the world. Every time you install a gun, I fire a gun. Now I have become a philosopher. Every word I say is the truth. It seems that I have to buy a notebook with the "Quotes of Deng Banxian" written on the cover, hang it around my neck, study hard and improve every day!"

Unexpectedly, Deng Long just smiled faintly and said nothing, but walked to Wang Gang and was stunned.

"You are like a woman all day long, just like a mother! You buy a cigarette and you're even sexy. Is it good to make a game? But after the game was made, it turned out, but it was exactly the same as before. Do you really like to take off your pants and fart? Now let's tell me, why are you willing to invest in yourself? His grandma's question is how long your toothpick is and what to pretend? Is it interesting? If you don't say it later, I won't care which one of you is dealing with you before! It's best to practice one to death! It's also a worry-free way!"

Wang Gang had not recovered from Deng Long's joy of criticizing students, but he was forced to be like criticizing his grandson! Finally, he smiled bitterly and thought to himself what kind of world is his grandmother's world? Why are the injured except innocent passers-by, and then he is like himself. When eating meat, he always says sorry good people first.

"Okay, don't pretend anymore! Oh, these men wearing glasses are not necessarily professors, and some are even beasts! Men with long hair are not necessarily romantic and elegant, and some of them are traitors and lackeys of their brother!"

Unexpectedly, these two guys were extremely smart. Deng Long touched his long hair and compared it with his hands to see if it was 30% 70%! Fan Li was more fun. He took off his glasses and looked at him for a long time. Finally, the two looked at each other and walked towards Wang Gang quickly.

"Oh, I am worthy of being a talented man in Wang! I don't even have dirty words to curse people! Then let me tell you now, not only development is the hard truth! Don't forget that fists are the hard truth!"

Wang Gang found that it was too late to run away, so he stood there

"Why is it now? People are not allowed to speak freely! Besides, I didn't say you two just now! Xiao Lu, did I mention the names of you two just now?"

Xiao Lu just smiled embarrassedly, but he didn't expect that he and the two guys asked almost at the same time.

"Who is the beast with glasses? Who is the traitor without tyrants with Sanqi combing!"

"Oh, it's because of this! You two are so good at getting the right person!"

Fan Li was a little anxious now, slowly approaching Wang Gang, Denglong winked and stopped, and Deng Long smiled.

"Oh! How could we have developed limbs and simple minds? How could we be the opponents of these conspirators who have been holding the Thirty-Six Schemes and the Art of War all day long? But listen well, if you can't explain it clearly to me now, your mouth is soft and your tongue is flexible, and you will definitely make you look for teeth all over the ground if you punch it!"

Wang Gang showed an extremely scared look, thinking that he was still looking for his teeth, and looking for your sister all over the mountain! But he also knew very well that these two guys, whose fists were bigger and stronger than steamed buns, were powdery fractures no matter which piece they fell on him.

"Oh, I really didn't say you two. Why did our brothers say so badly? What I just said was the beast teachers on TV, who just put the primary school students on the shoes and beasts, and some of them also wore glasses! And you two didn't watch the traitor head on the tunnel war, didn't you win? Oh! I'll just convince you two, and I'll know how to put a condom all day long, and let me be a sandbag for you!"

I saw these two faces green, but Deng Long still smiled

"You kid, it's better to use punctuation marks in the future, and don't grab your eyebrows and beards at once. This makes a misunderstanding. But after being trained, you will know what's going on. That's all too late, because your body is bruised and purple, which is real! Tell me what's going on!"

Wang Gang went completely crazy. Unexpectedly, the memory of these two guys is so good. They have been struggling for so long, but they still haven't forgotten it. There is no way for them to be a disadvantaged group now.

"Okay, when I bought you cigarettes today, I felt that I was a lowly gift-giving person. For a woman I had never seen, I begged for such expensive cigarettes! Finally, I thought that I was not like those gift-giving people, carrying "Fei Tian Lanzhou" every day. When I went in and out of that office, I didn't know what "Fei Tian Lanzhou" looks like and what it tasted like when I smoked! It's over! That's what happened!"

Deng Long and Fan Li said almost in the same voice

"So that's how it is!"

Wang Gang could not miss any chance

"Yes! But I was carrying Feitian Lanzhou in and happily came out empty-handed. At the end of the year, I made a lot of money! I don't know what the result will be when I cooked wine and vegetables for the wolf at the end of the year!"

Fan Li smiled

"Tell you a story. In a special period of time when there is no connection between the yellow and yellow, the relationship between the wolf and the pig is very good. Do you know why not?"

Wang Gang looked at him timidly

"have no idea!"

"The reason is very simple! There are many food wolves in the pig house. You can eat three meals without going out! Pigs also have their own plans. If you raise such a wolf, you cannot just eat it without any benefits. It will issue orders in the jungle in the name of the wolf to create benefits for you!"

"But suddenly, for a while, the wolf that could not live in the pig house disappeared. Everyone was curious! Guess what's wrong?"

"have no idea!"

"Of course it was the wolf who ate the pig! Just run away!"

"Why?"

"The reason is very simple. On the one hand, the wolf feels that it is just a little food every day, and it will ruin its reputation!, while the pig feels that the wolf dares nothing every day, and it is also about to raise it and think of a way to kick the wolf away! The second hand, the wolf is tired of eating pig food, and it seems that it owe pigs every day, but if the pig is not itself, it is just a fox meat that has been peeled. When it thinks of meat, it really wants to eat meat! Unfortunately, it can only eat the pig if it has meat!"

Wang Gang was a little puzzled at this time, and he was so surprised that he said this.

"Then do you think you are a wolf or a pig!"

"Each each other! Let's be each other!"

"Then why are you talking about this? Just say it clearly!"

Fan Li smiled

"You must think of a way out when dancing with the wolf! Or sooner or later, the pig will become a delicious meal for the wolf!"

"You must be highly vigilant when dancing with pigs, because in real life, in addition to the big fat pigs in the farm, there are also pig mans in cartoons! Therefore, you must also think of a good place to go!"

At this time, Deng Long was a little irritated

"Are you two interesting? You just have a little bit of a mess. Let's say it over and eat it. In a simple sentence, don't doubt people, don't doubt people! Also, don't give others some favors, as if others are buying you their lives. This will not only hurt feelings, but also make people disgusted!"

Wang Gang glanced at Fan Li and pretended to realize

"Oh, so that's how it is! It hurts my head! It's worthy of being the son of an engineer! Not only does it make me think and not understand it, but it also makes me think and come back to my senses and find out in the fog, but I still stand on the street!"

Xiao Lu found that several masters were about to start a bored fight again, so he quickly took out his cigarette

"Oh! Come and smoke!"

After Deng Long took the cigarette, he did not lit it for himself. He first lit the cigarette and smiled.

"Two brothers, chicken! Let's smoke a cigarette first to relieve your anger! After the smoke, we will be no longer hungry. You will fight for another 300 rounds!"

When the two of them heard this, they didn't expect to laugh, so the few people were swaying and smoking toward the cafeteria as if nothing had happened! But when they just walked to the door of the cafeteria, they happened to meet Lao Wang at the same time as the work area.

"Master Wang finished eating so soon?"

Master Wang looked at him in surprise

"You guys are here to have a meal!"

Deng Long smiled

"Yeah! I'm a little late! Is there any food?"

Master Wang glared at him

"I'm the last one to eat. I smoked a cigarette before coming out. This time, the other person may have washed the pot!"
Chapter completed!
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