Suddenly, Xiao Fu gently patted Wang Gang

"Why do you miss your beautiful Zhuoma here? You are not afraid of colds! You walk up and lie on the bed and slowly want to go!"

Unexpectedly, Wang Gang woke up the dreamer and was happy all the time. He thought to himself! Although he was not this or that, he also had a girlfriend. Although it was not in reality, he just made up for his appearance! Although online dating is just a game for rich people, he can still have a passionate love affair with his true heart! Although the chance of success is very small, it is better than picking a grandson to be a grandson!

"Hahaha, go to yours! My legs hurt and rest for a while! Then go back to bed and think about it!"

Wang Gang's uneasy heart slowly returned to his ventricle and quickly dialed the landline of Liu Xia's house, but he held his breath and didn't say anything, just listened quietly, because he was afraid that if her mother answered the phone, it would be troublesome until the other end of the phone came.

"Hey, hello!"

"Speak! If I don't speak, I'll hang up!"

Wang Gang breathed a sigh of relief and began to be justified, and the evil man complained first.

"What are you doing? Why don't you call a phone call during this period!"

Liu Xia must be dissatisfied when she heard this

"Why do you have to call you? Is your phone used to smash walnuts?"

Wang Gang smiled

"This phone is the cheapest Nokia phone? It will break if you smash the walnuts! Then you will be completely unable to contact you! What are you doing at home?"

"Anyway, I don't make a phone call, and it's the same for me whether I smash walnuts or not!"

"Oh! Didn't you go home? Isn't this inconvenient?"

"Oh! I know it's inconvenient this time! It's midnight at school, so why don't you think it's inconvenient for us!"

"Didn't you say that your family won't let you fall in love? Well! You'll stop blaming me when you beat me!"

"Tell me! What's the matter? I'm still busy?"

"What else can you do besides thinking of you! What are you doing!"

Liu Xia's anger seemed to disappear

"Tsk, miss me! You are not afraid of your tongue! What can I do and it's hard to have a holiday, of course I'm watching TV!"

At this time, Wang Gang thought that he would watch TV at home. It was basically impossible during the day, because one kilowatt-hour of electricity was one yuan, and as long as the mother saw it, he insisted on it. So watching TV in broad daylight was definitely like a thief, secretly turning it on, and put the sound to the minimum, so he asked curiously.

"Do your parents care about you?"

Liu Xia seemed a little surprised and asked back

"What's the fuss about watching TV? What's not doing? Why do you still have to worry about watching TV?"

Hearing this question, Wang Gang was afraid of being exposed because he once told Liu Xia that his family was so poor that he couldn't even afford to press glass. This time, he would say that there was a TV, so he would be really a thief who didn't tell himself for three years and pretended to be lost.

"Oh, you are so noble, so you are so forgot about it! My black and white TV has been turned on by me. The antenna is broken, and to be precise, it is completely over! The light bulbs were all fifteen-watt. Do you think my parents can do it? Do you find that watching TV? Come back and get rid of me!!"

Liu Xia is like a child who did something wrong

"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hurt your self-esteem!"

Wang Gang was as happy as a flower. It seemed that the woman in love was really not very intelligent, so she returned to the original point again.

"It's okay! I'm used to it! Let me first talk about why I didn't call me!"

Unexpectedly, Liu Xia is not happy now

"When you were in school, you could not stop calling three calls every day! Now that we are at work, we have bought all our mobile phones, but we answered a call from you, and the flowers we were waiting for were blooming, but no one of them was seen! Do you have a new love?"

Wang Gang never expected that this guy was here, waiting for him to explain quickly

"Oh, have you never heard that meeting more than Suzaku is worse than meeting you? You are irresponsible. What do you mean that I will not call after work? When I was in Xi'an, I almost lost my phone in order to call you. I didn't even go to a big city for the first time. I forgot to buy you a gift. I quickly told you why I didn't call me!"

"Okay, there are no cats in the world that don't eat fishy food! There is not a good thing for you men!"

Wang Gang felt ashamed when he heard this. To be honest, when he didn't have a cell phone before, he knew what he was talking about in the last class every day, because he had important things to do, so he thought about how to make Liu Xia happy. After all, it was maintained by a remote control of a telephone. I heard that college students were very leisurely all day long, thinking about how to chase girls all day long, and then entering the adult world early under the moonlight. The roots would not be troubled by looking up dictionaries every day like elementary school students, and they would be troubled by the international phonetic symbols that they could not remember, and high school students would fight nights all day long to prepare for the college entrance examination!

But I can only talk about this in my heart, because although he has no physical problems in love, he has material flaws, so I must first find out whether Liu Xia is like her in school. So he turned his eyes and smiled and pretended to be angry.

"Oh, so many innocent loves have been made of the big dyed vat of society, and I can understand you in today's society. It is better to marry a woman than a good job! If you are a college student, you will definitely have a happy life in the future. If you follow me as a high school student, you will have any future and have to go home to farm! If you find a new love, just say, don't put this shit on my head! I don't! Because I told you that I only love one person in my life, that's you! If you kick me, you won't fall in love again in the future. Just find a matchmaker in our market and find someone with a big butt who can give birth to a baby! You can despise me for being poor, but you can't insult my personality, because I am a seven-foot man, and the poor are all left with backbone!"

Unexpectedly, Liu Xia is even more cruel than him

"Then go back quickly and find someone with the size of your butt and can give birth to a baby! I told you that you are my first love, and you have not ended with me, and I will not date other boys at the same time! Please don't, use your tinted glasses to knock a boat of people over with one stone! Goodbye!"

At this time, Wang Gang was completely stunned. Unexpectedly, this little girl not only had a sweet voice, but also had a little temper! Finally, she smiled bitterly, thinking that the young men and women had no idea who deceived anyone, and with the loss of time, it was only a little bit! Because men had three major wishes, which were promotion, wealth, and wife! I wanted to eat different tofu products, Mapo tofu, the spicy taste of boiled tofu, and the purity of scallions mixed with scallions! But women were not good either. When the night was late, I always wanted to try fat people with great strength, thin people with fast pace, short people with breastfeeding, and tall people with carts! But women were more terrible than men, because men deceived women for a while, and women cheated men for a lifetime.

Wang Gang held his cell phone and thought of slamming the wall. He chased a beautiful person beside him. Unexpectedly, he didn't eat the tofu and lost all the soybean seeds! He called the faraway Mao but didn't see him. Unexpectedly, he was even more popular than the one around him. However, the evidence he was sorry for him, but he had a bloody reality.

"Why are you dead?"

"I'm not waiting for you to insult me ​​like a criminal interrogation!"

"Look at why you are so sensitive! I heard from others when I talk casually!"

"Do you think a girl's innocence is so casual and cheap in your mouth? Since you listen to others so much, then tell others that I don't have time! Is there anything else? If not, I'm very busy!"

Wang Gang smiled bitterly, what can you do except watch TV

"Of course there is something serious!"

"explain!"

"Please remember that a man can have nothing, but he cannot have responsibility! And I am the embodiment of responsibility! Therefore, I promise Marx absolutely nothing!"

"Okay! If you have the truth in your mouth, boars will climb trees, let alone sows!"

"Oh! The boar and sow are not a pig after all! I'm not lying to you. What's the point of saying I'm lying to you!"

"Why is it meaningless?"

"You and I are the moon in the water to each other! Flowers in the fog! A pair of miserable mandarin ducks in the virtual world, do you think it is necessary? Even if you and I have others, what will affect each other and lose it!"

"But, everyone in our class knows that you are my God of War King Kong! If I do that, although it will not be a loss to you, I can have a normal boyfriend myself! They call me a little bit of trouble, but I feel that I can't get over my conscience, I'm sorry for you!"

"But, everyone in our class knows that you are my little devil! If I do that, although I will not suffer any loss to you, I can have a normal girlfriend myself! They will definitely praise me for finally getting to know it, but I feel that I have defiled the word responsibility, and I am even more sorry for you!"

Unexpectedly, this move is really effective. Liu Xia softened her heart and said petitely

"You hate it! Why do you imitate me to speak!"

"I didn't learn your words! I just turned my heartbeat into ordinary people!"

"Then why do you think you should doubt me? Don't learn from me!"

"Because the distance is too far and the radio is too long, I'm really afraid of losing you!"

"You hate it! Then why do you think you spoil me like you did at the beginning for so long? Why don't you let go!"

"Because you didn't let go, what reason do I have to let go! Since you can endure loneliness, what does the temptation in front of you count?"

"What is the fallacy of this sentence?"

"Haha, a man who can withstand temptation is a real man, and a woman who can withstand loneliness is a good woman!"

"You hate it! Tell me why I didn't call me. I don't believe you haven't thought about me. Didn't you say you didn't listen to my voice all day and you were powerless? Come on, and I'll forgive you for not being guilty!"

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