While Wang Gang was lying on the bed and complaining about God's unfairness, the phone ringtone rang. He planned to press it and continue to sleep, but he still picked it up and looked at it with a sloppy hand. It was not from Inner Mongolia, but from qhhdd area, so he threw it on the bed, thinking that it must be again, do you need special services? But it's strange, the caller was still persistent, and finally he shook his head

"Hey, hello! That one!"

I heard the sound of Liu Xia coming from the other side of the phone

"Of course it's your sister, me!"

Wang Gang hummed pretending to be angry

"What are you doing? Why are you turning off your phone, don't answer the landline, and don't reply to text messages?"

Unexpectedly, this little girl's mouth is sharper than a knife

"You've just gotten out of here and there, why did you ring so long before you answer the phone!"

Who would have thought that Wang Gang, a lyricist, was actually asked by a little girl, and could not take out the woman's killer weapon, so he began to not mess with her.

"You answer my question first? I'll ask you first!"

"Are you embarrassed? Why did you suddenly become so silly? I asked later! Answer my question quickly!"

Wang Gang shook his head helplessly

"I can't afford to offend you, I fell asleep just now! What did you do today?"

"Are you a pig? You fell asleep all day! Could it be that what I do now? Do you still have to ask you for instructions early and report later?"

"Oh! I really convinced you! When will I grow up? I'm going to do something, by the way, whose phone number is this!"

"Guess! Guess it, there will be a prize!"

Wang Gang's mouth was opened, and he was about to say that you went to meet an old lover in private, but he swallowed it again, because from Liu Xia's calm expression, it can basically be judged that it shouldn't be on a date. Otherwise, even if she was a professional actor, she wouldn't be able to pretend to be fine.

"You still need to guess this! When you think about it with your feet, you must be thinking about me. You'll go get a mobile phone card!"

"Oh! You are really worthy of being my golden fox! Your head is so good! How did you know I'm going to apply for a card!"

"There were more than 200 text messages last night, which was not much cheaper than making phone calls and roaming? People who are as good at living like you must have applied for a local card! In order to better cultivate feelings!"

"Why are you so narcissistic! You really can gild yourself on your face!"

"Hahaha, if there is gold on my face, then you will not be the one who benefits the most in the end?"

"you guess!"

"I cut off your head and sold it!"

"Oh! The most toxic woman's heart! How could you kill my life!"

"Then what you mean is to look at it under the sun every day! Then my eyes don't hurt! Then what are the benefits for me?"

"That's it! First of all, there must be light on your face! Then, if you like jewelry, use a knife to cut a little!"

"It doesn't hurt like this!"

"I'm dying for you! What does this pain count!"

"Just talk nonsense! In the end, you will die!"

"It is the greatest honor of every man to be able to die in the hands of his beloved woman!"

"You hate it! Tell me why you need to cut it one by one?"

"This way I can make more jewelry for you. After I hang it up, you bring one piece of jewelry every day and think about me every day! The most important thing is that I want to accompany you for a while, remember you well, and be your golden fox in the next life!"

"You hate it! I won't tell you anymore, my mom is back!"

When Wang Gang was still immersed in Liu Xia's sweet voice, a beeping sound brought him to real life again. Finally, he lit a cigarette

"Oh! It seems that this mother-in-law is not a good person. The girl has gone to college! I am more afraid of seeing her than seeing her. Tian Boguang is! It seems that on the road of revolution, there are not only snow-capped mountains and grasslands, but also surrounds and blockades!"

But Wang Gang has not yet. Liu Xia's gentleness is better enjoyed, and the deadly knock on the door has begun again. He used his heel and thought to himself that it was Fan Li.

"Stop knocking! Go to bed! Get back to bed!"

"You open the door quickly! Something is wrong!"

"Your wife is ectopic!"

"Go to your uncle! Open the door quickly! Headlines!"

Hearing this, Wang Gang sat up and walked over staggeringly

"What's the matter?"

"Aren't you already asleep?"

"Yes! I'm planning to sleep!"

"Then why are you still wearing it? You are not afraid of the sand on it, and wipe the blisters from your butt!"

"Don't worry! As long as you don't touch it, you will never be able to touch the bubbles!"

Fan Li glared at me

"I have nothing to touch, catch a scorpion! By the way, have you heard?"

"I haven't heard of it!"

"Go to your brother! I didn't say anything, you didn't hear that you were reincarnated in such a hurry!"

Wang Gang rolled his eyes

"You didn't say anything, of course I didn't hear it! What should I say?"

"Just heard from Bitch Feng that we will go to the factory to help tomorrow!"

"Oh! It's true that there's a similar smell! The relationship between the two bitches seems unusual!"

"I can't communicate with you! It's so hard to talk!"

"We haven't finished the work in our work area! What are you going to the processing factory to help?"

"It must be a good thing!"

"Stop keeping it in hiding! Say it quickly!"

"Wipe the glass! Pick up the trash!"

"Go to his uncle! Why are we catching up with all the good things! I won't go!"

After Fan Li laughed, he lit a cigarette and went to He Gang's bed.

"Oh! It's a pity that you don't count!"

Wang Gang also lit a cigarette

"Can you go to the first area of ​​homework?"

"I called and asked, but they didn't go to clean up the scene. They went to clap their hands on the day of the factory celebration! Watch the show!"

"His grandma's true, a soldier will win a nest!"

"Haha, the exact thing is, eat meat with the wolf and eat shit with the dog! Go to bed early! Call me tomorrow morning!"

Wang Gang also got up when he heard this, followed Fan Li, and then locked the door, thinking that he was now in the information room, and he didn't say it, so he pretended not to know. He went to the information room tomorrow morning and arranged as they like! But when he sat by the bed and took off his socks, the sand suddenly fell off. He first whipped it with his hands, but just finished it, it seemed that it was growing all the time, and it couldn't be finished.

"Oh! His uncle's people are in trouble. They really have to stuff their teeth when drinking water! All the sand in their shoes come to join in the fun!"

Shaking his head helplessly, he went to the bathroom to fetch a basin of water, and when he slowly put his feet in, he saw that the originally clear water suddenly became turbid. At this time, Wang Gang smiled bitterly

"Haha, we are really worthy of being a second-generation farmer!"

After running for about ten minutes, he didn't rub it because he had an injury on his hand. He just soaked it and took it and poured water. But when he saw a thin layer of sand in the basin, he was speechless again

"Oh! People say that a grain of sand in their shoes may cause all their efforts to be wasted. From this point of view, their path to success is truly unpredictable!"

After going to bed, Wang Gang originally planned to make some contribution to the tobacco industry in his motherland. When he thought about it, he felt sore in his throat. Why bother to complain to himself? But he thought of Liu Xia's mother. When these two women just came back, they would not be able to close their conversations for a while. They called TV in boredom, and while passing the time, they prayed for the mother-in-law who had never seen before, and quickly fight with their eyes.

But just when he was half asleep and half awake, his cell phone rang and his eyes suddenly opened like a copper bell

"Since we don't have any, at least we have to trust us, we don't have to contact us anymore! Goodbye!"

Wang Gang looked carefully and was completely confused. It turned out that this little girl had nothing to do and actually replaced Tianshui and school cards. It seemed that her nightmare seemed to be coming earlier than she thought.

"Oh! Are you sleeping so hard! What are you talking nonsense all day long?"

"May I ask! You're busy first, it's over, say! Sorry! I'm disturbing! What does it mean?"

"Oh! You are not tired! You are suspicious all day long. Can you not make any trouble without any trouble? I will send you a text message, but you can't turn off the phone. No one answers the landline. Are you busy and what are you doing?"

"Okay, what's the end?"

"Of course the matter is done! Why do you think I'm talking about?"

"Okay! I can't tell you! But please remember that we were all taking a dangerous move. If we don't have absolute trust and 100% sincerity, I advise you not to disturb my life. It is better to have a short pain than long pain! I quit!"

"Why!"

"Because distance creates beauty, but we are already in the virtual world, and you are suspicious all day long, in the end, there must be beauty in the distance! You will also scold me for deceiving your feelings!"

"You think too much! I miss you so much! I deliberately angered you! My relationship with you is like the left hand and right hand, the left eye and the right eye! I feel trust in you, because what I haven't seen in you is that it doesn't happen! Okay, don't be angry, laugh!"

But after a long time, the text message still did not come back. Wang Gang was a little anxious, so he called it and turned off the phone. When he regretted, he shot himself in the foot and punched his fist in the eye, he suddenly remembered her newly issued card today.

"Why are you angry!"

"Your brains are too slow to reflect!"

Wang Gang was confused and thought to himself which one of these two accounts was his little devil.

"Aren't I waiting for your text message?"

"You are stupid! You can't hear the text messages! Isn't it a waste of money?"

Wang Gang was glad that the case was finally fooled, but at this moment, a faint feeling of anxiety surged in his heart.

"Have your mom slept?"

Unexpectedly, Liu Xia was very focused

"I'm asleep, what? What do you want to do?"
Chapter completed!